Go to Hell, White Lotus

Chapter 9 - Half-hearted Smile's Crazy Antics 1



[9. Half-hearted Smile’s Crazy Antics 1]

[Private chat] Hundred Days Red: Master!

[Private chat] White Lotus: …

[Private chat] Hundred Days Red: Where should we go to level up??

[Private chat] White Lotus: Somewhere where I won’t die.

[Private chat] Hundred Days Red: How about the Yulong Snow Mountain?

Bai Lian Hua’s face was covered in black lines. For the game Shenzhou Shenlu where max level is capped at level 70, the Yulong Snow Mountain is a considered a relatively difficult levelling region. Monsters in this area are usually level 50+ and Bai Lian Hua had only ventured into that region once before.  If it wasn’t for Love Heart King protecting him the whole time he would have probably died instantly. As if he could level up there….

[Private chat] White Lotus: Will it be too difficult?

[Private chat] Hundred Days Red: Master, I will protect you!

[Private chat] White Lotus: … looking at you, I have no sense of security.

You can’t blame Bai Lian Hua for thinking this way, after all, Hundred Days Red was one of the players that had ambushed Roommate earlier….

[Private chat] Hundred Days Red: I swear by my ancestors’ cucumbers! I will protect you!

[Private chat] Hundred Days Red: Even if I am hacked to death, the pet I leave behind will continue to protect you!

In the game once a player dies, the pet carried by the character would not disappear along with their owner. Instead, they would only return to their master if it is summoned.

[Private chat] White Lotus: What is your pet?

[Private chat] Hundred Days Red: Nine Day Dragon, the thirteenth one on the pet list.

[Private chat] White Lotus: Ok, now I feel reassured.

[Private chat] Hundred Days Red: …

Hundred Days Red does not know whether he should laugh or cry. White Lotus actually felt that his pet is more powerful than himself who is ranked 27th on the PK list … You should know that his technique was developed over 2-3 months of intense research and training…

[Private chat] Hundred Days Red: Is Master going to ride my mount with me or should we transmit directly to the base of Yulong Snow Mountain?

[Private chat] White Lotus: Use transmission.

And then….Bai Lian Hua saw the figure before him become shrouded in bright light for an instant, and proceed to transmit away.

Bai Lian Hua stood in place and wanted to cry – of course without shedding any tears: Hundred Days Red you bastard! I meant that you should transfer me together ah!!! Bai Lian Hua had already sacrificed his own transmission skill to come to the rescue of Roommate, and as someone with no Taobao and no internet money…..things looked really bleak.

[Private chat] Hundred Days Red: Master, why haven’t you arrived yet??

[Private chat] White Lotus: I have no transmission skill…

[Private chat] Hundred Days Red: The transmission skill is a binding item and cannot be transferred.

As if he knew what Bai Lian Hua was thinking, Hundred Day Red hesitated and said: “How about this. You give me your account details and I’ll fill it up with a few?”

Bai Lian Hua is very satisfied with the sharpness of this disciple. But even so, he still rejected the offer on the surface.

[Private chat] White Lotus: How can I do that? I am, after all, your master…

Of course, he only meant to say it on the surface.

[Private chat] Hundred Days Red: That’s true…then master should just walk here. How does that sound?

[Private chat] White Lotus: …

While Bai Lian Hua took 7-8 minutes transferring from one city to another to eventually reach the base of Yulong Snow Mountain, another player also appeared there.

[Nearby] Half-hearted Smile: Ah, is little lotus here?

[Nearby] Li Taibai: Buying Tianshan snow lotus! Offering a good price! Buying snow lotus!!

[Nearby] Hundred Days Red: Master! I’m here!

Your brother-in-law, you think I’m blind? With your shiny orange tiered gears, how can I miss you? Bai Lian Hua internally cursed as he controlled his character to move over to stand before the two players.

[System Tip: Player [Hundred Days Red] sent you a team request]

Bai Lian Hua clicked on accept but he did not expect to see that there were actually three people in the team; himself, Hundred Days Red and the distinguished player Half-hearted Smile.

[Team] White Lotus: Hundred Days Red, why is there another person?

[Team] Hundred Days Red: Cough cough… This is a helper.

[Team] Half-hearted Smile: Hello Lotus young lady. I am the helper hired by Hundred Days Red.

[Team] White Lotus: Your sister, I am a man!!!

Regardless, he was already on the team and it would be rude to kick him out. Bai Lian Hua also did not feel any animosity towards Half-hearted Smile so he naturally allowed him to stay.

Half-hearted Smile obviously did not think this way.—-Aiyou, White Lotus recognised me! I’m so happy!


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