First Demonic Dragon

Abaddon slowly stirred awake when he and everyone else heard the sound of an abrupt shaking of his figure.

When he opened his eyes, he found Valerie straddling him. Her hands were frantically struggling to rip away the rope that bound him in place.

“Val? You’re back already?”

“Yup.” Valerie nodded as she continued to work at his ropes.

“…What are you doing?”

“I’ve been away for over 100,000 years. Do you think I’m going to let anything get in between me and a mind-wracking orgasm? You are deeply confused, sir.”

“Umm, my love…”

“I don’t want to hear it, don’t say anything unless you’re going to tell me how tight it is.”

“V-Val..”

“Okay, you can say my name too.”

Valerie froze the ropes binding her husband and then smashed them to pieces, instantly freeing him.

She grabbed two handfuls of his clothing and ripped with all her might.

Abaddon was already beginning to forget why he was resisting in the first place.

“VALERIE!”

Erica nearly knocked Valerie’s head off her shoulders with a pillow.

“God, why!?”

Erica pointed to the edge of the bed, where both Mira and Yemaya were shivering with traumatized looks on their faces.

“…Horror… S-So much horror…”

“I don’t want to see anything ever again… Someone please take out my eyes..!”

Valerie blinked several times to make sure she wasn’t hallucinating.

Her cheeks darkened in embarrassment as she slowly covered her husband with the blanket once again. “H-Hey, guys… I missed you!”

“Not as much as being impaled apparently…” Yemaya held Mira protectively as she rocked back and forth with her eyes as wide as headlights.

Mortified, Valerie slowly let her head rest in the crook of her husband’s neck.

“So… missed you.”

“I missed you too, babe.” he smiled.

Out of the corner of his eye, he found Lailah had also returned from her overnight stay in the bubble.

When their eyes met, Lailah smirked at him and sent him all manner of crude thoughts.

…His daughters really couldn’t have chosen a worse day to spend the night if they tried.

–

Since it was still within the early hours of the morning, getting certain members of their brood to get up was a more difficult task than it should have been.

Lailah lifted Bekka onto her back and carried her to the balcony, where the rest of the family was already standing with their mouths wide open.

Bekka didn’t start to wake up until there was too much sunlight on her face to ignore.

“Mmh… turn off the light… I knew putting in a sun down here was a bad idea.”

Shade suddenly covered Bekka’s face and she sighed in relief. “Thank you…”

Unfortunately for her, Lailah would soon shake her awake for good.

“Rise and shine, beloved. There’s something Val and I want to show you.”

“Is it lingerie..?”

“No.”

“Beef and broccoli?”

“It’s 5 a.m.”

“Pancake tower..?”

“Bekka, just open your eyes.”

“Nugh…”

Warily, Bekka slowly opened her eyes to the world around her.

Almost immediately, she was fully jolted awake and screamed out in surprise.

Looming hundreds of meters above her head was an unthinkably large golem that looked like it was pulled directly from the pages of a fantasy epic.

Ancient stone and thick roots of trees seemed to be intertwined to create this colossal figure.

It had a humanoid form, with large powerful arms that almost drug behind it as it walked. Atop its head were two proud insignia that resembled jagged wings in flight.

The construct had no mouth, but two bright blue eyes that shone with a harmonious inner energy.

A feature similar to a core could be seen sitting directly in the midsection. Thick tree roots, thorns, and impossibly hard bark grew to cover it as a sort of organic defensive system.

Valerie and Lailah stood in front of the hulking construct and presented it to their family.

“My lovely darlings… I present to you, the Agronomist!” Valerie said in elation.

The construct behind her let out a loud metallic noise as if responding to its name being called.

Abaddon and Seras were particularly surprised by the amount of power coming off of this thing. They had never felt anything quite like it before.

“What… exactly did you make, dear?” Lillian asked with surprise.

Valerie smiled smugly as she knocked on the big guy’s leg. “This right here is a state-of-the-art, one-of-a-kind, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious-“

“Daddy, Mom’s gone crazy, she’s making up words..” Mira nudged her father.

“She isn’t making up words, but she may have indeed gone crazy, we just have to wait and see…” Abaddon whispered back.

“-Stupendous, Ultimate, Aeonic Stabilizing Mecha!” Valerie finished.

Everyone clapped for her at the end of her introduction since this seemed like a big moment for her and Lailah.

And evidently, the attention was just what she needed as her chest swelled with pride.

