Epic Of Caterpillar

Chapter 1326 Insolent Weapon!

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The Spear suddenly… the spear suddenly spoke.

And it had a manly and arrogant voice, like an old demon king talking down to me as if I were really some lowly being.

What is this?

”Did it just spoke?” I asked.

Andromeda was about to answer me, but the weapon did.

”Of course I spoke, you utterly mindless woman! I can speak! I am a talking weapon! I am what they call an Ego! How can’t you realize? This is what we are.” Said the Ego.

”Okay but stop talking me like that!” I roared back.

”Make me!” he roared.

”What? You dare talk back to me? I own you.” I said.

”You don’t own shit if I say so!” he roared back.

”Uwawaawah! Please stop fighting! Kireina-sama, don’t fight with the Ego, it is supposed to be your ally!” said Andromeda.

”But he’s offending me! Ugh, fine… I will let it slide.” I said.

”Coward!” he said.

”Okay then…” I said.

I grabbed the spear and began to use my intent to pressure it, all while using my bare hands to hit it, each attack made the Ego cry in pain.

CLASH! CLASH! CLASH!

”Ouch! Stop! Agh! Ouch! No! Don’t hit me! How can you hit me if I am so precious?!”

CLAASH!

”GYYYAAAH…! S-Stop! Have mercy!”

I looked at it once more, a sadistic smile showed up. Somehow, it can’t really fight back against me, so I have to just suppress his annoying personality.

”Only if you behave like an obedient little weapon and do as your mistress say!” I said.

”Ugh…! You can’t just do that!” he cried.

”I can! I can even break you to pieces, don’t worry, you can actually regenerate back in a few hours!” I laughed.

”Y-You’re really a monster! I am the Demon King! How can you talk to me like this…?!” he asked.

”Demon King?” I asked.

”I… I don’t really remember much…” he said.

”Andromeda what is this? This guy was someone else before?” I asked.

”Eh?! I-I don’t know! I just made the Ego with the divine points…” said Andromeda.

”I just created you, stop pretending you’re somebody else…” I said.

”I-I used to be somebody else until… Erm… Huh. I really don’t remember anything…” he said.

”Hahh… What a pain. Just obey me from now on.” I said.

”No!” he said angrily.

”Okay then… you forced me! Don’t cry later!” I laughed.

He looked at me with his single red-colored eye, the spear began to tremble in fear as it started to scream in horror.

”Gyyyyaaaaahh! Stop! Stop! Uuaaggh…!”

CLASH!

”No! Stop!”

CRASH!

”You utter lunatic! I cracked! There is a crack there!”

CLAASH!

”Gyyyaaaah! I left a few pieces in the ground! You plan to break your own weapon?!”

”Yes!”

”Nooooo! You’re crazy! You’re bat shit crazy! Help! Help meee! Have mercy! Please!”

CRASH!

CRASH!

BOOM!

”Uuuuuaaaaaaaggggh…!”

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After a long while, everything calmed down.

Black ended with cracks all over his body, but they were already regenerating, in a few hours, he should be back to normal.

But he seemed way different now, especially on his own personality.

He had changed.

”So? You’re not going to rebel or talk back to me again, right, dear Black?” I asked.

”I-I won’t, boss!” he said.

After giving Black a good beating, he became submissive and obedient. I don’t know how long this will last him, but for now he seemed to be too fearful to fight back.

He had realized he couldn’t fight back against me, and really didn’t wanted to see himself being cracked into pieces, so he gave up his pride and made me stop before I did something bad to him.

”So you’re okay with things as they are, right? I expect you to not fight back anymore.” I said.

”I won’t…” he sighed.

”Really?” I asked.

”I told you that I won’t! You stu- stu… stupendous boss!” he said.

”Hmmm… Good.” I said.

”SIGH…”

Black seemed stressed, but this was the way to do it, I wasn’t going to go around with a weapon that annoyed me all the time. Although I am sure that nature will resurface sooner or later eventually, he seems like those relentless types of guys that won’t give up so easily no matter how hard you try to shut them up.

Having my spear talk back to me is really something new to me, but I will have to bear with it for now. The Wyvern Overlord could be considered something like an Ego Weapon I guess, but he doesn’t have such capabilities, and now he’s more like another god than a weapon by itself.

But talking about the Ego thing… it is a very unique mechanic. I had not seen it before, and it must be made by myself completely… well, not me, but the System I created by stealing the data from the original system.

But where do these things originate from? Do they come from another universe? Or are they completely new creations?

Hm…

Well, anyways…

Now that I am left with this annoying guy, I will begin calling him Black, I guess.

”So, Black, want to see your two new siblings be born?” I asked.

”Ugh… Are you going to hit them like you did to me?!” he asked.

”I don’t know, maybe if they don’t act disrespectfully, I won’t.” I said.

”Hahaha… Kireina-sama, you’ve grown a bit scary…” said Andromeda.

”Sorry… I am a bit scary sometimes…” I sighed.

”W-Well, I hope Black learns his lesson, okay? Don’t provoke Kireina-sama, she’s your master, you can’t just talk back to her like that, you little and evil Ego!” said Andromeda.

”I will talk back to anyone I want however I want…” he said angrily.

”Oh yeah?” I asked with a teasing smirk.

”E-Except you, boss! Of course not you!” he said.

”Oh, alright…” I said.

Now, it was time to finally create a new Ego- no, more like name it and fuse it to my second Spear, the Spear of Void, Ginnungagap! I held one of the spherical orbs, another empty Ego, and began to think about a name.

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