F*ck! What Do You Mean I Have To Tame Them To Survive!?
Chapter 288: Do You Have A Band Aid
Chapter 288: 288: Do You Have A Band Aid
Penemune had seen many fools in love throughout her long life. She had witnessed all forms of love, one sided love, mutual love, obsessive love, and even love that eventually turned into hatred.
She had watched people experience those kinds of love firsthand, such as those who sacrificed their lives for one sided love simply to make their beloved happy, even if it meant watching them spend their lives with someone else. She had also seen people kill the person they loved because their feelings were not reciprocated, as well as couples who genuinely loved each other and remained together until the day they died.
She had always wondered what love was truly like, until the day she saw Yusuke’s picture. The longing and yearning she felt were both exhilarating and suffocating.
It was painful to know that he was already taken, yet no amount of pain could match the feeling of joy, bliss, and delight she felt. Those emotions completely washed over the pain that was gnawing at her heart like a venomous centipede.
However, the shock her brain received when she saw him in person was even greater than she could have ever imagined. It felt as though her brain convulsed from the sheer amount of stimulation, sending waves of sensation throughout her entire body.
Fortunately, she had enough composure to keep herself from making a complete fool of herself. Calming her trembling hands, she ignored all the women present in the room and their obvious hostility before approaching him.
"Do you believe in love at first sight?" she asked with a smile as she held his hand. Rubbing the back of his hand subtly, she felt disgusted with herself for acting like some old perverted man harassing a high schooler, especially when she knew perfectly well how ridiculous she was behaving.
She hated that she was acting this way, hated how shamelessly her body was betraying her, and yet she simply couldn’t bring herself to stop. She really, really couldn’t resist it. Just touching his hand was so satisfying that every ounce of her self control seemed to crumble, her lower body reacting so strongly that she felt as though she were on the verge of exploding into a flooding waterfall of love juices.
"I do." In response to Penemune’s question, Yusuke answered with a gentle smile before glancing at the women standing behind him. Well, that was a lie. He had never fallen in love at first sight, but his women certainly had.
[Ding!]
[New Quest!]
[The Sexy Secretary: Penemue is the Chief Secretary and co-founder of Grigori. She is also the strongest female Fallen Angel. Despite her beautiful appearance, she is a berserker beast when she fights. Tame her before she shows you the real definition of domestic violence.]
[Task: Raise Penemue’s submission value to at least 80.]
[Rewards: 1 random item, 1 random skill, 80,000,000 XD.]
[Penalty: Lose the skill ’No Plan B’.]
Before he could order B2 to issue the skill, she had already done so. He merely glossed over the task and dismissed the notification for now.
The list of quests he had been receiving lately had been growing, yet the rewards were far less generous than the quests he had received from Rias, Akeno, and the others. If he could get even two or three levels from all these quests he kept receiving lately, he would be much more grateful and motivated to complete them as quickly as possible.
He now had five quests to finish and five women to tame, yet all of that would only grant him a single level. As his level increased, the difficulty of gaining another level became increasingly apparent. Back then, he had only needed a couple thousand points to level up. Now, even tens of millions of points were not enough to gain a single level.
"Yusuke, I think I am in love with you. No... Allow me to correct myself! I love you! I absolutely adore you! Would you give me the chance to pursue you?" Penemune leaned forward and declared her feelings intensely and clearly, her voice carrying through the room without the slightest hesitation.
The distance between them was already small, so when she closed the remaining gap, their faces were barely a few centimeters apart.
Unlike Roygun, she declared her feelings openly and directly. She was a Fallen Angel, and most Fallen Angels possessed sinful bodies capable of tempting almost any man.
Furthermore, very few men could resist a woman openly showing them her adoration and love. It was the dream of many men. Just look at how many manga and anime have come out over the past few years about the popular girl chasing after the class loser, someone like you.
It is the fantasy of countless men!
Penemune knew that Yusuke had many women surrounding him, each one more beautiful and exceptional than the last, but she was still confident in herself. She believed that no matter how extraordinary the women around him were, she had something that could make Yusuke fall for her.
’Noice! Penemune!’ Azazel gave her a mental thumbs-up. As expected of the strongest female Fallen Angel, she really didn’t play around. The thing that would normally take a hundred Chapters in a typical novel had been reduced to a single paragraph!
"You! Stop right there!" With a loud and angry shout, Rossweisse stepped between them and separated them. She had been watching this farce for so long, and she hadn’t even had the chance to introduce herself to Yusuke, yet this woman had just stolen her opportunity!
She stood before Yusuke with her arms spread wide, as though she were protecting him from a predator that was about to devour him!
