Father, Mother Escaped Again

“Junior Brother, us brothers have grown up together. We even wore the same pair of pants when we were young. Now for a woman, we will be killing each other like this?” Su Wuduan’s wrist flipped and placed the longsword in his hand behind his back. He stood against the wind, emitting a fairy like aura.

Yun Zhongyue was amused by Su Wuduan’s words. He raised his hand, and the chain whip made a very startling impact instantly. He tapped with his toes lightly on the edge of the eaves, stretched his waist, and bent his slender body into a soft curve: “Since Senior Brother has said that it is only for a woman, then for the sake of our brotherhood, Senior Brother might as well be generous and give her to me?”

For a woman? ! Xia Yuqing was stunned for a moment, she even dropped the melon seed in her hand. She turned her head to look at Cui Er.

“Cui Er, when did you hook up with my Second Brother? I didn’t even know! It’s not right to have a foot in two boats (two timing)!”

Cui Er heard Xia Yuqing’s inquiry and her eyebrows were raised. A feet in two boats? Which boat did she step on? Why doesn’t she know at all?

“Replying to Niang Niang, Nu Bi had never noticed Young Master Yun before, let alone had a deep friendship with him. Therefore, Nu Bi really doesn’t know about this matter.”

Xia Yuqing was startled when she heard Cui Er’s explanation. Cui Er’s temperament, she knew best, if she didn’t explain it then she was admitting to it. Otherwise, she would never lie to her. So Cui Er really never had any interaction with Second Brother. Could it be that Second Brother has an unrequited love for Cui Er, or…

“Why… why should I give in? Do you know how to respect your elders? I’m your Senior Brother. According to seniority, it should be you giving in. Also it is first come, first serve. Obviously, I met her first. Aren’t you being unreasonable?” Su Wuduan was flushed with anger due to the brat on the opposite side. He really wished he could give him a good lashing right now.

“Senior Brother, you’re wrong. Not to mention that we are the same generation and that there is no senior here, on the contrary, as a senior, you should be sympathetic to us juniors. You should be courteous and understanding! Since childhood, I have never seen you give in to me once. Will you die if you give in this one time?!”

Su Wuduan because of Yun Zhongyue had a mouthful of blood in his throat. It wouldn’t go up or down. Finally, with great difficulty, he swallowed it. Then, he heard Yun Zhongyue complain: “Besides, didn’t Senior Brother say it just now? It’s just a woman, can it be more important than us being brothers for so many years? Junior Brother thought you were only cruel to your female confidantes, but didn’t expect you would do the same to your Junior Brother, how merciless. Junior Brother has really read you wrong!”

“…” As a wicked animal, the most tragic thing is to encounter a brat who treats life as a big drama.

Xia Yuqing listened to the conversation between the two. Looking at this and that, she suddenly… had an epiphany. It turns out that Second Brother does not like Cui Er, but… Senior Brother!

According to the words of Senior Brother and Second Senior Brother, these two people have known each other since before they met Master. Growing up together, wearing the same pair of trousers, if it was not for one of them being a straight man who is as straight as a rolling pin, then it would have been a proper true love!

As everyone knows, Xia Yuqing was unmatched in having her brain supplementing scenarios. In her words, affairs are everywhere in life, people just lack the eyes to find them. So, now she once again lifted the mist and found another affair!

Second Brother and Senior Brother grew up together. Since young, the petite Second Brother has been protected by the unruly and ardent Senior Brother. Over time, he fell in love with this big brother who sheltered him from the wind and rain. It’s a pity that Second Brother thinking that they were both men, could only hide this forbidden love silently in his heart. He could only keep following behind Senior brother quietly, never letting go. Thus, he even joined the same sect as Senior Brother.

Unexpectedly, the grown-up Senior Brother was as uninhibited as ever. Loitering everywhere and fickle, he did not notice Second Senior brother who had been standing behind him silently waiting for him to turn around. Instead, he engaged in his drunken stupor and played around. Second Brother was heartbroken, but he didn’t dare to declare his forbidden love to Senior Brother. He could only immerse himself in jealousy and indignation every day and wash his face with tears. Finally, under the dual torment of reason and emotion, he couldn’t think for a while, then simply left the sect to wander Jiang Hu to heal his wounds.

