F*ck! What Do You Mean I Have To Tame Them To Survive!?
Chapter 290: Vali And Issei
Chapter 290: 290: Vali And Issei
"Issei Hyoudou, it’s been a while." Vali walked out from the space crack that Arthur had cut open and stood before Issei and the three blonde women. Or men? Who could even tell anymore?
"Greetings, everyone." Arthur greeted them with a slight bow. He was curious about Issei, since this was his first time seeing the legendary Red Dragon Emperor, but this time, his attention was focused on the three women around Issei. He couldn’t help but wonder how the fuck these three had become women!
"Vali Lucifer and Arthur Pendragon, what brought you here? Aren’t you afraid of being caught?" Riser stood next to Issei and spoke with a deep frown, pointing a finger at him.
They were in Kuoh Town right now, because this was the place where the peace treaty had first been signed. It was also where the two sisters of the Maous resided, where the leader of the Fallen Angels, Azazel, spent much of his time, where Serafall Leviathan often stayed, and where Yusuke Aoki resided.
The three factions had erected a barrier around the town to prevent any supernatural beings from infiltrating it. They had also stationed people around the outskirts of the town to guard the barrier.
Unfortunately, this barrier was weak against people like Arthur, who could simply cut through space with his Holy Sword Caliburn, or Kuroka, who was extremely skilled at manipulating space.
So, for Vali to suddenly appear here and risk being attacked by the three factions, Riser was very wary of this terrorist, who was also the destined rival of Issei.
"Don’t panic. I came this time to take a look at Issei Hyoudou." Although Vali had no interest in things related to sex, seeing the busty blonde woman speaking while her chest swayed with each movement made his face twitch slightly. How the fuck had the tall, unruly man known as Riser Phenex turned into a woman?!
Was it Azazel again? With that old man’s nasty temperament, it wouldn’t be strange if he had pulled another trick.
[Long time no see, Ddraig.] Albion’s voice came from Vali’s body as two white wings appeared on his back. [It seems that you aren’t having it easy with your new host, hahahaha!]
[I’d rather not speak about him.] Ddraig’s tired and weary voice came out. The hellishly weird shit he had seen since Issei became his host was enough to make even this Heavenly Dragon contemplate suicide.
"What do you want?" Issei cautiously clenched his fist and stared at Vali.
"Don’t overreact. I am here to tell you that the Khaos Brigade is planning something in the Underworld. It seems that the Old Satan Faction is preparing to attack." Vali smiled at Issei’s tense expression. "By the way, I watched your last fight. It seems that you’ve grown stronger since the last time we fought."
Unlike Rias, Sona, and the others, Riser couldn’t participate in the Youth Devil Rating Game Tournament. He was, after all, older than them, and he was already a professional who had won many official Rating Games. He had resumed his activities last week and won his match even though he only had three members in his peerage. Still, the four of them had a hard time fighting against sixteen opponents.
Their game attracted attention because the legendary Red Dragon Emperor was participating. However, what truly captured everyone’s attention was the fact that Riser Phenex had become a woman! His, I mean her, transformation went viral, and everyone started talking about her, Kiba, and Saji.
Speaking of Saji, he... I mean, she had a very hard time telling her younger sister and brother that she had become a woman. She always had to use illusion magic whenever she met them.
"Why should we believe you?" Riser asked with a frown. It was strange for a terrorist to willingly tell them about the plans of his own allies. Who knew if this was some kind of scheme they had hatched? Last time, Vali’s team had used the three factions to get their hands on Fenrir.
"You don’t have to. I already did my part." Vali shrugged his shoulders. He didn’t care about Riser’s opinion at all. He took his hand out of his pocket and looked toward Issei. "Issei Hyoudou, how about we fight?"
He had been waiting for so long for Issei to grow stronger, hoping that he would eventually be able to give him a good fight. He had originally wanted to challenge Yusuke Aoki as well, but felt that it would be a bit too much for him right now, so he turned his attention back to his rival.
As for Yusuke, he would fight him when the time was right. For now, he didn’t want to get abused.
"So you really came here to fight me!" Issei grew tense. Honestly, he had no confidence in fighting Vali at all.
"Indeed, and you can’t refuse! If you refuse to fight me, I’ll halve the size of his... I mean, her breasts, and also the size of your ding dong!" Vali pointed at Riser’s large breasts and then at Issei’s crotch, declaring viciously.
"Dafuq?! That’s despicable!! Are you even a man?" Issei felt a chill run down his spine! These were the two things he could never compromise on, oppais and his little Johnson! He roared, "I will fight you! I will never allow you to touch my precious little one!"
"..." Riser, Saji, and Kiba wanted to stop him, but when they thought about his ding dong becoming smaller, they held themselves back.
