Novel Full Chapter 208 - Call Me Elder Sister
Chapter 208 – Call Me Elder Sister
That night a strange rumour spread around the village and that was ' Qiu Bai and Old man Yu are possessed'. The field that Yu Dong built was of course only limited to the backyard of the old Yu Family, once Qiu Bai and Old man Yu stepped out of that field everyone could hear them shouting and begging for forgiveness. If Yu Dong wanted she could have asked them to state their ' good deeds' from their own mouth but she didn't want to have any additional trouble for a short while.
Though Qiu Bai and Old man Yu were like a pair of blood-sucking leeches that will hide in their holes for a short while after getting burned their habits of sucking the blood of the innocents will never really change so it was better to enjoy the peace while she can, so after she sent Qiu Bai and Old man Yu packing, Yu Dong hopped down from the tree she was hiding in, it will be better for her to calm down a little before returning home because she didn't want to let her family see her dark and gloomy face.
But just as she jumped from the tree, a lazy drawl called her from behind " you are just as cruel as you were in the apocalypse world, Dong Dong"
Yu Dong looked behind her with a blank expression, the person standing there in her resplendent clothes was none other than Wu Junfen in whose body her grandma was currently residing, the woman looked just as flashy as she was while they were at Earth. Yu Dong was actually surprised that she didn't find it about sooner.
It made her feel a bit ….stupid.
She glanced at Wu Junfen's face that despite being completely different from her grandma's somehow corresponded with her old face and immediately turned around, not good – that smug smile, that bling-bling aura still ticked her off just as it always did and she suddenly felt an itch in her fists like hitting someone " I think you got the wrong person" she said and turned around to leave but how cam Wu Junfen aka her grandma let her leave, she immediately chased after it " don't lie, I can recognize that stupid face of yours anywhere"
Just one hit. Her mind whispered.. just one hit. Anyway, her grandma was only a few years older than her she could always take one hit, right? " I don't know what you are talking about," she said with a smile that wasn't a smile " I mean for someone who can recognize this stupid face of mine you have been pretty distant, don't you think? Like when your granddaughter was being kicked out from the village for instance?"
" Ahem" Wu Junfen had nothing to say, she was indeed a bit guilty for doing such a thing. But her Yu Dong was such a strong child, no one can bully her even when she was a child .. so there was no way a bunch of old women will be able to bully her either but she miscalculated a bit, that variant with Fanh Chi, she didn't take it in her mind. She cleared her throat uncomfortably and flattering smiled " don't be so cold Dong Dong, I know that I am wrong here. I should have taken proper care of my mother this time but don't worry, she is being punished severely right now, so you don't have to worry"
Elder Wu was indeed getting punished, she was forcefully made to kneel on durian and all her husbands were shoving glass after glass of bitter Chinese medicine that helped raise ones IQ, of course, it might be not much of use but at least they were bitter and Elder Wu simply hated bitter things.
So it could be said that she was going through hell's judgment right now with tears trickling down her cheeks like waterfalls.
Yu Dong pinched the space between her brows " can you not talk like that? It is like so weird if you call her mother won't she be like my great grandmother- ouch what was that for" she yelped when Wu Junfen smacked the back of her head with the fan that she always carried with her " what's the meaning of this?"
Wu Junfen snorted " what do you think just who are you calling grandma?" She tucked the wandering lock of her hair behind her ear and sniffed haughtily " can't you see? Just look at my flawless skin and my wrinkle-free face, with this beautiful face, you should be calling me Elder sister"
A stunned silence descended upon them as Yu Dong stared at her 'ever young' grandma and Wu Junfen looked back at her with a 'call me sister, right now' expression. For a while then two stood still in a stalemate and then –
" Bye," said Yu Dong turning around with a deadpanned expression that somewhat looked like a disgusted one, calling her grandma who was like seventy .. eighty years older than her – elder sister? And this was when she wasn't counting the years that her grandmother spent here in this world! Was something wrong with her brain? Was she seriously asking her to call her this old bag of bones 'elder sister'? She should have known! This woman can never change, she might be a genius but her weird temper was a pain in the butt!
Yu Dong refused to talk with this woman or her .exe system would stop working!
" Why!! It's just a small thing!" cried Wu Junfen as she wrapped herself around Yu Dong's waist like a koala " and I haven't even talked about how you are acting like a little philander, spreading your ovum here and there.. you little hooligan, what happened to the teachings that I taught you, hmm? Aren't you afraid that you will be sucked dry if you go on like this?"
Yu Dong who was walking like she didn't have fifty to sixty kilograms of weight on her body stopped in her tracks, she turned her head at Wu Junfen who was looking at her like she was the scum of scums .. pondered a little and then with an air of someone sacrificing their dignity finally spoke up " Elder sister".