Chapter 1117 - 1113: I’ll Die of Embarrassment!

Chapter 1117: Chapter 1113: I’ll Die of Embarrassment!

"Tsk tsk tsk, don’t get mad, you little shit!" Ye Huangze looked proudly at Xiao Tian, whose eyes were already blazing. "As for you and Qing’Er, it’s just a title anyway. If you agree, I’m very generous — spend my money however you want, go enjoy yourself properly, huh? Hahahaha."

"Hurry up and piss off, I’ve long seen your kidneys are crap. Careful you don’t wet your pants~"

Ye Huangze slowly walked over, reached out a finger, and was about to lightly tap Xiao Tian’s lower abdomen.

He’d done this trick god knows how many times. The title Little Medical Immortal wasn’t for nothing — one finger decides life and death.

With just this one touch, he could make Xiao Tian completely lose control of his own body and piss himself right on the spot.

He was furious. He absolutely didn’t want to just let this Xiao Tian, who pissed him off so much his teeth itched, walk away. He wanted to make Xiao Tian lose face in front of Ling Yun and show off his own skill.

Right at the moment Ye Huangze thrust out his finger, Xiao Tian guessed this bastard’s plan. But Xiao Tian deliberately didn’t dodge, because this was nothing but a kiddie trick before the real thing. Hah, what a joke!

"Really? From where I’m standing, sounds like it’s your kidneys that don’t work." Xiao Tian let out a slight smile.

Whoosh—his hand brushed past Ye Huangze’s lower abdomen.

Drip, drip, splaaaash~

Right after that, a strong stench of urine filled the entire hall.

All of a sudden he felt a chill under him. What the hell’s happening to me? Ye Huangze hesitated for a second, then lowered his head, only to see a pool of yellow liquid slowly spreading under his feet, flowing out from his crotch.

"Roar~"

The Yun Family old master, plus Ling Dongyun and the two madams, were all dumbstruck on the spot.

Persona completely shattered!

The so?called Nether Emperor Medical Venerable whose fame spread far and wide, the not?even?entry?level son?in?law who could shake the whole Yun Family — under everyone’s eyes, he’d pissed himself.

He actually pissed himself right there on the spot~

Even a three?year?old knows that’s shameful.

Ling Yun stared at Xiao Tian, who was just standing there, her face full of shock. She’d guessed this bastard would make a move, she’d even been ready to watch Ye Huangze get beaten up and run around like a headless chicken, but instead, out of nowhere he pulled a dirty trick.

So damn satisfying.

"Pfft—oh my, Ye Huangze, did you not finish weaning? How about you go back and play for two more years before you come out again." Qianxue clutched her stomach, pointed at Ye Huangze, and laughed like crazy.

爽!

Too damn爽!

"Despicable, you used a cheap trick!" Ye Huangze glared at Xiao Tian in rage.

This was so fucking humiliating it was unreal. If there was a crack in the ground right now, Ye Huangze really wanted to dive right in!

He couldn’t understand at all why he’d lost control, much less believe it was Xiao Tian’s doing. But he needed at least some excuse to get off this stage.

So right now, the only thing on his mind was crushing everyone in the Yun Family so he could claw back a bit of face.

Xiao Tian mocked, "Yo, looks like not only are your kidneys trash and you’ve got no self?control, you also love dumping the blame on others!"

With a whoosh, before Ye Huangze could even make a move, Xiao Tian struck again.

"Urgh~"

In an instant, Ye Huangze’s mind went blank. He only felt his blood churning all over his body, his stomach unbearably uncomfortable, totally impossible to suppress. His mouth yawned wide open.

A wave of yellow, nausea?inducing liquid, along with long strips of feces, sprayed straight out of his mouth.

The scene completely spiraled out of control; filth was everywhere.

"Eww~"

"Wow, that’s so disgusting~"

At this point, no one in the Yun Family could hold back anymore. They all clamped their hands over their noses, looking at the spewing?like?a?maniac Ye Huangze with pure disgust.

"Aaaahhhh~"

After vomiting feces, Ye Huangze retched again and spewed bright red blood. His blood surged up to his head and he toppled straight over, passing out.

"Holy crap, how did he pull that off, full?mouth shit spray? That’s insanely strong!"

Qianxue’s little face was full of disgust.

She’d imagined all kinds of scenarios of Ye Huangze getting abused, but this... this was truly shocking, and yet way too爽.

It’d be bad enough if he just lost bladder control in public, but he actually sprayed shit out of his mouth.

That’s disgust to the point of death.

The thought that she’d almost gotten engaged to this kind of person, Qianxue really couldn’t stomach it. And as she pictured this scene again, she couldn’t help gagging.

"Ay, old master, how are we supposed to wrap this up now~"

Ling Dongyun and the Yun Family old master snapped back to their senses, forced their disgusted expressions away, finally coming back to themselves.

The two of them looked at each other helplessly.

The Yun Family old master simply couldn’t believe what had just happened right before his eyes, watching Ye Huangze suffer such a miserable loss.

The so?called Nether Emperor Medical Venerable of the mercenary world, making such a clown of himself in front of him?

No choice — the old man could only stuff all his revulsion and disgust back down. At the end of the day, this was someone he’d picked himself, so he could only admit he’d been screwed.

"Ye Huangze, wake up, are you okay!"

The old master barely suppressed the nausea churning in his chest and hurried forward.

Ye Huangze was only out for a few seconds before he came to again.

But the crushing shame made him not want to wake up, not want to open his eyes at all.

It’s over. Everything’s over.

Back then he’d been world?famous, the Nether Emperor Medical Venerable known by everyone, playing with other people’s lives in the palm of his hand.

There’s a saying: the more someone thinks they’re powerful, the more they subconsciously believe they can control everything.

And Ye Huangze was the worst of the lot. His so?called halo had always been overwhelming. In the mercenary world he’d always charged forward, stepping supposed experts under his feet over and over as stepping stones, crawling back from the edge of death again and again and forging a body full of blood and killing intent.

On top of that, he had peerless medical skills. With that alone, he’d bagged countless chicks. As long as he wanted them, there was no woman he couldn’t get.

When he stepped into the Yun Family, saw the gorgeous Qianxue, and then saw Ling Yun’s photo, Ye Huangze thought the most glorious peak of his life was just about to arrive.

First take the little sister, then slowly pry away the sister?in?law, then seize the Yun Family’s nation?level wealth, make the elder sister come crawling back to him, hug a pair of sisters, and have that useless brother?in?law clapping like an idiot at his feet.

Marry a hot wife and kick off the climax of his life — that’s what a main character is supposed to have, goddammit.

But starting yesterday, his halo had kept getting weaker, until...

Urinary incontinence~

And even spraying shit in front of everyone!

Would a main character ever get screwed this badly?

Ye Huangze only felt the world spinning; even if his own mother showed up he might not recognize her.

What the hell is going on? Did Profound Celestial Skill spring a leak?

He’d never imagined someone would be messing with him, let alone put his guard up toward Xiao Tian, because he flat?out didn’t believe it.

"What am I supposed to do? Where am I supposed to put my face? People are going to laugh me to death!"

"Ahem, well, I’m fine, really~" Ye Huangze tried to ease the awkwardness, pretending to be calm. He stood up abruptly with a dark face and looked around.

He saw Ling Yun and Qianxue both standing far away, faces full of disgust. Their expressions were no different from seeing a pile of shit — especially Ling Yun, who actually showed a trace of pity toward that pile of shit. Good god.