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Chapter 1413 - 1412: Meat and Wine Pass Through the Gut, But the Buddha Remains in the Heart
After listening to Kong Jing, Lin Fan's face was drenched in sweat!
Other monks don't smoke, don't drink, don't eat meat, and chant "Amitabha" all day long. But Kong Jing, not only smokes, he also wants to drink and eat meat?
Damn it, this guy must be a pseudo monk!
Kong Jing noticed Lin Fan's doubt, hastily put his hands together and chanted "Amitabha," saying: "As the saying goes, 'The meat and alcohol pass through the intestines, but Buddha remains in the heart.' I have Buddha in my heart, which is way better than those who speak of good deeds and virtues all day but act differently behind the scenes!"
"Besides, look at me, the monk; I haven't eaten meat in so long, yet I'm still fat!"
As Kong Jing spoke, he patted his round belly with a face full of grievance!
Lin Fan rolled his eyes several times helplessly. This guy was at least twice as round as him, where does he have the face to call himself slim? I've seen shameless people, but never as shameless as this, he's even more shameless than me!
Huh? How am I shameless? I'm clearly very pure!
Under Kong Jing's roundabout persuasion, Lin Fan agreed reluctantly and had to follow Kong Jing out of Shaolin Temple, heading down the hill!
Since Shaolin Temple is a tourist area, the foot of the hill naturally has many eateries. Lin Fan and Kong Jing wandered around the street twice; Kong Jing, smelling the meat aroma in the air, drooled, much to the astonishment of passing tourists who looked at Lin Fan as if he were a monster!
It made Lin Fan really want to leave immediately, pretending not to know this old guy Kong Jing. Damn it, walking with him was utterly humiliating!
"I say, Kong Jing elder, what exactly do you want to eat?" Lin Fan asked gloomily!
Kong Jing chuckled sneakily and said, "Well… I didn't bring any money!"
"No problem, I have money!" Lin Fan said, sulking!
"Hehe! I feel bad letting you pay. How about you buy something cheap like some sausages, some pig head meat, and then three to five bottles of white wine will do!" Kong Jing chuckled!
"Alright! There's a deli shop here, let's go in together and take a look!" Lin Fan said!
"No, no!"
Kong Jing hurriedly grabbed Lin Fan's arm, saying, "I am a monk, can't go inside, you'd better go in yourself, I'll wait here for you!"
As he spoke, Kong Jing quickly hid in a secluded corner, as if he discovered someone had seen him!
Lin Fan felt resigned and had to walk into the deli shop, bought two pounds of sausage, two pounds of pig head meat, and two pounds of spicy meat, then went to the supermarket to buy a pack of beer and three bottles of Niulan Mountain white wine!
After walking out of the supermarket, Lin Fan went straight to Kong Jing, handed the deli food to him!
Kong Jing took it, his face full of greed, inhaled deeply with his nose twice, drooling profusely, laughing, "Fragrant! Really too fragrant!"
Then, Kong Jing, with a guilty look, checked around, saw no one discovered him, then shoved the deli food into Lin Fan's hands.
Kong Jing said, "You hold it for now; don't let anyone see it relates to me!"
Alright! Lin Fan was like a full-time nanny now, had to put it in his own bosom, then hurried back to Shaolin Temple with Kong Jing!
Arriving at the inner courtyard of Shaolin Temple, the sky was already dim, Kong Jing saw no one in the courtyard, waved at Lin Fan, looking guilty as a thief, quickly walked towards the mountain peak behind the inner courtyard!
Shaolin Temple is set on a mountainside, behind the inner courtyard is the mountainside, there's a piece of open ground here, without weeds, tidied very cleanly, people come here to practice sometimes, but at night, it becomes quiet!
Kong Jing gathered a pile of weeds and dried branches, Lin Fan took out a lighter and ignited it, lighting a fire!
Afterward, Lin Fan laid sausages and other deli foods on the ground one by one!
Kong Jing grabbed chopsticks, took a piece of pig head meat into his mouth, chewing deliciously, and enjoying it very much!
"Wow! Such delicious pig head meat, monk hasn't tasted this for a month!" Monk revealed an excited expression, looking like he won the lottery, almost willing to cry!
Lin Fan also grabbed a piece of pig head meat, stuffed it in his mouth, admittedly, the taste was indeed good!
"Come! Lin Fan nephew, have a drink! Thanks for your hospitality today, I'll drink first as a sign of respect!"
Kong Jing opened the cap, held the white wine bottle, tilted his head back, and the wine in the bottle immediately poured into his mouth!
This monk indeed stood by his word, saying he'd drink first as a sign of respect, indeed gulping a bottle of white wine down in one breath, after drinking, he then licked the bottle mouth with his tongue, seemed reluctant to leave a drop of white wine!
However, to Lin Fan's surprise, after drinking a bottle of white wine, Kong Jing's face had no hint of redness, as if he drank a bottle of plain water, his drinking capacity was indeed huge!
Lin Fan took a mouthful heavily, awkwardly saying, "Well… Kong Jing uncle, there are only three bottles of white wine, take it easy on the drinking!"
"Haha! Monk was too excited, finished it in one go okay, okay, I'll take it easy!"
As Kong Jing said this, he opened the last bottle of white wine, put it in front of his nose, deeply inhaling, showing a face full of intoxication!
"Kong Jing uncle, Lin Fan brother, what are you doing?"
At this moment, a childish voice suddenly came from beside Lin Fan and Kong Jing!
By the firelight, Lin Fan first saw a not-so-tall figure walking over, carrying a trash bin in that person's hand!
It turned out to be Wukong, looks like he came out to throw away the trash!
Wukong walked closer, saw sausages and other deli foods on the ground and was shocked, saying, "Uncle, how can you eat this stuff? I'm going to tell the master!"
Kong Jing was alarmed upon hearing this. If Abbot Kongxu indeed finds out, it would be another round of punishment, so he hurriedly signaled to Lin Fan, implying to rope Wukong in too!
Then, Kong Jing immediately stood up and walked to Wukong's side, hugged Wukong's shoulder who was a head shorter, and forcibly pulled him to the fire beside!
Kong Jing said, "Wukong, It's not eating meat, this is called overcoming tribulation. We monks, everyone has a fated tribulation, which is to break through the inner demon!"
"We monks can't eat meat and drink alcohol, actually, this is a tribulation because we have left this belief in our hearts, hence dare not touch it, disobey it; only daring to try counts as overcoming the tribulation!"
"You know, Uncle is no longer young; in a few years, I'll be a hundred years old, in case I pass away someday without overcoming the tribulation, that would be a huge tragedy in life. Fortunately, Lin Fan nephew came today, giving me the chance to find such a moment to overcome tribulation!"
As Kong Jing spoke, he sighed as if it was true!
Lin Fan listened, feeling utterly awkward, this guy's imagination is really rich, overcoming tribulation… do you think you're a Fox Immortal or an Emperor or what?
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