FFF-Class Trashero

[28th Round] I’ll Do It Myself!

“Gods can observe the world through their apostles. I’ll watch over you from here with Lanuvel.”

“Lanuvel will stay here too?”

“I’ll be lonely otherwise.”

“…”

Well, I agreed to it since it was my mother-in-law’s decision.

But if I knew this would be the case, I would have done a little more work on Lanuvel.

It was a little disappointing.

I kicked sand towards Lanuvel, whose face stuck out of the ground like a sprout.

“Hey! This is too much!” Lanuvel complained, spitting sand out of her mouth, but I ignored her.

“Contact me if you get too lonely. I will come to you as a man then, not as your son-in-law.”

“My God! Those words alone are already making my heart tremble!”

“Don’t be hasty.”

“If you get into a fight with my daughter, come to me at any time. I will heal your weary soul. Your body will become a little more tired, but…”

“Ahem!”

This was how I felt when mermaids surrounded me in my 1st round, threatening to strip me of my chastity.

Well, I was no longer a virgin at that point.

“Please give my regards to Ssosia. Tell her I’ll steal you as soon as she looks away. Until then, I’ll watch you like a proper mother-in-law.”

“Alright.”

What was this madness?

My mother-in-law declared war on her daughter, threatening to take her son-in-law away, and my father-in-law, who should be the one putting a stop to this nonsense, had disappeared!

What am I supposed to do?

The Z-Class Demon Lord, who had nothing to do with the issue, has found himself at the center of this family’s twisted dynamic.

Compared to my situation, comic plots back on earth were cute.

“May the blessing of the Restless Demonic God be with you.”

“Lanuvel will pray for you too!

I felt like I was just cursed…

“Okay, it’s time to move.”

Ssosiel’s GGG-Class Husband had returned.

*****

I didn’t know how much time had passed, but the Fantasy Institution still hadn’t been absorbed by Mollansoft by the time I got back.

[Genesis]

The divine power of my cowardly wife was still active throughout the Fantasy, after all.

I told her to pack up and immediately run away if something went wrong, but the fact that she was still there told me the worst possible outcome had been avoided.

Pop!

“Husband!”

As soon as I returned, Ssosiel, noticing my presence, immediately appeared in a flash of light and rushed to hug me.

Did she miss her GGG-Class Husband’s wide and firm chest that much?

… I felt the same way.

I missed my wife’s mean breasts.

“Take off your clothes. Now.”

“Huh? What?! At least tell me what happened first…”

“Even if the world is going to die tomorrow, there is still nothing more important than this!”

[Original Sin]

Fshuh!

Utilizing my useful divine power, I ripped my cowardly wife’s clothes off.

“Mollan?!”

Master Mollan, the rainbow slime hiding in her cowardly chest, seemed immediately alarmed.

“O’ great being, forgive me, but this is urgent.”

There was no time for courtesies.

“Wait a minute. Calm down— Ahn~!”

“Mm!”

I covered Sosiel’s lips with mine to stop her from complaining, diligently rolling my tongue with hers.

“Mmmm-mh!”

My wife, moaning lustfully, wrapped her arms around my neck in response.

Caressing her spine with my left hand and sliding my right hand down to her crotch, her cowardly back arched like a bow with its bowstring pulled.

The time had finally come.

“Rage forth, Holy Spear!”

“Aaahnnhh~?!”

The GGG-Class Righteous Demon Lord’s Holy Spear impaled his cowardly wife, followed by a series of penetrating blows!

*****

Where there was a beginning, there was an end.

My Holy Spear’s rage, which I thought would last forever, had finally died down.

Amid this whole process, my wife begged me to take a break, but I didn’t let go of her pelvis until the very end.

This was my revenge on my mother-in-law!

“What’s gotten into you, hubby?”

“This is all because of my mother-in-law, who loves her son-in-law more than her daughter!”

“Mom…”

Ssosiel, lying motionless on the bed, like a corpse, made a thoughtful expression.

Not only did her mother, whom she believed to be dead, get resurrected, but she also seduced her GGG-Class Husband.

This problem couldn’t be ignored.

The two parties had to meet face to face and negotiate.

“So what about the inspection?”

“Hey, husband, answer me first. Where have you been with my mother for 19 years?”

“I’ll explain later.”

“I have one more question.”

“Go for it.”

“… Did you do it with her?”

“If I did, would you be lying on the bed now, exhausted? If that were the case, when we met, I would’ve started cheerfully asking about the situation instead.”

“Ah, right! Exactly!”

“So, how’s the situation?”

It was a shame that I had to give Lanuvel to my mother-in-law, but I needed to focus on more pressing problems for now.

Ssosiel, now looking relieved after hearing my answers, summed it all up for me.

“The festival… was absolute chaos and destruction. Your twins punished the Goddess faction, saying they couldn’t forgive the forces of evil that turned against their father.”

“Is that so?”

I was glad my daughters grew up to become such good rulers.

“The Goddess faction was bombarded with bad reviews since no one wanted to protect that disgusting carcass posing as a Goddess, while the Demon Lord faction had cute twin girls.”

“That’s embarrassing.”

I didn’t know about it for a long time, but that was how the Goddess Parmael looked.

And the twins were cute because they looked like me, the cutest emperor in the world of Fantasy.

I didn’t even have to manipulate the people to vote for me for that title.

“But that’s exactly what the festival participants thought. During the inspection, factors such as student opinion and satisfaction are also included in the assessment.”

“Parmael proved useless here too, huh?”

That had to be the worst result.