But who knew after a few years, when Second Brother thought that he could be at peace with Senior Brother’s emotional life and return to Senior Brother’s side, he would find that Senior Brother who has always been lingering with flowers would unexpectedly meet the love of his life, that he would even be willing to give up the whole grassland for this little grass. Now Second Brother can no longer hold back his jealousy. If it were before, he could still deceive himself and tell himself that Senior Brother was just playing around with the women outside, and his heart is still with him, but now… Now he can’t keep his body or his heart!

Therefore, the jealous Second Brother… blackened! He walked on the road of no return without hesitation. Since he couldn’t blatantly snatch his Senior Brother back, then he will pretend to rob his Senior Brother’s woman, destroying the relationship between Senior Brother and Cui Er.

Ahhhh, the infatuated brat uke vs. the scumbag seme, the taboo sadomasochism of brothers, this had really made my face bloody. Ohhh, why does this drama have to be so tragic!?

Xia Yuqing held her face that had been smeared with blood, and cried silently. The two people who didn’t know that they had become the sad heroes of Xia Yuqing’s yaoi were in a state where all words were useless.

“Yun Zhongyue, I have endured you for a long time! Right now, you better give in and give up on your thoughts, otherwise, it will be either you dying or me living today!” Su Wuduan’s anger raged into the sky. The sun was starting to become hot.

“…” Senior Brother, if you say such ruthless words, my Second Senior Brother will be sad!

However, Yun Zhongyue calmly shook his chain whip in his hand. He yawned: “Let’s fight then, I’m not afraid of you. I have tolerated you for a long time. Today, old and new hatreds will be settled together!”

“…” Second Senior Brother if you don’t break the silence, you will perish in silence. Finally unable to hold yourself back with Senior brother’s womanizing ways, you were preparing to make a big change, yet Senior Brother has become infatuated with another queen? Junior Sister will absolutely support you. So please go on, hurry up and overwhelm Senior Brother!

“Ohhhh…” The second baby on the side seemed to sense the excitement in Xia Yuqing’s heart and waved her small fists to express her support.

Xia Yuqing’s eyes lit up. She picked up her second baby and sat her on her lap: “As expected of my baby girl, you must know what mother is thinking of, right?” Xia Yuqing, who firmly believed that the second baby could inherit her great ambitions began to persuade her.

Although the second baby was a little confused, she clapped her hands in favor and giggled, which made Xia Yuqing nibble her little face again.

“Sure enough, education should start when they’re a baby. Baby, hurry up and watch this affair with your mother.”

“Ohhh…”

The big baby on the rocking chair looked at the twinkling green light in his mother’s eyes. He rolled his eyes in disdain. His mother has begun pulling his sister to do strange things again. Forget it, he’ll go to sleep for a while, to make up for his lack of sleep. Thinking this way, the big baby’s round body turned over. What the eye doesn’t see, the heart doesn’t grieve over.

As a result, under the excited gaze of Xia Yuqing and the second baby, the two people above the roof, at the same time stepped down and rushed towards each other.

The sharp longsword drew a dazzling light under the sunlight, and cut straight towards Yun Zhongyue.

Xia Yuqing’s expression changed when she saw it. Dang, Senior Brother is too cruel. If this sword lands, even if Second Brother is immortal, he would only have half his life left. It really is a scum attack! It’s fine if he abused Second Brother’s heart, but it is shameful to abuse his body too!

However, Yun Zhong Yue did not panic at the oncoming sword. With a shake of the chain whip in his hand, the long whip was like a water snake traveling through the river. It quickly wrapped around the sharp longsword.

Su Wuduan tried to pull the sword back with a cold face, but Yun Zhongyue saw the decisive opportunity and grabbed his whip tight.

