Novel Full Chapter 185 - 113: A Golden Chicken Is Still a Chicken, So Why Doesn’t It Lay Eggs?
Chapter 185: Chapter 113: A Golden Chicken Is Still a Chicken, So Why Doesn’t It Lay Eggs?
In some ancient customs, when a person is laid to rest, they must hold a stick to ward off the Evil Ghost Dogs of Evil Dog Ridge.
And placing a dish filled with grains inside the coffin on the chest of the deceased is meant to cross this Golden Rooster Mountain.
“So this is the Golden Roosters… Why are they all roosters?”
Black and White Impermanence were caught off guard as Lu Wenwu dashed out, diving into the flock of chickens.
His entire body’s Qi Blood suddenly expanded, and a circle of blood-red ripples spread out from his body as the center.
The large flock of chickens that had gathered was instantly blown away by this blood-red circle, leaving nothing but a mess of feathers on the ground.
Lu Wenwu grabbed two Golden Roosters, one in each hand, clutching their wings precisely and lifting them up to his eyes.
The once violent roosters calmed in Lu Wenwu’s hands, trembling uncontrollably like little chicks.
Because they felt an aura akin to that of a natural predator, a terrifying smile that sent shivers down their souls.
With a ferocious grin, Lu Wenwu fiercely said, “Speak! Where did you hide your wives and children? Offer Master Wu ten thousand eggs now, and I’ll leave. Otherwise…”
He stomped his foot suddenly, his wild Qi Blood surging up, and the blazing light instantly incinerated a large number of Golden Roosters nearby.
This is the power of True Sun Fire!
At the moment the True Sun Fire appeared, even the Ghost Soldiers around instinctively picked up their weapons, assuming a defensive posture, as if facing a great enemy.
This is the power of the Sun!
A complete attack against ghosts!
Why is this Golden Chicken Ridge?
What is so special about the Golden Chicken?
Isn’t it because the crowing of the Golden Rooster barely touches a hint of the Sun’s Light?
Now, with the true majesty of the Sun erupting, even Black and White Impermanence had to stand ready, afraid of inviting disaster.
These two are just one pair among many pairs of Impermanence in the Underworld.
Compared to the mythical Fan Wujiu and Xie Bi’an, who could reach the heavens and earth, it is like comparing a firefly to the bright moon.
The moment the aura of True Sun Fire burst forth, all the Golden Roosters on Golden Rooster Mountain were like pausing statues, not daring to move an inch.
Except for the two gripped in Lu Wenwu’s hands.
They couldn’t stop shaking, nearly scared to death by now!
The chatterbox Black Impermanence who brought Lu Wenwu all the way here was nearly fainted from fear.
Using the power of the True Sun Fire to intimidate all the Golden Roosters on Golden Chicken Mountain, demanding them to provide ten thousand eggs?
Bro!
You are my bro!
Not to mention, all the Golden Chicken Mountain consists of roosters, not a single hen.
Even if there were, they are merely Soul Bodies created by the local rules, not even considered real life, so where would the eggs come from?
Lu Wenwu continued to intimidate and entice the two Golden Roosters.
Black Impermanence had an internal struggle for a full ten seconds.
Only then did he finally muster the courage to say, “Um…bro…the chickens on Golden Chicken Mountain…are all roosters, there are no eggs…”
“What the hell? No hens? No eggs either?”
Lu Wenwu was suddenly taken aback, widening his eyes to look at the two weakened and scared Golden Roosters.
“Damn useless! Not an egg to your name, what’s the point of your death! Die for me!”
In a fit of rage, Lu Wenwu squeezed hard, causing the griped roosters to pop in his hands like balloons, bursting into a cloud of black mist dispersing.
“Can’t even make roast chicken, pathetic chickens!” Lu Wenwu grumbled angrily, muttering to himself, “How can there be chickens that disgrace their kind so? I’m truly speechless.”
Golden Chicken: “…”
Ghost Soldiers: “…”
Players: “…”
Black and White Impermanence: “…”
One particularly mighty-looking Ghost Soldier stealthily transmitted a soul message to White Impermanence: “So, um, is he always like this? According to what’s fashionable in the Human World, shouldn’t we check his mental state?”
White Impermanence nodded expressionlessly: “Back at Evil Dog Ridge, he tore apart quite a few evil dogs and even wanted to bring two females back for breeding with his own dog?”
“Hiss… quite imaginative. But you didn’t ask what breed of dog he raises that could withstand Evil Ghost Dogs?”
“I asked.”
“What does he raise?”
“Huo Dou.”
“…”
“…”
“Did you say he raises a damn creature!?”
“Huo Dou.”
“Goodbye! I’m out! You two take care!”
The mighty Ghost Soldier cursed and hurriedly ushered a group of player souls away.
Before leaving, he stole a glance at Lu Wenwu with eyes full of fear and disbelief.
On the other side, Lu Wenwu looked at those Golden Roosters that couldn’t lay eggs or be eaten, his dissatisfaction growing more intense.
Damn, why’s this Underworld so damned gloomy?
Not even the chickens lay eggs!
That’s just unacceptable!
While pulling him forward, Black Impermanence asked, “Bro, why do you need the eggs?”
“To make Egg Pancakes,” Lu Wenwu answered offhandedly, “I can’t take it anymore! Let’s stop and rest for a bit, I’ll make some Egg Pancakes for us to eat!”
As he spoke, he didn’t care whether Black and White Impermanence agreed, he directly pulled out his mobile stall for making Egg Pancakes from his backpack.
Then he rushed in and began cooking using a “primitive” method.
Food made with True Sun Fire or Demon Fire doesn’t taste good.
The former generally gives the food an almost pepper-like burning sensation, while the latter leaves a strange, indescribable taste.
Maybe it’s good for certain dishes, but definitely not suitable for Egg Pancakes.