Novel Full Chapter 211 - Elder Sister, Hit Me
Chapter 211 – Elder Sister, Hit Me
Thus, the current situation arose. Chen Mi really wished his wife was with him, he knew that he would have to one day have the ' talk' with Yu Mai but the little mer was still young and he didn't want to talk about such a thing so soon.. so he could only muddle things through " That's right when two people of opposite gender sleep together after getting married, the baby will come in the tummy of daddy"
Yu Mai, who didn't know that such a miraculous thing existed felt like he had done something really bad, he looked at Lang Ru who had gone really white then turned to his third brother in law once again " and…and what if two people sleep together before getting married?"
He and Lang Ru were still young and they haven't married yet so they shouldn't have a baby right? Because for having a baby, getting married was important right?
Chen Mi didn't know what was going on in his little brother in law's head, he just thought that Yu Mai had heard something and was curious about this or that, so he immediately shook his head and decided to give a small teaching in case Yu Mai learned from the bad elements " then they will be called bad people, you should only sleep together with a woman after you get married because if you got a baby before that then the woman won't take responsibility and then you will be alone and everyone will call you a shameless child"
Chen Mi didn't know that Yu Mai's first time sleeping with a woman was already taken away by Lang Ru last night and simply gave him a small lecture because he didn't want Yu Mai to learn bad things after listening to the heresy in the village, there were just too many idiots out there what if his cute little Mai learned something wrong from them? He thought that he will just give a little warning to Yu Mai so that the latter will keep himself safe without him having to explain the uncomfortable things to Yu Mai but Chen Mi didn't know that his embarrassment regarding having the talk about bees and butterflies caused a big misunderstanding!
Yu Mai felt like he was struck by lightning, his entire body was in a state of shock and he didn't recover from that shock even after getting out of Chen Mi's room. His face had gone just as white as Lang Ru but the two kids were so in shock that they didn't even dare to discuss the matter anymore!
If someone heard them, then they will become bad people! They will be called shameless! Thus, both of them silently returned back to their rooms and in a state of shock and in the urge of denying everything they both fell asleep on different beds. But after an hour Yu Mai woke up from a bad dream, in the dream he was carrying a baby on his back and even have to give him, his meat to eat from his bowl!
He didn't have enough meat to eat by himself how will he share it with the baby? Yu Mai was having the worst time of his life, why didn't anyone tell him this before? He wouldn't have slept with Lang Ru then! Now, what was he going to do? He was so small and yet he will have to take care of the baby?
He lifted his shirt and patted his tummy, it indeed looked fatter than yesterday ( he just ate too much) and he was feeling sick too ( he just ate too much) and he felt like his stomach was going to burst ( he just ate too much)
When the horrifying reality finally set in his mind, Yu Mai burst into tears. He .. he was going to be a daddy and have to take care of a naughty child like little bun!
He didn't want to! He still wanted to play and eat meat all by himself! He didn't want to share his meat! He didn't want to have this baby!
Yu Mai felt that he was in a pinch, but it was in great difficulties that a person's inner abilities awakens. In Yu Mai's case his memory was triggered and he immediately remembered that every mer has to take good care of himself before he gets a baby, maybe if he wasn't careful, the baby will leave. Yes, yes.. he will definitely deal with this matter!
On the other hand, Lang Ru too had a dream, in her dream, she dreamt that Yu Mai gave birth to her baby but it wasn't just one baby but three! He gave birth to triplets and then left her to take care of them, she had a baby on her back and two in her hands while Yu Mai was playing with the other kids!
Even in her dreams, Lang Ru was driven mad by Yu Mai's lack of tact!
But she was a good woman! She will work hard and take care of Yu Mai and her baby, she will not be shameless and leave them alone!
Just like that, the two kids decided the fate of the (nonexistent) baby.
Yu Dong didn't know that such an interesting thing took place in her house, she worked hard throughout the day and was looking forward to returning home and taking a good, well deserving break but then just as she returned home together with her husbands, a little round ball rushed toward her and loudly declared " Elder sister, I want you to hit me!"
Yu Dong: ????? Huh??
Shen Li and Ye Liu: "….." what happened when they were gone?
The three of them looked at Chen Mi who was looking haggard after getting severely harassed by Yu Mai. When he saw that Yu Dong was back, he couldn't hold his tears anymore and rushed into Yu Dong's arms " wuwuwu, Wife! I don't know what has gotten into Mai, he just wouldn't sit still, he just keeps jumping from the kitchen counter and tabletops, I am going to be driven crazy by this little hellion!"
Chen Mi had been running around saving Yu Mai and didn't know how many unnecessary injuries he has suffered, he just didn't understand what has gotten into this little angel baby brother in law of his! The more he thought about it the more he sobbed as he cried " Mai started playing around with those kids and lost his way! I am going to file a complaint against their parents! Just look what they taught our pure little baby!'