“Thank you, thank you!” She bowed. “Now, this here piece of genius was achieved thanks to the help of my fellow big brain friends and family, and I can say without a doubt that it is the single greatest creation spanning the reaches of totality!”

“This is a lot of excitement for five a.m…”

“Eat this and listen to my presentation.”

“Deal.”

With a cup of yogurt in her hand, Bekka was much more agreeable and had an easier time listening than before.

“This thing won’t just be able to repair universal catastrophes using a self-replicating ability and fabricated cosmic awareness. It will also track and monitor event anomalies in real time!”

“Event anomalies..?” Lisa asked curiously.

“Yes, like people, places, and events that are happening before, or not at all. It analyzes them fully to discover if there has just been some sort of inconsequential error, or if there was simply a case of outside interference.” Lailah explained.

The stunned looks just kept coming for the Tathamets.

But above everything else, there was one concern on the minds of Seras and Abaddon that seemed to be the most prevalent.

“My loves… This seems like quite the powerful tool.” Seras said gently. “Are you certain that in sending it out that-“

“Give me a little more credit, darling.” Lailah folded her arms across her chest. “Do you really think I’m irresponsible enough to just let something like this roam freely without proper countermeasures?”

She turned to the giant wood and stone creature with a familiar motherly look on her face.

“Go on. Show ’em, Aggy.”

Another metallic hum came from the creature as it turned its massive arms outward.

Sprawled across its forearms were eighty-eight different characters of familiar writing.

Now, Abaddon was the most shocked that he had been all day.

“You used the sigils..!” He said in an impressed tone.

Lailah smirked. “Now not only will Chaos not be able to find it, but I’m willing to bet that neither she nor anyone else could take over it either.”

Abaddon couldn’t do anything but scoff proudly.

Leave it to Lailah to truly think of everything.

“This is incredible, my love.”

“You guys are so awesome.”

“I knew that you guys would figure out a way to stay with us.”

As the girls were showered with praise, they became noticeably more positive.

Lailah scratched her cheek shyly. “Oh, stop it all of you… We couldn’t have done it without Gabbrielle and Straga’s help. Gulban and Darius were also instrumental in-“

“Bump that noise!”

Valerie leaped at Abaddon again and wrapped her legs around his waist and her arms around his neck.

Even Yesh himself couldn’t have pulled her off of him.

Her eyes were glowing a bright pink color more blinding than the sun. Just the heat of her gaze set every nerve Abaddon had on fire.

“I’ve been away for over 10,000 years working on that damned thing. It was frustrating in more ways than one, so right now there’s only one thing on my mind and you just so happen to be carrying it.”

“”We’re still here!!”” Mira and Yemaya yelled in disgust.

Odessa was absentmindedly waving to the mech; completely unaware of anything that was going on.

Valerie just snapped her fingers and all of the kids were booted from their room and sent to the custody of their grandmothers. Including the young infants.

“So? Where were we?”

Valerie kissed Abaddon longingly on his lips.

The desperate feeling of her lips against his own was intensified when she pulled away and began using her tongue to trace her name on his neck.

Abaddon’s vision was already turning pink and hazy. Every nerve ending in his skin was on fire. Synapses within his brain were lighting up like Christmas trees in December.

However, he was still minutely aware of a prior commitment that he had made the night before. Six confused angels were still waiting patiently for him to show up and explain things to them.

He couldn’t just leave them hanging.

“My love, I’m afraid I need to-“

“Nooo…” Valerie wined as she left a series of bite marks along his neck. “Are you going to make me beg..?”

“…”

Maybe angels weren’t that important after all.

“Stay strong, Honey.” Lisa comforted. “Don’t let her wiles get the best of you-“

Valerie lashed out and grabbed Lisa by her jaw.

The way she licked her lips was immensely predatory and alluring.

“I’ve got more than enough pent up for you too, Big Mama. Take your underwear off and lie down on the bed.”

Lisa’s face turned scarlet as she wandered inside without understanding why.

*Whirrr….!*

As everyone silently prepared themselves for a depraved reunion, the mech suddenly made a loud mechanical noise as it looked off into the distance.

“What’s it doing..?” Audrina asked absentmindedly as she removed her own underwear.

Lailah blinked slowly in surprise.

“I think… it’s already found some noteworthy anomalies.”

As soon as the words left her mouth, the Agronomist disappeared like a trick of the light…