Father, Mother Escaped Again

“!!!” Xia Yuqing was stunned for a moment, then she suddenly reacted. She moved back in shock, but unfortunately… it was too late!

With a puff, Xia Yuqing felt that she had rammed into a soft thing behind her. At the same time she suddenly felt heavy. Lifting her head, she saw someone’s shockingly, handsome face.

“Your Majesty… you are…” Xia Yuqing tossed around twice, trying to struggle her way out while forcing a laugh.

Due to his desire, Feng Tingye’s hoarse voice was a little bit more enticing than usual. Damn it, why did his voice sound so nice. “What do you think, Ai Fei?”

Xia Yuqing cried and sniffed: “Your Majesty, Chen Qie is very tired from travelling, can these kind of exhausting things that may take our lives… be put on the account?”

Will you be harmonious and respectful when you come back? Moreover, Ultra Seme Lord, didn’t you say that there is no need for us to have more children? In an era where there are no contraceptive measures, it is necessary to learn temperance, do you not understand! ! !

“Ai Fei’s words are wrong. If Ai Fei is tired, how can she run off without a trace when she has just returned to the palace? Ai Fei must be very energetic. Now would be a great time to do such things that are beneficial to the body and mind, it will be conducive for sleep.”

Feng Tingye’s faint smile was full of tease. Xia Yuqing was speechless for a while.

Ultra Seme Lord, just directly admit that you were upset due to my freedom and you being caught by the few Da Rens. This must be why you are retaliating. Also, it is the middle of the day, why would someone want to go to sleep? It’s too shameless to do these lewd stuff during the day! Please let me go! ! !

“Umm, Your Majesty, we just came back, so that doesn’t seem the best. And it’s still daytime…”

Feng Tingye smiled brighter and brighter: “Oh, it turns out that Ai Fei is worried that my energy will not last until night. In this case, in order to prove my ability, we must give it a try.”

“…” Ah! ! ! Don’t misinterpret what others say casually! ! ! From now until night time, someone will die, they will surely die. The Ultra Seme Lord is a beast! ! !

Xia Yuqing took a breath of air, and said with a silly smile: “Your Majesty, it isn’t that Chen Qie does not believe in your abilities, but Your Majesty, you promised Chen Qie, that…”

“Oh, speaking of, there is one matter I remembered.” Feng Tingye looked down at Xia Yuqing condescendingly, showing his white teeth.

Xia Yuqing felt a shiver up her spine. She shrank her neck back unconsciously, sensing a bad foreboding: “Wh…what is it?”

“Didn’t Ai Fei tell me last time, if Xiang Er gave birth to a boy, Ai Fei wanted our eldest son and Xiang Er’s little baby to…”

Xia Yuqing’s hair on her head stood up suddenly. Her eyes gleamed at Feng Tingye and nodded, looking forward to what he was going to say: “That’s right, that’s right. Your Majesty’s meaning is?”

Feng Tingye looked at her, his eyes becoming deeper and deeper. A charming smile raised up: “Since Ai Fei entered the palace, when has Zhen been willing to let down Ai Fei and disappoint Ai Fei? “

“!!!” Xia Yuqing was stunned for a moment. She only felt the roses behind Feng Tingye blooming, making the whole world turn into a dreamy state.

The Ultra Seme Lord unexpectedly… agreed to let their son become gay. For the sake of building a good foundation, it’s really… so touching! ! !

Xia Yuqing’s inner person gave a long scream, ignoring the two people’s current posture. She opened her arms, and embraced a certain beast’s neck. Excitedly, she offered him a kiss and said: “Your Majesty, you are too bright and righteous, I will forever be grateful to you. Xiang Er will be grateful to you. In the future, all the men and women in the world will be grateful to you~~~”

Feng Tingye was not surprised at Xia Yuqing’s embrace. Calmly, he reached out his hand to someone’s waist and said with a low smile: “Since Ai Fei is grateful to me, will she offer up her body in exchange and give Zhen another child?”

“Huh?” Xia Yuqing froze. She stared in disbelief at Feng Tingye, “but Your Majesty, did you not say……”

Feng Tingye, having no moral integrity, sighed loudly and said: “That time it was that, and this time is this. At that time, Zhen thought that the prince could follow tradition and inherit the country, so Ai Fei and Zhen didn’t have to worry about the heirs of the Kingdom. But now Ai Fei insists on matching our eldest prince and the unborn baby of Xiang Er’s. How can two men continue the family line for the Ye royal family to ensure that the Ye Kingdom’s inheritance will last forever? Zhen loves Ai Fei deeply and cannot bear to refuse Ai Fei. however, as the king of a country, Zhen cannot rashly make fun of the country’s future inheritance. Under this dilemma, Zhen decided to take this loss and try his best to make Ai Fei conceive another prince. In this way, Ai Fei’s hope will not be lost, and there will still be a heir for my Ye Country. Don’t worry, it is the best of both worlds. What does Ai Fei think?”

