God of War Ye Fan: Sexy sister-in-law insisted on marrying me

Southwest, deep within the hundred thousand Miaojiang Mountains!

The Gu Sect Headquarters, where Sect Hierarch Zhuang Bifan had recently taken a particular liking to climbing trees.

To indulge his hobby, he had actually planted a large tree right inside the council hall.

When the Gu Sect elders came to report matters, Zhuang Bifan would listen while perched in the tree, even at times, hooking his feet around the trunk, hanging upside down to receive reports from his subordinates.

More than that, when Zhuang Bifan drank water, he would do so by licking it up with his tongue.

Xiao Taizhen and the other elders of the Gu Sect all noticed that something was amiss.

Because these actions were clearly those of a monkey or a dog.

Yet despite multiple attempts to persuade Zhuang Bifan, they urged him to examine the Gu worms he controlled.

But the truth that everyone understood was that Zhuang Bifan was completely oblivious.

“Hmph! Trash… all of them are trash…”

Only now had Zhuang Bifan received news that Ye Fan had participated in the military exercises, and even helped Yu Linglong win the first place championship, driving him into a frenzied rage as he glared at Xiao Taizhen and said, “Xiao Taizhen, what exactly is going on? Didn’t Second Elder Zhong Hua’s video show that Da Ya and Xiao Ya had poisoned Ye Fan to death? How is he alive again?”

Second Elder Zhong Hua of the Gu Sect had personally monitored the Saintesses Da Ya and Xiao Ya in Guangcheng and had sent the video footage to Xiao Taizhen.

That’s why Zhuang Bifan had been careless, thinking Ye Fan wouldn’t cause any more trouble afterwards.

“This… how would I know? It was your legitimate-line subordinate, the elder, who had sent the video message, and the toxins on Da Ya and Xiao Ya, you are well aware of! They had kissed Ye Fan, it would be unscientific for him not to die!”

Ye Fan not dying had ruined Prince Jin’s entire plan, and Wei Hang was now on the wanted list.

All of the Gu Sect’s prior scheming in Guangcheng fell apart, and the sizable forces deployed to cooperate with Wei Hang had now fallen off the radar.

Without having to guess, it was certain they had perished.

“Have the Great and Young Holy Maidens returned? Have them come here at once to report what exactly happened,” Zhuang Bifan coldly ordered the gathered elders in the hall.

Two days earlier, the Saintesses had reported they would return soon, as they were evading Ye Fan’s pursuit.

Now, three days had passed, and Da Ya and Xiao Ya should have returned to the Gu Sect Headquarters by now.

“Sect Hierarch, there hasn’t been any news from the two Great Holy Maidens…” an elder in charge of intelligence began somewhat helplessly.

Because of the special positions that Second Elder and the two Great Holy Maidens held within the Gu Sect, they essentially had authority second only to one.

The intelligence department of the Gu Sect, even while tracking those two, had to act with caution.

Furthermore, as Second Elder and the Holy Maidens withdrew from Guangcheng to avoid Ye Fan’s pursuit, their pace was naturally even slower.

The elder in charge of intelligence provided a full analysis of the situation to the Sect Hierarch, effectively turning the tables on himself!

“The Holy Maidens have returned, requesting an audience with the Sect Hierarch!”

As the atmosphere in the hall grew tense, the sound of footsteps suddenly rang out from the entrance.

Second Elder Zhong Hua, along with Da Ya and Xiao Ya, rushed into the hall covered in dust.

The two Holy Maidens who arrived were indeed real, but the supposed Second Elder was none other than the former commander of the Vermilion Bird Iron Cavalry, Xu Wandao!

He was also the biological father of Da Ya and Xiao Ya.

As a millennial fox, Xu Wandao followed his daughters to the Gu Sect. With Xu Wandao dealing with the situation internally, Ye Fan could rest easy.

“Quick! Please bring them in!”

Zhuang Bifan was a mixture of elation and anger, with a sigh of relief in his heart.

At least his Second Elder and the two Great Young Holy Maidens had returned safely!

The Gu Sect was now suffering from heavy losses, even his son Zhuang Chao had fallen into Ye Fan’s hands.

The Third Elder was gone too, and if the Second Elder and both the Great Young Holy Maidens had died, then there would be hardly anyone left in the Gu Sect.

Xu Wandao, disguised as the Second Elder, was definitely of an Oscar-winning caliber.

As soon as he entered the hall, without waiting for the Sect Hierarch to speak, Xu Wandao immediately knelt on the ground and started to relate his tragic experience amid sobs and tears, “Sect Hierarch, I beg for forgiveness, we failed the mission… The Saintess had already poisoned Ye Fan, but somehow later on…”

“It seems Ye Fan possesses the ability to be immune to all poisons, and then he ran away… During his escape, he chopped my hand to this state, I’ve let you down, Sect Hierarch…”

Xu Wandao didn’t give Zhuang Bifan a chance to speak, immediately showing off his wounds and displaying extreme distress.

“I’ve ruined the Sect Hierarch’s plans, please punish me… I will forego my half-year’s supply of medicinal herbs, elixir pills, and salary… please give us another chance, next time, we will surely capture Ye Fan…”

Xu Wandao’s masterful performance shocked even Da Ya and Xiao Ya, who had personally experienced everything, as if they couldn’t recognize the man before them.

This guy, is he really our father?

Utter shamelessness!

Yet, on second thought, Ye Fan seemed to share a similar character to that of our father.

“Sect Hierarch, we beg for your forgiveness, although we lost our innocence, we still failed to capture Ye Fan!”

Thinking of the malicious tactics Yamada Eiko had taught them, Da Ya and Xiao Ya immediately cooperated with Xu Wandao and knelt before Zhuang Bifan begging for mercy.

“As punishment, we sisters have decided to forego our half-year’s salary and bonuses too!”

“…”

Zhuang Bifan, hanging from the tree, listening to the words of Xu Wandao and both Da Ya and Xiao Ya, was completely speechless.

Nima!

Could you be any more shameless?

Letting Ye Fan get away after such a huge mistake, and now you think just forgoing half a year’s salary and bonus would suffice?

However, since the Gu Sect was in dire need of people, “Zhong Hua” the old fox, had already announced the punishment. If he were to increase the punishment now, it would be like showing disrespect to the ancients.

Thus, Zhuang Bifan could only symbolically discipline Xu Wandao, Da Ya, and Xiao Ya according to the punishment Xu Wandao suggested.

Zhuang Bifan also knew that if Ye Fan couldn’t be killed with the Calamity Poison Body in Guangcheng, then it would be more difficult to dispose of him later on!

Alas!

I wonder if we can still rely on Prince Jin’s backing!

It seems I may have to seek help from the big shots at Soul Hall.

“Sect Hierarch, we just received news that traces of Evil Cult activity have been detected in the Northeast direction of Miaojiang, at Li Family Village. What shall we do now?”

“According to reports from nearby brothers, a number of Martial Alliance experts have gathered at Li Family Village! Sect Hierarch, what should we do? Should we poison them all to drive them away?”

Those Martial Arts Experts gathering where the Evil Cult appeared were naturally not there to help the people eradicate the evil, but were after the inheritance under the Evil Cult Seal and treasures like the Divinity Fragments…