Genshin Impact, Breezing Through Teyvat

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Yomite had nothing else to do, so he believed it was time to train his ability some more, until the Dragon arrived.

(I want to know.)

His first victim of privacy breach was Jean.

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Name: Jean Gunnhildr

Age: 21

Title: Dandelion Knight

Occupation: Acting Grand Master Of Knight Of Favonius

Hobby: Reading steamy romance novels, Working

Likes: Pizza

Dislikes: The fact that she can’t work non-stop without sleeping

Dream: to reach the power of Vanessa to protect her people.

Current mood: Anxious

Relationship Level: 6/10 – Value

State of Relationship: Friend

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(Thinking back, she was so embarrassed when I found out about that…) He snickered.

Jean almost died of embarassment in her office.

He could feel the pain. It would be similar to being caught by your parents while doing your ‘business’.

Just a shameful experience.

He read on further and frowned, (She is a workaholic to the core…imagine that ‘Working’ is your hobby…A terryfing thought…It’s like a neverending spiral of death and suffering…)

He then looked ahead at Venti, who was adjusting his Lyre and was preparing himself to sing another song.

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Name: Venti

Age: 16 (2654)

Title: Windborne Bard, Barbatos

Occupation: Archon – God Of Wind

Hobby: Poems, Singing

Likes: Mondstadt’s Wine, Wind

Dislikes: Cheese and anything sticky

Dream: Unknown

Relationship Level: 6/10 – Value

State of Relationship: Friend

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Yomite widened his eyes in surprise.

He knew that since Venti was a God, he was probably old, but for some reason he expected him to be older than hundreds of thousands of years or something.

This greatly betrayed his expectations.

(He is still useless…)

That fact didn’t change and probably never would.

The next on the list was Fischl, the girl who was currently closely paying attention to him, ever since he mentioned a book reference.

He didn’t know how it was possible that she read the same book as him when she wasn’t from Earth, but from her behavior, it looked like she really did read it…

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Name: Fischl von Luftschloss Narfidort (Amy)

Age: 17

Title: Prinzessin Der Verurteilung

Hobby: Reading fantasy books

Likes: Mitternachtsbrot des Sommernachtgartens, Oz, Han Sooyoung, Yomite Hissha

Dislikes: When people don’t realize her magnificent identity, Sweet Madame Dish

Dream: To become the Demon King.

Current mood: Excited/ Happy to be alive

Relationship Level: 8/10 – Intimacy

State of Relationship: Crushing

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(Eh…well…this is awkward…and I certainly didn’t expect that…) Yomite let out a dry cough.

Having peered into another one of his comrades’ profiles, revealed that he was being crushed on.

Lucky him.

It obviously couldn’t have been from this very moment, and he wondered when she actually started to feel that way, when they weren’t even together for that long.

(Well, she is pretty young, it wouldn’t be out of character to have a crush during puberty…Wait now that I think about it, my body is less than a week old…If she actually confessed, I can’t really consent, now can I!?)

All the jokes aside, that was the least of his worries, considering the laws and consent system was probably way, way different in this fantasy world than on Earth.

He was all up for the milf route, but the first girl that fell for him was a teenager…

Moral dilemma ensued.

(While milfs are certainly great, having a young girl crushing on you isn’t bad at all either…)

He closed his eyes and turned 100% of his brain stem power on.

Not literally though.

(Of course, as a man of culure, I cannot ignore the allure of a virgin teen.

It is only with such a form that you can truly appreciate the blooming of the woman you hold dear.)

(However…

Milfs also come with their own allure. While teenagers would be a bud that is yet to bloom, Milfs are in full bloom.)

(To be engulfed in them and receive their nectar is one of the greatest desires of man.

Both are extremes in their own right.

Both are sacred fruits, and both are beautiful.

So then is it not better to receive both?)

And that ended the tribunal discussion deep within his mind.

(Both are great, end of discussion.)

He would resolve this little ‘crush’ later.

He panned his gaze at the next target and snickered, (Show me something interesting, Diluc…There has to be something dirty.)

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Name: Diluc Ragnvindr

Age: 22

Title: Darknight Hero, The Uncrowned King of Mondstadt

Hobby: Chess

Likes: Grape Juice, Hawks, Kaeya

Dislikes: Alcohol, Kaeya’s constant blabber

Dream: To turn Mondstadt into a better place.

Current mood: Neutral

Relationship Level: 5/10 – Acquaintance

State of Relationship: Neutral

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(Batman indeed…So he doesn’t particularly dislike Kaeya, huh…Is it a Tsundere I spot?)

This was a good blackmail material if he ever needed more than just a claymore from him…

He just had to think of a way to utilize this information…

Although Yomite didn’t really think of himself as the kind of person who would try to blackmail someone he knew.

His enemies though…silent prayers to them…

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Name: Lumine

Age: 9¶¶¶

Title: Outlander of ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶

Occupation: Honorary Knight

Hobby: Sleeping, playing with Paimon, Stargazing

Likes: Paimon, Her brother, Any food that she doesn’t make

Dislikes: Cooking, Sewing, Jogging

Dream: To find her brother and leave the world.

Current mood: Restless

Relationship Level: 7/10 – Fondness

State of Relationship: Close Friend

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(…Why does it feel like she is much, much older than Venti??? Is it like over 9000 or something?)

He also noted that she planned on leaving this world after she would find her brother.

He glanced at her lap and a curious idea popped into his mind.

Curiosity got the best of him…

(Would it work?)

He intently stared at the little fairy in Lumine’s lap that was currently munching on snacks, and for the last time thought, (I want to know.)

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Name: Paimon

Age: 1|•M•|

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*Crack” *Crack*

Something never before seen happened, and the blue screen forcefully closed itself down right in front of him.

Rather than closed down, it would be more accurate to say the screen crumbled into tiny pieces.

As if she could feel something, Paimon tilted her head to look his way, but he managed to avert his gaze just in time to not seem suspicious.

She stared at him for quite a while before she resumed snacking on the crackers from Lumine’s hand.

“Is something the matter?” Lumine asked her, seeing that she looked away for a good while

“…Paimon felt weird for a second there…As if something or someone was about to eat Paimon…”

Lumine followed her line of sight and giggled, “Just to remind you, Paimon, Party Leader is a pretty good chef…”

“Hey! What does that have to do with Paimon!? Why would you even wanna eat Paimon when there are so many great dishes out there…Even Paimon wouldn’t eat Paimon, if Paimon was hungry…”

While the duo of friends bantered, Yomite broke out into cold sweat.

(What the hell was that!!? That was scary! She looked here for sure!!)

Observe was truly amazing…But…

But this instance with Paimon genuinely concerned him about the usage of it.

He might reconsider using it carelessly like that in the future.

Who knew who could sense, or protect themselves from this ability.

This really took him by a surprise…