“…” It is your head! I knew the Ultra Seme Lord was black bellied, how could he let her get what she wanted so easily. So, he was waiting to trap her! ! ! Ahhhhhhhhh, what loss? You’re not giving birth to the child, you heartless demon!! You are clearly taking advantage of me, you are trying to eat this white and tender tofu! ! !

“Your Majesty, we have to take a long-term view on this matter. Chen Qie suddenly felt that our little prince is too young now. Furthermore, arranged marriages would not respect our children’s wishes at all. This is not right!!! This kind of thing is still best to let happen naturally. So let’s wait for him to grow up before saying anything. Besides, Xiang Er’s child hasn’t even been born yet. We don’t even know whether it is a male or female, it is too early to say this…… this needs to go through careful consideration, yes, careful consideration. ”

“If its like that, as the saying goes, don’t be afraid of ten thousand, but be afraid of that one*. If the time comes that Ai Fei’s wish is really fulfilled and Xiang Er gives birth to a boy and the two children meet and pair up.. Tsk, if we’re going to suffer through pain, it’s better to experience a short one. So let’s plan ahead Ai Fei.”

“…” Short pain your *ss, we can clearly have no pain at all! ! !

Feng Tingye seemed to see Xia Yuqing’s unwillingness. His face changed slightly, his smile from the beginning suddenly turned into a somewhat miserable and weak one: “Is Ai Fei unwilling to give birth for me anymore? You know, I vacated the entire harem for the sake of Ai Fei.”

“…” There was no one at first, so how can you say you vacated it? ! Also, Ultra Seme Lord, you are a domineering, almighty, evil-bellied ultimate boss. Acting cute and pitiful doesn’t suit you okay? You being like this….you being like this… my little heart can’t stand it! ! !

“Nowadays, there is only Ai Fei in the harem. If Ai Fei is unwilling to give birth to children for me, the foundation of Ye Kingdom will not be preserved for a hundred years later. How can I face the ancestors of Ye Kingdom?”

“…” Hey, don’t just tie me up with a bad name, casually, okay, you b**tard! ! ! You’re acting as if me not giving birth for you is the greatest sin, something worthy of death and unforgivable! ! !

“Ai Fei, you can also see that Royal Mother loves children very much. If Royal Mother knows that the little prince will not stay in the country in the future, she will definitely be very sad. But if we have another one, no matter what, Royal Mother, you and I will have someone to count on, then Royal Mother will not be too sad.”

“…” She… she was speechless!

That was how Xia Yuqing was brutally brainwashed by a certain animal. During her final dying struggle, she bit her lip: “That…then…”

“Zhen knows that Ai Fei is highly principled. It’s getting late, let’s hurry up and make a little person.” Feng Tingye was like a beast that had been dormant for a long time, Xia Yuqing was completely overwhelmed with a swish.

It wasn’t until the cool fingertips touched the white rabbit’s skin that the white rabbit suddenly woke up and realized it had fallen into the wolf’s den again.

“Mmm, no…” Where’s my belt? Where’s my underclothes? Where is my favorite little Du Dou*? Ahhhh, you beast, you cheated me again! ! !

* undergarment for chest and abdomen area

Xia Yuqing’s weak protest turned into a moan under the strong suppression of a certain animal. She was completely dragged into the whirlpool of eroticism. Xia Yuqing suddenly had four exclamation marks in her mind.

The first one: Ah this beast, the children are still around!

The second one: Yiii, I haven’t had any food since I came back, the soup that Lu Rui prepared for me!

The third one: Ahhhh, when we came back I was thinking about paying respect to Royal Mother with this beast, but now I will be laughed at by Royal Mother again tomorrow morning!

The fourth: Meow, what about keeping your promises? What about a true ruler never going back on their words? This uncle will no longer believe in the promises of the Ultra Seme Lord! ! !

After thinking these four things, Xia Yuqing pitifully accepted her fate and became a little white rabbit served on a plate for a beast.

