Chapter 360 - 169: Lying on the Kang Together

Chapter 360: Chapter 169: Lying on the Kang Together

He was the very definition of walking testosterone.

The two girls didn’t speak, but they both had the same thought: ’This bratty little brother of ours got even more perfect over the New Year.’

Their faces flushed. After all, seeing his physique inevitably brought some... intimate things to mind.

"Stop showing off and put your shirt on," Liu Jinyu said, grabbing a T-shirt and tossing it to him. "Then come over and blow-dry our hair."

The two sisters climbed onto the bed, clutching the collars of their nightgowns. Su Ran felt a bit dejected. ’They’re still covering up in front of me? What haven’t I seen already? But I guess a girl’s gotta have her sense of decorum.’

The two sisters sat side by side, pulling skincare products from their little purses and applying them. Behind them, Su Ran held up the blow-dryer, channeling his inner Teacher Tony as he got to work on their hair.

The warm air from the dryer wafted over their camisoles. From his bird’s-eye view, the scenery was magnificent—a mountain range from one angle, a solitary peak from another, a spectacular landscape no matter where he looked. It was a double-dose of fan service.

"Come here." Liu Jinyu turned, kneeling on the bed with her long, fair legs tucked under her lace-trimmed nightgown. She picked up a facial mask and carefully placed it on Su Ran’s face. "The Loess Plateau is arid. You need to keep your face moisturized, or it’ll be completely dry when you get back. Boys need to take care of their skin too, you know?"

She leaned in, gently patting the mask to make it adhere better to his skin.

"Sigh. I’m a rough-and-tumble guy. If you two keep this up, you’re going to turn me into a pretty boy one of these days."

"What’s wrong with being a pretty boy? We could be sisters then."

"No way."

The very busy Su Ran worked like a machine behind the two sisters, alternating between them as he dried their hair.

"I think I could open my own hair salon at this point. You’ve trained me well enough."

Su Ran grumbled as he worked on Xiao Wanqing’s hair.

"You don’t want to blow-dry your dear sisters’ hair?"

"Sigh. Your hair is so long. It takes over ten minutes for one of you, so that’s half an hour for both."

"Heh heh... Thanks for working so hard to blow-dry for us. We’ll return the favor later."

"For real?"

...

The smiles vanished from the two women’s faces.

"You brat, Su Ran! Are you even human? Intentionally trying to corrupt your sisters!"

WHAP! WHAP!

They each stretched out a long leg and kicked him in the face from either side.

Su Ran didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. He couldn’t tell if this was bliss or torture.

Su Ran rubbed his face. "You’re girls. Can you not resort to violence over every little thing?"

"Then will you stop saying things like that to tease your sisters?"

The two sisters sat on either side of him, grilling him.

Su Ran looked at them. Their slightly damp hair cascaded down their backs like waterfalls. They each wore a simple camisole, and their faces, still dewy from the masks, were unspeakably beautiful—especially their sexy lips.

’What a waste not to bite them.’

"I won’t, I won’t. I wouldn’t dare mess with you. You’re my sisters, and I’m just your little brother. I can’t afford to get on your bad side." Su Ran shook his head. He had no choice but to surrender; he really didn’t want them pinning him down and beating him up again.

’These women are infuriating,’ he fumed internally. ’They’re too much. Every single one of them wants to walk all over me. It’s absolute chaos!’

Xiao Wanqing crossed her arms and fired the first shot. "Alright, I’ll ask you. Do you like Liu Jinyu, or do you like me?"

"I like my sister, Liu Jinyu," Su Ran said, deliberately trying to stir the pot. He scooted behind Liu Jinyu and wrapped his arms around her slim waist. Liu Jinyu didn’t get excited; she just chuckled. She knew Su Ran better than anyone. ’He’s just a little brat looking for a handout.’ She knew he always tried to treat them both equally, but tonight, he was clearly tipping the scales in her favor. And as the saying goes, where there’s smoke, there’s fire—he had to have a hidden agenda.

His words now were for one reason and one reason only: to pledge his loyalty in exchange for the right to use the ’Large Particles Ribbed’ edition.

Liu Jinyu almost fell for it. ’This despicable brat...’

’He’s too good at playing games.’

’He never uses these tricks on outsiders, only on his sisters.’

"Heh..." Liu Jinyu laughed. "Oh, Su Ran, Su Ran. You’re so shameless. Don’t think I don’t know what you’re up to. I don’t want you. Go on, get over to your Sister Wanqing."

Liu Jinyu pushed Su Ran away, using her feet to repeatedly shove him toward Xiao Wanqing.

"I don’t want him either! His heart has already strayed. What’s the point? Get lost, you stinky man."

Xiao Wanqing kicked Su Ran back.

Liu Jinyu kicked him back again.

And so, two pairs of long legs pushed the ’utility man’ Su Ran back and forth, each pretending to be ’disgusted’ with him.

"Stop! Stop kicking! I said stop! Didn’t you hear me?!" he roared.

Su Ran, feigning a great rage, slammed a pillow onto the bed. He whipped his head around to glare at them. "You wanna keep staring?"

"So what if I do?"

"Still staring? Fine! I’m going to teach you two a lesson and show you what a real man is!"

Hearing this only made the two women more brazen. "You dare threaten us? We’ll show you who’s boss!" they shouted, pouncing on Su Ran and pinning him down.

They proceeded to torment him.

There were no limits when girls went wild. They really didn’t treat Su Ran like a ’man’ in the traditional sense; they just loved to play and fool around with him. And Su Ran, for his part, had come to love this way of life.

They roughhoused for a while, only stopping when Liu Jinyu’s leg suddenly cramped up.

Su Ran really wanted to curse at her. ’Serves you right! You got a cramp just from beating someone up!’

"Let me see." Su Ran sat up and took hold of her small foot. "Just bear with it for a second. It’ll be over soon."

"Mm-hmm." Liu Jinyu nodded, propping herself up on her hands and watching as Su Ran held her long leg. "Uh, little brother? It’s my right foot that’s cramped, not my left."

PFFFT!

Xiao Wanqing spat out a mouthful of water. She clutched her stomach, cackling with laughter as she slapped Su Ran a couple of times. "You’re such an idiot! You can’t even tell left from right and you’re already trying to give a massage? Get out of the way, I’ll help her."