Great Medical System in a Veterinarian

Chapter 929: Smiling Half-Step Madness, Rare Abandonment of Treatment, Shocking the Entire Medical Community!

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“Requesting the prescription for craziness/dog head.”

“Star Master never deceives me.”

“It’s obviously a tragedy, but I can’t help but laugh.”

“Well, now the whole village knows.”

The viewers in the live stream naturally saw this scene.

Instantly, they exclaimed one after another.

This is simply a real-life version of “Laughing Half-Step to Madness,” it’s incredibly vivid.

Moreover, some mischievous viewers requested the very prescription for craziness.

“Initially pursued literature, failed for three years; then studied martial arts, shot an arrow at a military training, hit the drum official, got chased out; subsequently learned medicine, achieved something; created a prescription, and suddenly… reality version arrived.”

“Inexplicably reminds me of Sun Simiao at over seventy years old saying in ‘Essentials for Emergency Worth a Thousand Gold’: ‘There are fools in this world who, after studying prescriptions for three years, claim there is no disease in the world that cannot be treated; but after treating illnesses for three years, they realize there is no prescription in the world that can be used.'”

“Are you also a fellow medical student upstairs? Hahaha, indeed, self-studying traditional Chinese medicine without guidance is dangerous just by reading medical books daring to prescribe oneself. The first two lines of ‘Four Hundred Medicinal Properties Song’ state: ‘The nature of each medicine is distinct, with its function; warm, cool, cold, hot, nourish or drain, suitable to connect. Monarch, minister, assistant, envoy, operate within the mind, opposites feared and aversive, fortune, and misfortune apparent.’ This situation belongs to apparent fortune and misfortune, just hoping this living traditional Chinese medicine doesn’t lose his life.”

Of course.

Many viewers studying traditional Chinese medicine also scoffed.

Because regardless of whether it’s a family tradition or a student at a School of Traditional Chinese Medicine, everyone knows one principle.

There is room for error in pulse diagnosis, but mistakenly prescribing medicine is a grave matter.

Moreover, the inheritance path of traditional Chinese medicine in some families is two years of virtue, three years of learning characters, five years of learning medicine, ten years of recognizing illnesses, ten years of understanding pain, ten years of asking about medicine, ten years of inquiring prescriptions, ten years of questioning principles.

It’s a saying presumably familiar to Old Shen.

So Old Shen fled.

After all, in the blink of an eye, sixty years have gone by, who can endure that?

However, while they were focusing on this, they worried for the living traditional Chinese medicine.

Don’t really let him mess it up.

“President Zhang…can this be seen?”

Village Chief Ah Shan hesitated to speak.

He originally thought the person would be lying on the ground, possibly even with a scene of foaming at the mouth.

No one expected he would be dancing madly in the living room.

This made Ah Shan lose confidence.

He wasn’t sure if President Zhang could take a look.

After all, this kind of situation, he hadn’t seen before.

“Alright! Gone completely mad now!”

Yang Dagang walked a little slowly.

But he also saw a crowd in the living room staring while someone was still madly dancing, chuckling, the crazily delirious Yang Feng, the village’s living traditional Chinese medicine.

“Can’t watch anymore…just call an ambulance and go to the hospital with Uncle Yang.”

Zhang Lingchuan shook his head.

There was a yellow tag on his head.

The person presumably wasn’t in life-threatening danger.

He must have added some hallucinogenic substance to his prescription, or some drug interactions had hallucinogenic effects.

The scans were limited, so the yellow tag was too lazy to scan anymore.

Let the hospital people find the results.

“Yes, yes, call 120.”

Soon, the living traditional Chinese medicine’s wife called 120.

“Rare to see Dr. Zhang choose to give up treatment.”

“Mainly because there’s really no way to treat this, just don’t know if there’s no hope.”

“Shouldn’t be hopeless, right?”

“Actually, if you observe Dr. Zhang’s expression, if there was a life-threatening situation he would definitely say so, on the contrary, this expression of disdain likely means there’s hope.”

“Yes, Dr. Zhang’s disdainful expression shows there’s no life threat, probably ingested some poisonous mushroom mixed in the medicine, friends from Yunnan province might understand this feeling.”

The live stream viewers discussed eagerly.

“President Zhang… about the living traditional Chinese medicine just now, the problem shouldn’t be big, right?”

After staying at Jiangkou Village for a while, they continued to the next village.

And here again a cow got into trouble.

A flashy potato made itself foam at the mouth.

From the video call, it probably would die soon.

So they rushed over hurriedly.

On the road, Village Chief Ah Shan asked.

“Perhaps just took some hallucinogenic drugs, wait for the hospital’s examination.”

Zhang Lingchuan shrugged.

The next stop reached quickly.

When they arrived, the old cow’s stomach was already bloated.

A careful diagnosis showed the potato was stuck in the throat.

If it continued like this, it was likely to die of suffocation or bloating.

Finally, Zhang Lingchuan ignored the system’s warning and used a brute force miracle method.

“System… system scan error, the current foreign object stuck in the throat has been resolved… the method, prying open the mouth, forcibly inserting a tube in? Grinding the object down into the stomach??”

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining an Ordinary Treasure Chest*1.]

The system, though filled with uncertainty.

But in its system scan, the life signs of the ‘person’ in front indeed showed improvement.

Of course.

The question marks therein were filled with wit.

After dealing with this cow, Zhang Lingchuan also had lunch here, and then amid the villagers’ awestruck exclamations, castrated five pigs and neutered fifteen chickens.

Then, they headed to the next village.

Working busily until six, today’s live stream hits the tens of millions in viewership.

And on this day.

The promotional articles from Gao Yanhua and Mao Qin Qin were released after passing multiple reviews at five in the afternoon.

[Did Dr. Zhang really hide as a master of gynecology? Reversal technique saves fetus from umbilical cord twisting!]

[Umbilical cord twisted fifty-two times, battled for four and a half hours, saved by this viral veterinarian!]

[Millions of viewers shocked! OB/GYN students left devastated! Question greatly, do clinical veterinarians teach this stuff?!]

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