"You are?" Penemune didn’t get angry. Instead, she adjusted her glasses and fixed her orange eyes on the silver haired woman standing before her. "I am talking to Yusuke Aoki. Why are you interrupting? Who are you to him? Could it be that you are his girlfriend?"
"I-I am his girlfriend! So... so stay away from my m-man!"
The sudden barrage of questions threw the mind of the inexperienced virgin Valkyrie into complete disarray. Heat rushed to her head, smoke practically pouring from her ears like an overheated kettle. Without even thinking about what she was saying, she blurted out the words before her mind could catch up with her mouth.
Pa!
Seekvaira slapped a hand against her forehead, feeling embarrassed on Rossweisse’s behalf.
"Is that so?" Penemune merely smiled. She shifted her gaze away from Rossweisse and looked directly at Yusuke. "What do you think about my proposal?"
"You can try. It’s not like you’ll stop even if I refuse, right?" Yusuke shrugged his shoulders, seemingly unconcerned by the tense atmosphere between the two women.
"Fufufu~! You seem to already know me." Penemune laughed lightly, her eyes curving with happiness. She then turned around and glanced back at her seat, carrying herself with a composed and elegant demeanor despite the plethora of emotions inside her, all of them threatening to explode at any moment.
’I still have plenty of time.’ She licked her lips seductively while locking eyes with him. This was only their first meeting, and first impressions were very important. If she acted like some unreasonable wretch or disgusting pervert, the way Yusuke looked at her from now on would be very bad.
She felt that since she had fallen in love with Yusuke at first sight, he must have felt the same way. The only reason he hadn’t shown it on the surface was because of the women surrounding him. They were confusing him, obstructing him from realizing his true and honest feelings.
And she would make him realize those feelings, no matter how much time it took!
"Excuse me." Suddenly, someone tapped Yusuke on the shoulder from behind. When he turned around, he was met with Seekvaira’s glowing pink eyes. Her face was slightly flushed as she took a deep breath before speaking.
"Do you have a Band Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."
"..." Yusuke.
[...] B2.
"..." Everyone.
...
"In the next week, you will be facing Diodora Astaroth. You have to be careful; that guy is very tricky to deal with." Azazel gathered Rias and her peerage and told them about their next Rating Game.
He discussed the time and place where they would be facing Diodora and also informed them that the Rating Game would be watched by many people, even more than an official Rating Game.
On the other side of the room, Seekvaira was squatting on the ground, holding her face and cursing herself for being so stupid. All those videos she had seen on the internet had lied to her. The ’experts’ on TikPok and Diddit were all absolute liars, and the pickup lines she had thought of were all complete trash!
She had gathered so much courage to say that line earlier, only to be rewarded with everyone in the room laughing at her! Even someone as pathetic as Rossweisse had laughed at her!
Fortunately, the only person who hadn’t was Yusuke. As expected of him! Only he could understand her! Her love and devotion to him truly weren’t in vain!
"I-I am Rossweisse, the bodyguard of Odin-sama. S-sorry about earlier; I didn’t mean to..." Rossweisse held the hem of her shirt nervously as she spoke to Yusuke, who was sitting beside her, her head lowered in embarrassment.
Although she didn’t pass out as she had in the past after meeting Yusuke, someone as weak as her was extremely susceptible to the stimulation he gave her. She could barely speak without stuttering, and sitting right next to Yusuke on the same sofa was proving to be a little too much for her to handle!
"Nice to meet you, Miss Rossweisse." Yusuke smiled gently and spoke in a soft voice, as if he were afraid of frightening her again and making her pass out. "I actually heard about you before."
"Me? Really?" Rossweisse looked at him in surprise and pointed at herself, her voice filled with disbelief.
"Yes, you. I heard about your academic talents. You are a genius magician." Yusuke praised her, which made her relax a little more. He wasn’t lying either. What he said was based on the information he had collected through his analysis, as well as the information the other women had gathered for him about Rossweisse and Seekvaira.
"T-to be praised by you! I am not as great as you make me sound!" Rossweisse hurriedly shook her head, but despite her denial, she couldn’t hide the increasingly smug smile spreading across her face. She had never felt so proud of her achievements before. Being praised by him made her feel incredibly satisfied, filling her with a sense of happiness and pride she had never experienced before.
[Why are you praising her?! You’ll make this stupid, useless woman full of herself!] B2 shouted inside his mind, her voice so loud that it practically echoed through his thoughts.
’That’s none of your business,’ Yusuke replied before suddenly adding, ’B2, I have a question for you.’
[Hmph! Finally coming back to me! What is it?!] B2 responded arrogantly.
’Since when did you become a yandere?’
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