Chapter 1121 - 1117: Does This Suit Your Taste?

Chapter 1121: Chapter 1117: Does This Suit Your Taste?

"Enough, Xiao Tian!" Ling Yun glanced at Xiao Tian, thinking that if Xiao Tian told Qianxue to cooperate, then the whole pregnancy thing had to be an act. Ling Yun knew Xiao Tian like the back of her hand and guessed it in one go.

"Qianxue, she’s actually faking it, right?"

"Hahaha, my wife is the smartest, one guess and you nailed it." Xiao Tian said to Ling Yun gently.

"Ah? It’s fake? But then... then why do I feel exactly the same as when I was really pregnant?" Spiritual Flower was completely dumbfounded. Back in the hall she’d had all those pregnancy symptoms the internet talks about—nausea, disgust, feeling like a baby was kicking.

"All of that, you cooked up to fool people, didn’t you?" Ling Yun rolled her eyes hard at Xiao Tian—hurry up and explain how you did it.

Right now Xiao Tian was grinning from ear to ear as he said, "You two never stop to think what I do for a living. Little tricks like this are perfect for fooling three-year-olds; it’s totally effortless."

"So it really was you?" Spiritual Flower finally relaxed, then stared at Xiao Tian in curiosity. "Hearing you say it like that... that whole thing with Ye Huangze losing control on the spot and spraying shit out of his mouth, that was you too?"

"Not a word of that is false." Xiao Tian smiled smugly. "Well? Pretty awesome, right? Satisfying as hell, isn’t it?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, sick~" Spiritual Flower suddenly felt a chill run down her spine. Her brother-in-law was way too vicious; this kind of dirty move honestly gave people goosebumps.

Forget just making someone lose control in front of everyone and shit themselves—this was worse than killing him.

And especially for someone as arrogant and self-important as Ye Huangze, who doesn’t see anyone in his eyes, this kind of damage went straight into the bone.

"Drive on, let’s find someplace good and have a proper feast~" Xiao Tian was acting like a big boss now, with a casual wave of his hand sending Spiritual Flower up front to navigate.

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On the other side, the bedraggled Ye Huangze, carrying a ton of damage, slunk back to the hotel he was temporarily staying in.

"Spiritual Flower! And Ling Yun! And you! Xiao Tian!"

Ye Huangze stood by the window, looking at the endless stream of cars outside, while the thick stench of shit and piss still clung to his body, making hatred burn in his eyes.

Every time he thought back to what happened tonight, Ye Huangze wanted to jump straight off the rooftop and end this shame-filled life.

He’d actually pissed and shit himself on the spot. How could a favored son of heaven be humiliated like that?

And just remembering that scene of spraying shit made Ye Huangze want to vomit.

Even he couldn’t stand the sight of himself—pure disgust.

But Ye Huangze was still Ye Huangze; in no time he managed to adjust his mindset.

"Damn it, how could things go wrong at a time like this!" Ye Huangze was genuinely puzzled. Could it be that the Heart Method he cultivated had gone awry? In a flash his mind stirred, the Cultivation Technique ran as usual, smooth and unobstructed.

"An accident, it must be I’m just too exhausted."

As he spoke, Ye Huangze immediately reached into the inner lining of his close-fitting clothes and pulled out a bright green talisman, slapping it onto himself with a whoosh.

The Rejuvenation Talisman—this Rejuvenation Talisman was something Ye Huangze had stumbled upon during one of his missions out in the field. On that same mission, he’d also obtained a complete Cultivation Technique, and it was precisely that technique that had brought him to his current level.

As the Rejuvenation Talisman activated, Ye Huangze felt a warm, overflowing power spread through his whole body, and the bones that had been damaged slowly began to heal.

Hiss! "This is bad!"

Ye Huangze muttered, "I’m screwed!" and bolted for the bathroom.

"Awooo~"

Scared half to death, Ye Huangze rushed out of the bathroom and slapped his last Rejuvenation Talisman hard onto his vital part.

But...

It did absolutely nothing.

"What’s happening? No, please no!" Ye Huangze slumped onto the floor like a puddle of mush. Without the weapon he used to conquer women, how was he supposed to build his own harem? What was the point of having beauties then? The peak of life would forever be out of reach!

"No! Nooo~"

Ye Huangze completely snapped. Since the Golden Needle was useless, he refused to believe nothing else would work.

So he quickly dialed a number. "Is this Boss Chen? You still remember who I am?"

"Of course, of course, you’re Young Master Ye! How could I possibly forget?" A reverent voice sounded, full of fawning respect.

"The prescription you got from me last time worked pretty well, didn’t it?" Ye Huangze said with a fake smile.

"Ahahaha, of course it worked. My waist doesn’t ache, my legs don’t hurt, and hehe, that double-flight I had just last night was amazing. Bro, you really are a Divine Doctor come down to earth, my lifesaver." Boss Chen was practically spraying spit in excitement. "And now that little secretary I couldn’t handle before is totally obedient, does whatever I tell her to do."

"Mm, that’s good then." But the moment he thought of his own situation, Ye Huangze’s brain started buzzing, his balls aching like hell.

"However, I’ve got something even stronger here that can help you realize your dream of nine in a row!"

"Seriously? There’s something that awesome?" Boss Chen got even more hyped. "Bro, you can’t be like this, man. With a prescription that good, of course your big brother wants in too..."

Ye Huangze hurriedly said, "Big bro, you can’t blame me for this. I already gave you the first course of treatment. This is just for the second course."

"What, there’s another one?"

"Yeah, that’s how it is." Ye Huangze’s tone shifted. "But right now there’s something I need to do myself. I need you to help me find the medicinal ingredients, and a few top-tier beauties..."

Boss Chen: "No problem, leave it to me. I’ll make sure they’re exactly your type, and we’ll unlock all kinds of positions for you..."

Hanging up, Ye Huangze looked down at the little bird that was now nothing but a bloody hole, his eyes full of desperate hope...

The Golden Needle didn’t work, but he refused to believe some heavy tonic wouldn’t. And on top of that, he’d have beauties there to serve him properly.

He really wouldn’t accept this fate. How could someone known as the Little Medical Immortal end up a eunuch?

For Ye Huangze right now, revenge was temporarily off the table. What mattered most was figuring out a way to get his "brother" back in working order; otherwise the days ahead would be torture.

"Sis, what do you think, does the place I picked today suit your taste?"