Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World

Chapter 51 – Parents Shocked – Florida Man Seduces Underage Girl Using Fairy

Xu Nuan was still confused, but she followed his instructions anyway. She exited the building, and her spatial ring ejected a thousand sacks, containing 10,000 spirit stones each. Then, she cupped her fist and bowed at Leo.

“I’d like to buy 10 yin cabbages, senior. This is my payment. As for the regular cabbages, I have to make a return trip to fetch them for you.”

Leo nodded in approval. Since she paid more than what Leo had requested, he packed 12 yin cabbages and gave them to Xu Nuan.

“Consider two extra cabbages as your discount. Oh, you can invite the others to see the Bloodmelons if they want them. I promise that I’ll sell them at an affordable price.”

Xu Nuan brightly smiled and stored the 12 cabbages in her spatial ring. She bowed again and turned around, facing her disciples.

Meanwhile, the young maidens observed their mentor in a daze. They saw how Xu Nuan behave in front of Leo and were stunned.

Xu Nuan returned to their side. She brightly smiled at them, “Everybody can rest assured. Senior Florida Man is an ally of the sanctuary. I just got 12 Cabbages of Extreme Yin from him with only 10 million spirit stones. They’re very cheap!”

“T-Ten million spirit stones?!”

For the disciples, 10 spirit stones could change their lives. However, their master just paid 10 million spirit stones for 12 cabbages, which didn’t make sense.

Xu Nuan giggled and explained the value of the cabbages, “The cabbages are beneficial to the Frost Unicorn back in our sanctuary. One cabbage is enough to raise one’s cultivation strength by one major stage. I have 12, so we can evolve 12 unicorns. It is worth it.”

“O-Oh.”

The girls thought of the sanctuary guardians back home. They stopped making a fuss and gazed at the sacks of spirit stones. Still, they were envious of Leo, who just scored 10 million spirit stones from their master.

One of them gulped as she had a bold idea. She deeply inhaled and mustered her courage. Then, he approached Leo.

The woman gracefully saluted, placing her hands on her knee and slightly bent forward.

“Greetings, senior. My name is Qi Niu. I don’t have a Daoist title yet, but I’m a 5th-rank foundation establishment beast tamer. I heard from my master that you provide her rare herbs, and I wish to see your merchandise.”

Leo brightly smiled. He liked well-manner women the most.

The girl suddenly took off her veils and headwear, revealing her beauty and stright long brown hair. She had the face of a Chinese idol even though she didn’t put on makeup. Then, Qi Niu purposely unbuttoned a few buttons, showing her chest skin. With with a long stride, she walked while showing her thighs and moving her butt to attract Leo’s gaze.

Leo’s smiling face turned stiff. The corners of his mouth curved down as his instinct kicked in – The PTSD in the past when he was a human returned. He shook his head and rolled his eyes.

‘Oh, boy.’

Without saying anything, Leo summoned the shop domain menu, revealing all the disciples’ lifespan statuses. He also checked the age of Qi Niu.

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Name: Qi Niu

Age: 16

Remaining Lifespan: 265 Years, 9 Months, 4 Days, 5 Hours, 36 Minutes.

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Leo facepalmed.

‘I knew it. My radar isn’t wrong. This girl is a jailbait.’

The moral integrity of Leo was still as strong as ever. He was disturbed by the teenager’s seductive behavior. While Leo was massaging his temples, he glanced at the sacks of spirit stones outside the building. Leo instantly figured Qi Niu’s ulterior motive.

‘That must be why. Haiya. Everywhere is the same.’

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While Leo secretly cursed the immoral teenager, Qi Niu and the other disciples were stunned when blue screens showed their remaining lifespan and age.

Averagely, a 3rd-stage cultivator, aka foundation establishment cultivator, had about 180-280 years of lifespan. The followers of Xu Nuan all had the same lifespan range, except for one little girl.

One of them was a new prospect of the sanctuary, and she was still a very young. She had not even learned a cultivation method yet, and she was still a commoner without a cultivation base. However, her status appeared and showed her hidden talent and superior constitution.