The two of them started a tug of war on the roof. In the end, the brat, Yun Zhongyue knew how to work around this and simply followed the whip in his hand and rushed towards Su Wuduan.

“Puuu…” Xia Yuqing ate too many melon seeds and was drinking a cup of tea with her mouth. She saw this scene and the tea from her mouth just spurted out.

“Niang Niang, are you okay? Is this tea too hot? No, Nu Bi has just tried it, it should be only warm.” Seeing that Xia Yuqing reacted so strongly, Lu Rui hurried forward and asked worriedly.

“It’s okay, it’s not hot.” Xia Yuqing wiped her mouth and asked in confusion: “Did you not see it just now?”

“See what?” Lu Rui looked at Xia Yuqing confusedly.

“…” Xia Yuqing silently moved her gaze back to the two people on the roof. Her Second Senior Brother was too brave just now. He actually dared to throw himself towards Senior Brother, ohhhh, that picture is so beautiful! But this is not the point! The point is that when Second Brother pounced over, the part that his hand stretched towards was…ahhhh, that’s a chest attack, a standard chest attack! If you still dare to say that you don’t have any feelings towards your Senior Brother, even if you kill me, I won’t believe it!

In the end, what Yun Zhongyue practised was more biased towards flexible skills like leaping onto roofs and vaulting over walls. The skill was agile and flexible, but it would not last long in a fight. Therefore, after the plan of using a blitz attack fell through, the brat who had since young been a headache for his elders sensibly chose… escape as the best policy!

Just like this, after a brief confrontation of swords, lights, and shadows, this decisive battle did not develop towards the peak martial arts battle Xia Yuqing expected. Instead, it became a tug of war between the two.

“Yun Zhongyue, are you doing this again!? If you can’t win, you just run, are you still a man? Who kept saying that they wanted to fight with me? What kind of hero would run away with their tail between their legs?”

“Hero? Your words are too serious, Senior Brother, I’m just a little thief. I love to do the things that you can’t do in public, I can’t be compared to the open and upright you! Moreover, Senior Brother, don’t take advantage of this and slander people. The person who wanted to pick a fight was obviously Senior Brother. Junior Brother was just too embarrassed for you, thus reluctantly agreed. If you have the ability, you can catch up with me!”

“…” Second Brother, although you are the uke, your words are too infuriating!

“If you have the ability, don’t run! You stop right there, I promise not to beat you.” Su Wuduan shouted angrily.

“Do you think I would believe you? Senior Brother, I haven’t used that kind of a trick since eight hundred years ago.”

“…”

Just like that, the two of them started chasing each other around the roof of Xiefang Hall.

After an hour…

After two hours…

After three hours…

After four hours…

The people below looked very uninterested, while the people above were completely tired.

“Run, go run. If you have the ability, keep running!” Su Wuduan was panting. He fell on one knee on the roof, and sneered at Yun Zhongyue not far away.

Early on Yun Zhongyue had already sat down on the roof. He smiled in Su Wuduan’s direction: “Hahaha, I won’t run away. Senior Brother, come and hit me, hit me!”

“Yun Zhong Yue, I’ve been upset with you for a long time! Since young, you haven’t followed any good examples. At the age of eight, you wanted to steal the clothes of the big sisters on the street. As a result, you accidentally stole an item from the tigress and was chased by the tigress for several streets. After that, for the next few years, seeing women would make your legs weak, how shameful.” The two physically weakened people have obviously evolved from highly skilled martial arts to personal attacks.

“F*ck, you still have the face to say that to me? When I was seven years old, who ran to lift the skirt of a pretty girl on the street and caused the girl to scream so loud, everyone on the street heard and searched all over for you scumbag?”

“Huh! You dare to count all these past rotten incidents, okay, this Senior Brother, will fight you to the end!”

“You obviously spoke about me first, why are you blaming me at this time? Senior Brother, you are always like this. Every time you are so irresponsible. How can you be able to take care of a girl like this?”

