Chapter 138 - I Have Gone Flabby!
Yu Dong originally wanted to go back and sleep. But seeing the excited gaze of Chen Mi, she couldn't say the words and swallowed her half-hearted rejection. It wasn't that she wanted to refuse; nobody could deny a beauty. But she was a bit worried she might lack performance because of her tired body. Nonetheless, she had no choice and could only walk inside Chen Mi's room while the latter rushed off to take a bath.
Yu Dong has left several bath bombs in a bowl in the bathhouse. Usually, Chen Mi and the others were too reluctant to use such a unique thing. Still, today it was a special occasion. Chen Mi picked up a bath bomb that smelled sweet and took a leisurely bath, cleaning every inch of his skin as well as using the rare shampoo to wash his hair. He cannot smell foul. Not even an inch of his skin should smell bad. He needs to impress his wife!
Chen Mi took a long time to clean himself. He remained inside the bathtub even when the hot water turned cold and only came out when he started to smell like a walking dessert.
"Hmm, hmm, hmm," Chen Mi hummed happily before wiping his body and donning on his nightdress. He knew that the nightgown would be taken off soon, so he didn't dare to bother about tying it up tightly and let it hang on his slender frame loosely. It was such a pity; despite having a slender build and a face like that of an idol, Chen Mi was considered ugly by the women of this world just because he looked too handsome.
Once he stepped out of the bathhouse, Chen Mi didn't walk to his room right away; instead, he rushed to Ye Liu's room and poked his head inside with a flattering grin. "Brother Liu~."
Ye Liu, rocking little bun to sleep, felt thousands of goosebumps erupt all over his body. What was this? A new kind of game. With an annoyed little bun in his arms, he turned around, clearly unhappy about his lullaby being interrupted. "What is it? Why are you calling me like this? You creeped me out!"
"Hehe, brother Liu... Didn't you buy scented oil from the town on your last visit? Can you share some with me?" Chen Mi didn't look sorry at all. Instead, he lowered his voice even more, making it sickly sweet. This time not even Ye Liu but even Little bun felt thousands of pins sticking to his body - who was this man? He refuses to accept him as his daddy!
Ye Liu didn't know how to respond to this situation. This brat just snatched his chance to sleep with Yu Dong and was now asking for his things. However, he was still the same old Ye Liu who cared about his little brother despite being jealous of him every now and then. He handed a soft-smelling scented oil to Chen Mi without saying anything else. "Don't try a strong one yet. You are still young, and gentle scents suit you more rather than those strong ones. You can have the strong ones after you grow up a little."
Chen Mi took the little bottle that smelled of jasmine, and his lips twitched; he was already a daddy. He was still a little boy, huh?
Shen Li and Ye Liu: you will always be our baby!
But Chen Mi knew that his second brother wouldn't harm him or give him any bad advice. So he used the jasmine scent all over his body and handed it back to Ye Liu before hugging his second brother and leaving the room.
Ye Liu, who was suddenly hugged, noticed the wet patches on his shirt and looked at Chen Mi's back. This brat, he still didn't learn to dry his hair after washing it. Ye Liu stepped forward, wanting to stop Chen so he could dry his hair just like always when he thought of something and went back inside.
Chen Mi didn't know that his second brother gave him silent good luck behind his back.
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Chen Mi's room wasn't far from Ye Liu's. Only a single room was between them belonged to Yu Dong. He knew that Yu Dong must be in his room because she didn't like calling them to her old room. Even though the room was renovated, it was still the same room. Their bitter memories were still locked in that room. Neither he nor his brothers liked going inside that room where the old Yu Dong once lived. So, Yu Dong generally visited their rooms instead of calling them to hers.
However, once Chen Mi reached his room, he stood outside. His heartbeat excitedly increased as he raised his trembling hand to open the latch of the door. Inside, his wife was sitting, and tonight, he and she will have - they will do the bibbity bobbity! The more Chen Mi thought, the more his mind surged with X-rated images. He was so excited he started to slightly hyperventilate, and he flushed all the way down to his toes.
He will see all of her, and she will see all of him. Yu Dong was fine. In fact, after taking care of herself, she was completely different from the previous Yu Dong. She wasn't lazy and worked out quite a lot. He was sure that her muscles were well developed! The problem was him. He looked down at his stomach and then squeezed it.
He gave it another squeeze.
Then another and finally a world crushing reality came into his mind -
HE HAS GONE FLABBY!
No! No! No! This can't be! How can he get fat? He squeezed his tummy once again, and just like before, two rolls of fats were stuffed in his hands. There was no denying it. He was fat! Fat! FLABBYYYY! Gah!
He will look so ugly! His fat belly jiggling while his wife was doing him! Vomit! Disgusting! Just the image was awful!