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Name: Yao Qiqi

Age: 6

Remaining Lifespan: 196 Years, 6 Months, 9 Days, 9 Hours, and 7 Minutes

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When Yao Qiqi was born, the little girl had an ill fate. Her parents were killed by bandits. Fortunately, the people of the sanctuary found her near her parents’ corpses and agreed to bring her along. Since then, she had been tagging along with the disciples of Xu Nuan as she couldn’t stay on the flying ship.

Yao Qiqi was the youngest among the group, and she still wore a commoner’s clothing. Moreover, she carried a stuffed teddy bear doll in her arms.

The little girl’s brown hairs were tied in two bundles. The grey one-piece dress reached her knee, and the inner robes were thick enough to hide her thighs and skin. She still wore straw sandals that were made by the other disciples, and her round eyes sparkled as her mind was filled with hope and dream.

To everybody in the sanctuary, including Xu Nuan, Yao Qiqi was an innocent child that they had to protect and raise carefully. Nobody was allowed to taint this little angel.

Looking at her lifespan, Yao Qiqi was curious. Like other people, she tried to touch it and failed to grasp the screen.

“This looks fun!”

Yao Qiqi waved her hands around, trying to catch or disperse the menu. However, the screen rippled like the surface of the water and was reconstructed.

Xu Nuan noticed the little girl’s action. She patted her shoulder and warned her.

“Qiqi, behave.”

“Y-Yes, master.”

Yao Qiqi pouted and hugged the teddy bear. Then, she looked at her elder sisters and the grandpa in the store building, wondering what they were doing.

A minute later, Yao Qiqi was bored as she didn’t understand worldly matters. She looked at the nature to see if there was anything interesting around here.

Then, Yao Qiqi found an area with grass flowers. The grasses were blue, and the flowers were bright pink.

“So beautiful!”

Yao Qiqi giggled and ran toward the flowers. While carrying the doll, she leaned closer to look at the flowers. Then, she reached out to touch it.

VIIING

Suddenly, a transparent spirit flew by and emerged from the flowers. An infant dark elf girl floated in the air and orbited around Yao Qiqi.

The little girl’s eyes followed the spirit of the dark elf. She clamored.

“Wow. A fairy!”

“???”

Xu Nuan and the other disciples turned around and found Yao Qiqi 10 meters away. One of the disciples rushed to her side and warned her.

“Qiqi, don’t wander around on your own. Also, don’t touch anything here. They have an owner.”

Yao Qiqi pouted and looked at her senior, “But Qiqi wants to see flowers.”

The disciple looked at the flower and discovered that they were spirit grasses. She gulped and turned around, looking at her master.

“M-Master? There’s a spirit grass patch here.”

Xu Nuan’s expression turned dark. She hushed them, “Don’t touch it! Leave them alone!”

“Y-Yes, master.”

The disciple turned to Yao Qiqi, “Qiqi, we can’t steal flowers from this place. They have an owner, okay?”

“Muuu.”

Yao Qiqi pouted. She turned to look at the flowers again as she really wanted to bring them home.

WHOOSH

Suddenly, the dark elf spirit early floated in front of Yao Qiqi again. She tilted her head and stared into her eyes.

Meow

Yao Qiqi also tilted her head as she heard the spirit’s voice. She mimicked it.

“Meow?”

Meow-Meow?

“Yes, I can hear you. Meow-Meow!”

Yao Qiqi looked up and pulled the disciple’s pinky finger. Then, she pointed at the spirit in front of her.

“Sister Lu. There’s a flower fairy in front of me.”

The disciple next to Yao Qiqi looked at the girl in bemusement. She around, but she couldn’t see anything. Then, she sighed.

“Qiqi, there is no fairy around here.”

Yao Qiqi jumped and pointed at the dark elf spirit’s face, pinpointing her location, “But she’s here!”

The other disciples turned around. Again, none of them found anything unusual except the little girl pointing at empty air.

Xu Nuan deeply sighed. She walked toward Yao Qiqi and picked her up. She carried the girl in her arms, stopping her from wandering around.

“Mind your manner, Qiqi. We’re visiting a guest.”

Yao Qiqi’s eyes were moist. She was on the verge of crying as nobody believed her.

“But there is a fairy in front of me…”

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A crying little girl could break every compassionate human’s heart. Seeing how the girl crying, everybody surrounded the girl and tried to soothe her.

