F*ck! What Do You Mean I Have To Tame Them To Survive!?
Chapter 276: Do You Want To Have Kitties With Me?
Chapter 276: 276: Do You Want To Have Kitties With Me?
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
"Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you."
"Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type."
"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu Te."
"Do you have a Band Aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you."
"Do you have a compass? Because my heart keeps pointing toward you."
It was late summer, and the sun was still shining brilliantly. The warm sunlight pierced through the glass of the window, casting itself onto the desk and illuminating the side profile of the beautiful green blond haired woman sitting before it.
Seekvaira held her pen between her lips, biting it lightly as she carefully read through the cheesy pickup lines she had written on the note resting on the desk.
If anyone were to see her at that moment, concentrating with such a serious expression, they would have assumed she was planning something of great importance. Perhaps she was dealing with problems regarding her household’s territory, or maybe she was thinking about the strategy she would use for her next Rating Game against Diodora Astaroth.
"Haah, will this really work?" Seekvaira let out a long sigh. She dropped her pen and picked up a mecha figure beside her. Holding it with both hands, she leaned back against her chair, tilted her head toward the ceiling, and raised the mecha figure above her as she stared at it.
Usually, whenever she felt frustrated or depressed, simply holding her favorite mecha figures was enough to lift her spirits. They were her source of comfort, something that could always help her regain her motivation.
But now, no matter how much she tried, all she could think about was that man, Yusuke Aoki.
He was like a toxic poison that had seeped into her life and slowly corrupted it. He had made almost every emotion she experienced lately become connected to him. Whether she was happy, sad, or angry, they were all somehow related to the very few memories she had of him.
"I screwed up last time. It’s all because of that dumb Valkyrie." Seekvaira clenched her hands around the figure so tightly that it nearly started to crack.
Last time, during the meeting when Loki was subdued by the yandere girls, Seekvaira had wanted to use that opportunity to have Sona and Rias introduce her to Yusuke. However, Rossweisse had beaten her to it and rushed toward Yusuke first.
And that useless woman couldn’t even pronounce a single sentence before passing out from overwhelming excitement.
At that time, Yusuke was already preoccupied. Even when Seekvaira tried to speak with him, he barely paid any attention to her.
Crack!
It had been such a perfect opportunity, but it was ruined because of that stupid woman!
When Seekvaira recalled how that useless woman had destroyed her plans, her grip around the figure tightened until a loud cracking sound echoed.
"Ah! My Strike Freedom!"
The sound snapped Seekvaira out of her trance. She immediately looked down at the white Gundam figure in her hands and examined it closely. When she noticed the small crack on the shoulder area, her eyes widened in panic.
She stood up abruptly, her eyes slightly reddened. "No, it’s broken! My Strike Freedom!"
She quickly looked around for something that could save her critically injured beloved Gundam figure. After finding some glue, she immediately began trying to fix the tiny crack.
Why was nothing going right ever since she came back?!
Seekvaira felt so depressed that she had the urge to cry.
Suddenly, while she was wiping away her tears, a small magic circle appeared before her. Someone was calling her.
When Seekvaira accepted the call, the figures of Rias and Sona appeared together before her.
Rias smiled at first, but her expression quickly changed when she noticed Seekvaira’s face. She looked at her with concern and asked worriedly, "Seek-chan... You were crying?"
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"Senpai, we should capture her and seal her power."
Yusuke obviously didn’t follow Koneko’s words. Instead, he gently patted her head and said with a doting smile, "Koneko, don’t be rude. She is your older sister, after all."
Koneko was just acting like this because she didn’t know how to behave around her older sister. It had to be that, right?
There was no way she actually wanted to do something like that to her own older sister, right?
"Sigh, Shirona, your words really hurt onee-chan’s fragile heart, nya," Kuroka held her chest. When she put her hands on her breasts, her off shoulder kimono nearly slipped and showed her pink nipples.
"I obviously came to see you both. Yusuke-chan, you’re such a sweet boy."
She slipped forward like a cat. Before Koneko could stop her, she was already next to Yusuke. She leaned all over his body, stuck her tongue out, and licked his face.
"Hmm, tastes like a strong man, nyaa."
"..." Murayama and Aika exchanged a glance before leaving the living room alongside the other women to settle their luggage.
The four mature women, Venelana, Grayfia, Serafall, and Eleonora, didn’t linger either. They quietly slipped out of the house in secret, seemingly having some important business they needed to take care of.
Rias and Sona, along with Akeno and Tsubaki, headed to the upper floors. It seemed that Rias wanted to speak with their childhood friend Seekvaira and see if they could resolve the matter without troubling Yusuke.
If they could tame and convince a potential yandere without Yusuke having to deal with her, that would be for the best. Seekvaira was their childhood friend, so perhaps they could use that bond to make her become obedient before she turned into a true yandere.