“I also thought everything would end like this, but Umamiel resolved the situation.”

“Who?”

“The Third Angel. Captain Fantasy had been sucking and licking her for decades.”

“Ah! Right!”

I completely forgot about her at some point.

So what happened to that chicken head?

“A new task was added to the script based on her idea: save the real Goddess Umamiel, captured by Demon Lord Parmamon.”

“Did that do anything?”

“She instantly gained popularity! The twins were so strong that the graduates couldn’t save her, but this still prevented us from getting the worst grade. If it hadn’t been for her, the school would’ve already closed down.”

“Heh.”

The festival participants who chose the Goddess faction rebelled and overthrew Parmael, then founded the “True Goddess Church” to save the Third Angel.

When all the participants returned home after the end of the event, the True Goddess Church disbanded, but many of them eagerly awaited the next festival.

I wouldn’t have believed it if it wasn’t my cowardly wife telling me all of this.

“Recognizing her accomplishments, I appointed her as Public Relations Officer despite her past sins.”

“You did well.”

“Well, not quite. Our problems didn’t end there.”

“Why? What happened after the festival?”

Satan did so well that the inspection decided to test two more disciples.

It took 19 years. There had to be some results.

My wife turned pale.

“Everything is confusing.”

“Your explanation is confusing.”

I waited for her to explain the situation to her GGG-Class Husband.

“Well… Thanks to the mollanphone community enabling information sharing, the students’ average grades have skyrocketed. And thanks to Satan, the Heroes now find the tower’s difficulty significantly reduced.”

“And?”

That was good.

“Nevertheless, not a single student after Satan was able to conquer the 90th floor.”

“Naturally!”

Although he was a clone with limited powers, Kang Han Soo wasn’t weak enough for lazy FFF-Class Heroes to defeat.

If Satan hadn’t helped them, they would never have been able to get to the 90th floor.

Ssosiel sighed.

“That’s the problem. The fourth student they tested died prematurely. And the fifth, although he followed Satan’s strategy, still lost on the 90th floor. As a result, the inspection team reported the 5th curriculum as a failure and gave us an ultimatum.”

“An ultimatum?”

It was a very sinister word.

“I’ll explain this part myself, Demon Lord.”

“Do you always burst into other people’s bedrooms unannounced, Disco?”

“I apologize, but please keep in mind that I have been waiting a whole month since I received word of your return. And I am not Disco. My name is Distoria, and I would appreciate it if you didn’t misrepresent my name. Only my master can give me pseudonyms.”

“Okay. I’m listening.”

“We’ve come to the conclusion that the Fantasy Institution is forcing students to learn from a failed curriculum. It seems to me that your idea with mollanphones was not entirely successful. However, this is only my subjective opinion. So I decided to give you a chance.”

“A chance?”

“Have you heard of this? The teacher shouldn’t only teach theory, but also be able to solve problems in practice.”

“Aha! You want to test it on me?”

“It’s only fair for you to start in less favorable conditions than the students, isn’t it? You just need to get to the 100th floor of the Demon Lord’s Tower using the body provided by the inspection team within 10 Fantasy years.”

“Well, just don’t make excuses later.”

“These are my terms. To enforce fairness, Director Ssosiel, please wait outside the school. This will be a very important observation.”

Ssosiel, helplessly lying on the bed, grew furious.

“I am the director!”

“You have no choice. Do as you’re told.”

“I know this sounds tempting, but it must be a trap, husband! Reject their offer!”

“Take the opportunity to go on vacation with our son, Ssosiel. I know of a wonderful island paradise~♪”

[Demon Realm]

It was a very beautiful place.

I wanted to see my twin daughters and son, but it would have to wait until later.

And while this might be a trap, as my wife warned, it wasn’t necessarily a bad option.

With my wife and son outside the institution, I would be the only one they could punish if worse came to worst.

An adventure of my life.

No return or regression.

I could only boldly demonstrate the smile of the Righteous Hero.

“Looks like you’ve made up your mind.”

“Tell me more.”

What would these “less favorable” conditions be?

*****

I arranged for my mother-in-law to meet with my daughter and grandson in the Demon Realm.

As soon as she saw her daughter, she would probably want to pounce on her, but her cute grandson should calm her down.

… Maybe.

I was a little worried since they were a very strange family.

Anyway…

“I have other concerns right now.”

The game had already started.

▷ Race: Arch-human

▷ Level: 1

▷ Job: Unemployed (Experience 110%)

▷ Skills: Karma (A)

▷ Status: Good

I was put in a tertiary education course and was forbidden to use my divine power and the system!

This alone was disappointing, but on top of that, my infamous Karma skill immediately was already at rank A instead of F.

So here it was, their trap.

But I couldn’t care less.

“Excuse me, Hero, are you listening to me?”

“Of course not, princess.”

“I’m glad… Huh?”

“What makes you think I’ll listen to the explanations of the Holy Empire’s vile heretics?”

“Heretics?!”

I spawned at the capital of the Holy Empire and was greeted by the imperial princess, much like other students.

However, I was clearly underestimated right from the get-go because of my A-rank Karma, but again, I didn’t care.

Why?

“This is really convenient because I don’t have to worry about my reputation and personality~”

And that wasn’t all.

▷ Race: Arch-Human

▷ Level: 1

▷ Job: Fanatic (Faith → Madness ↑)

▷ Skills: Faith (S), Karma (A)

▷ Status: Madness

I was relieved of the useless Hero profession.

Using my momentum, I needed to become an SSS-Class Religious Leader as soon as fast as I could!