If Issei’s tiny winey were to be halved in size, that would be a huge loss for them!
"Very well, this place isn’t suitable for fighting. Let’s go somewhere else." Vali laughed smugly, starting to get excited.
’You dare to threaten me with my little Johnson and my oppais? Just you wait.’ Issei followed Vali through the space crack Arthur had created, clenching his fist as he thought viciously. He would teach this silver haired, handsome bastard the hard and thick meaning of regret!
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The Time ability allowed the user to control time to a certain extent. It allowed the user to create a time barrier that could slow down or accelerate the flow of time within it. The barrier could also be expanded over a larger area, preventing enemies from escaping its radius.
Seekvaira created a barrier around the table and caught a small insect crawling along the window before dropping it inside the barrier. The moment she did, Yusuke suddenly noticed that the insect’s movements had become many times faster.
"Inside this barrier, the flow of time is different from outside." Seekvaira felt pleased when she saw his amazed expression. She pointed at the fast moving insect, which had already crossed the table, and continued, "You can say that an hour here is equivalent to a few minutes outside. This is the limit of what I can do right now."
’What an interesting ability.’ Yusuke held his chin and became thoughtful. This ability was far more amazing than he had initially thought. Being able to alter the flow of time within a certain area to this degree, even though Seekvaira wasn’t particularly strong, was very impressive.
If he were to obtain this ability and raise it to its maximum level, with his unreasonably large energy reserves, just thinking about it made Yusuke realize how immense its potential could be. Whether in fights, training, or simply spending time with his women, this ability could come in handy!
This was the wet dream ability of protagonists in cultivation novels! You killed an arrogant young master, and now his father was coming to massacre your entire clan? Use this ability, sit your ass down for a few decades, then come out and fuck him up!
His father died, and now his ancestors were about to leave seclusion to take revenge? No worries. Time had you covered. Just sit your ass down for a couple hundred years!
’I will get this ability no matter what.’ Yusuke became determined to raise Seekvaira’s submission value above 91 as quickly as possible. She and her House were honestly wasting such an incredible ability.
"Still, it’s impressive. You can use this ability in many ways." Looking at her slightly blushing face, which clearly seemed to be saying, ’Praise me,’ he patted her head. He didn’t know when it had become a habit, but it seemed that he had developed the habit of patting the heads of women.
"Really?" Seekvaira’s pink eyes brightened. She leaned closer until their faces were only a few inches apart. As she did, she quietly inhaled his scent, causing her face to turn even redder.
"I can use all types of magic. Want me to show you?" At this, Rossweisse slipped between them and pushed Seekvaira away. She leaned her entire body over Yusuke and asked him in a shaky voice.
’What did I do? What do I do now? What do I do?’ She had allowed her impulsive thoughts to make her act, but now that she was so close to Yusuke, she had no idea what to do next. In fact, she was having a hard time forming a single coherent thought!
Being shoved away so rudely, Seekvaira’s face twisted, and the look in her eyes became incredibly dangerous. She stared at Rossweisse as if she were the person who had raped her dog, killed it, and eaten it. She clenched her fist, closed her eyes, and took a deep breath.
’God, give me patience, because if you give me strength, I’m gonna need bail money!’
’Damn it!’ As soon as she thought of God’s name, a splitting headache assaulted her. She clutched her head and gritted her teeth.
"I would really like to." Yusuke patted the cute, silver haired Valkyrie’s head. This woman was really cute and clumsy despite being an adult. He wondered if she was only like this around him, or if she was always this way even though she was Odin’s bodyguard.
"Would you like to show me tomorrow?"
Rossweisse didn’t have any skills that were particularly impressive for Yusuke to obtain. She was a genius when it came to magical research and had produced many impressive studies, but those were the results of her own effort. She didn’t possess any innate abilities like Immortality, Destruction, or Time, which noble Devils possessed.
Because of that, Yusuke felt that between her and Seekvaira, he should prioritize finishing Seekvaira’s quest first.
Well, there was also the fact that Seekvaira wore glasses, but that was merely a secondary consideration.
"T-tomorrow? Is... is that a d-date?!" Hearing him, Rossweisse’s blush became even more intense. Smoke seemed to rise from her head as she swayed unsteadily, clutching her forehead.
Yusuke quickly caught her and guided her to the sofa.
"Date... A date... This is a date. Hehehe." Rossweisse lay on the sofa, muttering with a blissful, lovestruck expression.
’She is so innocent. Let’s hope she doesn’t turn into another Asia.’ Yusuke let out a tired sigh. He patted her head one last time before turning toward Seekvaira, deliberately ignoring the pair of eyes drilling into the back of his head. Penemue had been watching his every move since earlier.
’This is going to be troublesome.’
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