Xenovia and Irina pulled Griselda away just as she tried to shove Kuroka away from Yusuke.
"Emm!!!" One of them covered her mouth while the other dragged her struggling body toward the elevator. She thrashed and struggled the entire way until the elevator doors closed.
"Sniff, sniff, Yusuke-chan, do you want to have kitties with me, nya?" Kuroka licked his face once more while sniffing him. Pressing her large, soft breasts against his arm, she whispered in a sultry, seductive voice.
"Onee-sama!" Koneko could not take it anymore and forcefully separated the two of them, glaring at her older sister. "What is the meaning of this?! I won’t allow you to harm Senpai!"
Even though she knew Yusuke was extremely strong, Koneko did not trust her older sister. She was far too mischievous and unpredictable. She was clearly associating with terrorists, so who knew what she and her teammates were planning?
Yusuke already had his hands full dealing with crazy women. The last thing Koneko wanted was for him to be harmed by her older sister as well.
"Harm him? Why would I? Nyaa~!" Kuroka pouted, speaking in an aggrieved tone. Her expression, however, did not look the least bit hurt.
Yusuke separated the two of them. He guided them toward the sofa, then pulled the clingy Kuroka away from himself. Using Ruler’s Authority, he lifted her into the air and gently placed her on the opposite sofa. "Let’s have a chat first before talking about making kitties."
"So you’ll make kitties with me?!" Kuroka pouted at first after being forcibly separated from him. However, the moment she heard his words, her face lit up with a bright smile.
"Hmph! I’ll be the one making kitties with Senpai first!" Koneko snorted and slipped into his lap. She settled comfortably before silently raising both her palms. Yusuke glanced down at her, and a large cookie appeared between her hands. The cat girl happily held it and began to munch on it.
"Want something?" Yusuke glanced at Kuroka and asked calmly.
"Sake, Junmai Daiginjo sake!" Kuroka blinked before replying.
"..." Yusuke glanced through the window. It was still morning, but this woman already wanted to indulge in alcohol. Still, since he was the one who had asked, he fulfilled her request and pulled a bottle of sake from his Inventory along with a choko.
"Thanks, nya!" Kuroka beamed. She quickly shifted into a cross legged sitting position and began pouring the sake into the choko before taking a sip. "Haa, so delicious!" As she moved, her large breasts swayed heavily, nearly slipping free from her kimono several times.
Yusuke’s gaze involuntarily kept drifting toward them whenever they moved, but every time he thought those large, creamy white funbags were about to spill out, they somehow remained concealed within the fabric.
"Senpai... pervert," Koneko noticed his wandering gaze and muttered quietly.
"Ahem! Kuroka," Yusuke coughed to cover up his embarrassment before speaking to Kuroka in a solemn tone. "I heard about your story from Koneko. Can you tell us what really happened back then?"
He and Koneko had always been curious about what had happened back then. Why had Kuroka killed their previous master? He had considered asking one of the people involved, Sirzechs, but ultimately decided against it. Sirzechs looked as though he could barely stand being in the same place as him, and Yusuke was not about to kiss anyone’s ass either.
Not to mention, he did not even know whether Sirzechs was aware of the whole truth. In the end, the person who truly knew what had happened was the one directly involved in the incident, Kuroka.
"...What happened back then?" Kuroka held the cup in her hand and took a small sip of sake. She fell silent for a short moment, as though lost in thought, but soon a cruel, mischievous smile spread across her face. "Isn’t it obvious? That guy pissed me off, so I killed him. It’s as simple as that."
"Onee-sama..." Koneko stopped munching on her cookie and looked at her sister.
"We both know that isn’t the case," Yusuke said in a calm tone as he gently patted Koneko’s head. "I don’t like girls who lie too much."
[Does that mean you don’t like women at all? All women are born liars. The more beautiful a woman is, the more often she lies.] B2 suddenly spoke.
’This isn’t the time for a philosophical discussion with you,’ Yusuke replied before completely ignoring her.
"You don’t like lying girls, nya?" Kuroka tilted her head and put on a thoughtful expression. She didn’t want Yusuke to dislike her; that would be bad, very, very bad. Then she glanced at Koneko and saw the concerned yet hopeful look on her sister’s face.
Finally, she let out a heavy sigh. The playful expression on her face faded, and she said, "Alright, I’ll tell you, but Shirone..."
"Onee-sama, I am not as fragile as you think," Koneko interrupted her with a soft yet extremely firm voice.
"She is no longer weak. She has me and others to lean on, and she has you as well," Yusuke said as he caressed Koneko’s hair, causing her cat ears to sprout out and twitch.
"Shirone, you really have grown up," Kuroka glanced at the two of them before smiling.
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