The red silk veil was warm. The ambiguous groans continued to leak out of the veil even if they tried to suppress it. Fortunately, the two babies in the cradle on the side slept soundly from beginning to end. Obviously, they regarded this harmonious sound as a lullaby. Who knows whether this was a great fortune or misfortune. Look at the sky~~~

Overworked, of course, Xia Yuqing couldn’t get up the next day. She bit her sheet and watched Feng Tingye leave Xiefang Hall refreshed. Thus, she started to hold second bun and harp on about her father. Finally, big bun who couldn’t watch any longer, let out an earth-shaking cry to rescue his sister from her sea of ​​suffering.

After finally being able to get up, Cui Er couldn’t help but remind: “Niang Niang, you have been back to the palace for a long time now, shouldn’t you go and see Xu Lao? If he knows that you have come back for a few days and still didn’t go visit him… he might cause trouble again.”

When Xia Yuqing heard this, she turned her head and glanced at Cui Er silently: “Sure enough, you are always thinking for your father-in-law!”

“…” This is obviously for your sake, Niang Niang! So, because of Xia Yuqing’s unintentional words, Cui Er’s whole body exuded an aura warning off everyone to not approach her the whole day.

Xia Yuqing obediently took a small flower to Xu Mansion to visit her old naughty master.

“Niang… Niang Niang, why are you here?” As soon as Xu Mansion’s book boy saw Xia Yuqing coming out of the carriage, he immediately threw away the broom in his hand and ran towards Xia Yuqing.

“Ben Gong is here to see Master. Where is Master?” Xia Yuqing smiled at the little book boy and asked in a low voice.

The little book boy smiled and replied: “Master? Master has recently developed a new kind of crossbow arrow and is very excited. He should be practicing at the back with Gong Zi. Niang Niang, if you want to find master, Nu Cai can take you there.”

“Well, okay, I will trouble you then.” Xia Yuqing was a little curious. What good thing did her Master develop? The mechanism bird last time really opened her eyes. If the crossbow arrows were just as fun, she might as well go and join in on the excitement.

The little book boy led Xia Yuqing to a secluded courtyard and then turned and left. Xia Yuqing could vaguely hear a bang bang bang sound inside. They glanced at each other, then walked in. Unexpectedly…

“Be careful, Niang Niang!” Xia Yuqing suddenly felt a strong wind rushing towards her face. Before she could react, from behind came Li Yuan’s exclamation and the sound of a long sword being unsheathed.

Cui Er felt the powerful force spreading towards the sword body. She narrowed her eyes, and channeled her internal force to sweep the arrow back to its original location.

So, just as everyone exclaimed, the arrow flew back along the original track with a whistling sound. It flew directly over the top of the shooter’s head, ripping off the black and white hair on his head….

“…” Everyone stared at the small bald spot on Xu Lao’s head with stunned eyes.

Xia Yuqing was shocked for a moment. She turned to look at Cui Er and said: “Cui Er, you’re finished. You’ve offended your future father-in-law. Such a bad start can easily lead to family disharmony, which will lead to conflicts within the family.”

Cui Er couldn’t help but twitch. She sighed, “Niang Niang, can you stop putting me and that degenerate together all the time? ”

” Oh, wife, you can’t say that. In any case, your dear handsome, suave, romantic husband, loved by all is able to cause flowers to bloom, commonly referred to as a Yi shu li hua ya hai tang*…… “

* ridiculing someone older with younger wife

“Yi shu li hua ya hai tang, the chrysanthemums will bloom*?” Xia Yuqing’s eyes lit up suddenly, “Senior brother, I never knew you turned out to be… a fellow on the same side.”

* slang term means butt; usually used when talking within bl context

“…” Su Wuduan looked at Xia Yuqing’s shiny eyes. He felt that this so-called “comrade on the same side” was by no means the “comrade on the same side” as he understood it.

“Wife…” Ignoring Xia Yuqing’s gaze, Su Wuduan turned his head to look at Cui Er pitifully, but in exchange he received Cui Er’s straight fist and a low growl: “You scum, go die!”

Xia Yuqing watched Su Wuduan who had fallen to the ground in front of her. She moved silently, and stepped on him a few times, then moved back unscrupulously as if nothing happened. Humph, who told you to ignore me, you deserve it!

“…” Niang Niang, can you be more childish?

Xu Lao reached out and touched the empty space on top of his head, then he touched the crossbow arrow in his hand. He raised his head to look at Xia Yuqing, and said excitedly: “Little apprentice, when did you come back? Take a look, Xu Ge just created a crossbow. You just witnessed my great new invention just now.”

“…. Xu Ge, I nearly lost my life witnessing your great new invention. I still feel some lingering trauma in my heart.” Xia Yuqing was sad about Xu Lao who was only infatuated with his invention.