“Don’t bad mouth people. If you say I’m irresponsible, you’re no better!”

Xia Yuqing listened to the two mutually explode on each other, the action of nibbling on melon seeds paused. It turns out that… Second Brother bent because of this, because he was chased by the tigress for several streets. Now when he sees women, his legs would become weak. He basically has a PTSD with women. No wonder you settled for the next best thing and fancied Senior Brother, that repulsive thing! Also Senior Brother, how can you have been p*rverted since you’re been young. Daring to flip a girl’s skirt, this is too much! No, I have to…

“Lu Rui, go in and get me a pen, ink, paper and inkstone.”

“Huh?” Lu Rui was taken aback. She turned around and asked, “What does Niang Niang want to do with a pen, ink, paper and inkstone?”

“Hehe, I want to collect material on the spot.”

Lu Rui became more puzzled: “Collect material?”

“Yes, didn’t you hear that they were both blasting each other’s faults? I want to record all of their conversation.”

Lu Rui couldn’t help but twitch, she said stiffly: “Niang Niang, what are you collecting this for?”

“Of course it is for my latest masterpiece, 《Jiang Hu Secrets: Days and Nights of My Sadistic Love with my Senior Brother》. Xia Yuqing said as a matter of course.

“…”

“Oh, the affairs in this palace is decreasing. It seems that Ben Gong needs to expand her range. Ben Gong is committed to discovering more and more affairs to benefit all mankind. Later on, when this will be printed, if the book can be sold in Jiang Hu, maybe it will make a lot of money, I am really too smart!”

“…” Niang Niang, if the two Gong Zi knew that you were treating them like a cash cow, they would cry!

Just as Lu Rui retrieved the pen, ink, paper and inkstone, the quarrel between the two on the roof was approaching the climax.

“Blast it, you’re still addicted to grabbing my shortcomings? I don’t even want to speak about your messy things. Take the chain whip in your hand as an example. When my father asked you to choose a handy weapon, in the end you chose such a flexible thing. I thought at the time that your appearance was always soft and looked like a girl, but you actually chose a weapon that was for a girl too. As a result…” Su Wuduan’s expression was distorted for a moment, “As a result, we did not know until later that you chose that thing purely because it was flexible and easy to use to steal things! Pity our masters and apprentices had their food stolen for a whole month like this. Not even mentioning how they couldn’t eat their fill every day, you dare lie and say our kitchen incurred rats!”

“…” It turned out that Second Brother’s weapon was used for such a purpose. Using a chain whip to steal things to eat, that’s too awesome! However, stealing things to eat…Stealing things to eat… Second Brother had been in the Xiefang palace for a while, and the food in the Xiefang palace has been disappearing, is it possible that…

With a cry, Xia Yuqing suddenly felt a cold wind blowing from behind her, she couldn’t help shivering from the cold. She turned her head and faced the raging resentment behind her.

“…” Second Brother, ask for your blessings!

“You dare say that I am soft like a woman? Haha, Who was the one who forgot to bring money when visiting a brothel, and ordered several top girls, but when they came, was detained because they couldn’t pay. Unable to get out of the brothel, who finally had to fly a pigeon to send a letter to the nearest me to ask for help in redeeming you from the brothel? Finally, I asked Senior Brother why you didn’t just leave. With your skills, those people were not your opponent at all. As a result, what did you say? The girl from the low-grade brothel looks decent and you wanted to come again in the future. If you just left like this, you wouldn’t be able to talk and joke around with them. Senior brother, tell me what good things could I say about you? Do people like you really have a sincere heart? Please forgive your Junior Brother, but this Junior Brother really doesn’t believe it at all.”

“…” Xia Yuqing keenly felt it, a cold chill spreading from the side. Senior Brother, you also ask for your blessings.

The two brothers were roasting each other when they suddenly felt a suffocating pressure, rushing over. Their intuition for danger made them dodge quickly to avoid the fatal blow.

“Ahem, who is conspiring against this uncle, come out and face this uncle!”

“It’s me.”

“…”