Unfortunately, the more they tried to console Yao Qiqi, the more depressed she was. Qiqi wailed.

“But the fairy is really there. Why doesn’t anybody believe in me?”

“…”

Xu Nuan and the girls were at a loss for words. They tried to distract Qiqi with candies and a new doll, but none of them worked.

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“Meow?”

Cat, who was in the middle of chewing Ouyang Ting’s corpse, suddenly turned around. She spat the half-eaten body and picked up a toilet brush and the earth jar that Leo had stored stream water. She brushed her teeth, poured the flesh water into her mouth, and gargled. Afterward, she swallowed the water and tossed her toothbrush and earth jar away, breaking the container in the process. Cat crawled toward the crowd to see the commotion.

As soon as Cat crawled over the store building and saw the commotion, she tilted her head for a moment.

“Meow <3”

The dryad torso gazed at the little girl among the crowd. She waved her hands at the latter, but the little girl didn’t notice.

“Meow?”

Cat noticed that people around Yao Qiqi were in the way. She pouted and came up with an idea. Then, she clapped her little hands.

“Meow <3”

Cat wiggled her roots, vines, and branches, preparing for a long leap.

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*Hic* *Hic*

Facing a sobbing child, everybody was helpless. They could do nothing but hug her, waiting for Yao Qiqi to calm down.

Xu Nuan deeply sighed and ordered her disciples, “After Qi Niu comes back, I’ll ask her to bring Qiqi back to the ship.”

The disciples sighed and agreed with their master. They gave up on Qiqi as there was nothing they could do.

WHOOSH

Suddenly, a shadow of a large figure flew over their heads.

BOOM

Cat landed 50 meters behind the group of women. Then, she dashed toward the granary next to the empty farmland.

The women turned around to look. Then, everybody found the monster plant.

“M-Monster?!”

“EEEK!!”

The disciples panicked and pulled out their weapons. Xu Nuan immediately stood between them and Cat, trying to calm everybody down.

“Stand down! That is Daoist Florida Man’s pet. It won’t hurt us!”

“P-Pet?”

“M-Monster plant as a pet?”

The disciples gulped and shrank back in fear. A moment later, they slightly relaxed and put away their swords.

When everybody thought that everything was over, Cat slipped into the granary and came out. She carried a bundle newly harvested of fully grown immortal grass. Moreover, a hundred white flowers bloomed, emitting strong Qi and life force.

“Meow <3”

Cat crawled toward the group. One of her vines coiled around the bundle of flowers and extended them toward Qiqi.

“!!!”

The group of disciples was stunned. They almost drew their swords. But seeing that the monster was carrying a bouquet of flowers and offering it to Yao Qiqi, they looked at Cat and Yao Qiqi in confusion and astonishment.

On the other hand, Xu Nuan covered her mouth with one hand, finding the situation cute and adorable.

None of them had noticed it yet. The flowers were not ordinary flowers.

They were flowers of the immortal grass.

VIIING

The dark elf spirit’s arm and hand overlapped with the vine. It was as if the infant spirit held the flower bouquet in her hand, and she gave it to Qiqi.

Yao Qiqi stopped crying. She gazed at the fairy and Cat.

“Miss Fairy?”

“Meow,” Cat giggled.

“Is this for me?”

“Meow!”

Finally, Yao Qiqi brightly smiled, “Thank you very much, Miss Fairy!”

“Meow-Meow <3”

Yao Qiqi accepted the flowers. She hugged the banquet and her teddy bear.

FLUTTER

Some of the flower’s spore spread, and Yao Qiqi directly inhaled them. Instantly, her body brightened in a silver light.

“Eh?”

“WHAT?!”

Yao Qiqi floated and slipped off from Xu Nuan’s arms. Everybody then exclaimed in shock.

“QIQI!”

“WHAT IS HAPPENING!?”

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Meanwhile, Leo looked outside the window and stared at the crowd.

“Wut da hail?”

He was confused about why they were making such a loud noise. He scratched his head, planning to educate Cat later.

Meanwhile, the seductive teenager continued to reveal her skin, showing her thigh and cleavage.

“Senior, do you have a girlfriend?”

“…”