Xu Lao was startled. Quite embarrassed, he said: “That earlier was Masters’ mistake. I did not expect little apprentice to come in at that moment and almost hurt little apprentice. Little apprentice are you hurt?”

Xia Yuqing knew when to stop and stepped forward and grabbed Xu Lao’s hand. She smiled: “It’s okay, I know that Xu Ge didn’t mean it. Xu Ge, your crossbow arrow looks so cool, can you tell me how to use it?”

Xu Lao seeing his disciples’ interest in his new invention, raised his energy level to 100% and began to explain his crossbow.

The big red crossbow arrow in Xu Lao’s hand was made of an unusually strong cedar. It can withstand a certain amount of strength. There were two grooves on the bow body, which can shoot two arrows. Moreover, it was a lot more powerful than ordinary bows and could go further in terms of distance. It seemed to be similar to the powerful crossbow of later generations.

“In other words, as long as you put the arrow in these two grooves and aim at the front, you can hit the target accurately and easily without doing the typical aiming required of a bow and arrow. You also don’t need to waste as much strength as a normal bow and arrow to accurately shoot your target.”

“Yes, that’s it. If such a crossbow arrow is used on the battlefield, not only will the efficiency of killing the enemy increase, but the physical issues of soldiers can also be resolved.” Xu Lao touched his gray moustache, triumphantly.

Xia Yuqing’s eyes changed, and she lightly laughed: “Xu Ge, that sounds amazing! This disciple can not wait to personally try the power of this bolt, and feel the brilliance of master’s work.”

Being flattered, Xu Lao generously replied back: “What’s the problem with that? As long as my little apprentice wants it, master will gift you the very first crossbow to go back to play with. Just remember not to casually give this thing to others and let people peep into the secrets.”

“Really! Xu Ge, you are so kind.” Xia Yuqing did not hesitate to send a good person card to the generous Xu Lao.

Xu Lao was generous, but some people were unhappy: “Father, you can’t do this. You just clearly said that you wanted to give me the first crossbow, how could you change your mind in a flash? How can you give this thing to Junior Sister? Am I really your son?”

“What are you talking about, brat? If your mother hears this, you will be stripped of your skin!” Xu Lao opened his eyes wide and stared fiercely at Su Wuduan, “It’s just a small crossbow. There’ll be another one when I make it again. Fighting with your Junior Sister, you really aren’t a gentleman.”

“…” Su Wuduan suddenly felt an arrow to his knee. His heart broke into pieces and fell to the ground. He was cruelly hurt by his father, thus he sensibly chose to embrace his wife. “Wife…”

Cui Er calmly flipped her wrist and reached for her unsheathed long sword and pointed the sword towards him at a distance of one meter. Su Wuduan was unable to advance or retreat.

“Daughter-in-law, you are here too! You swept back the arrow just now, your martial arts is really good. Unlike this stinky boy, he only knows how to cheat and deceive. He kept it from me for so long, really… Moreover behind his mother and my back, he has been going out womanizing and trampling on flowers and ruining other girls…. Alas, my family is unfortunate, my family is truly unfortunate. How come Xu Lao’s family has such an inconsistent evil creature? Despicable!”

“…” Old man, is it really okay to slander your son in front of your future daughter-in-law? Are you not afraid that your daughter-in-law will not want your son anymore? Ahhhhhhh, why did i have such a father? I must not be yours, I must not be! ! !

Su Wuduan felt his father dug a hole for himself. So, he mourned the image of himself lost forever in Cui Er’s heart, without knowing that the tragedy had come to him silently.

“Xu Ge, do I just put this arrow in here and then pull this bow?” Xia Yuqing touched the groove on the crossbow arrow and asked.

“En, you can put two arrows at once, then both arrows will be fired.” When Xu Lao heard Xia Yuqing’s question, he diligently took two feather arrows from the side and handed them to Xia Yuqing.

“…” Looking at this scene silently, Su Wuduan suddenly felt a little pain in a certain part behind him for some reason. After thinking about it, he couldn’t help moving to the place where Xia Yuqing was, so they were side by side. He remembered during the hunting day Feng Tingye had said it personally. His junior sister was not the most skilled at archery, so he should be fine as long as he stood next to junior sister.

How can he be so intelligent? Su Wuduan was proud of himself. Then, he bowed his head down and started thinking about how to save his beautiful image in the heart of his future wife.

Xia Yuqing happily took the feather arrow handed by Xu Lao, put it in the groove, pulled the bowstring to the back, and then touched the mechanism above the bow.

“Ahhhhhh, what is the little button on this side? Whatever, let’s press it first, and then…”