Chapter 179: Punishing My Horny System?

I woke up to the warm, heavy sensation of three gorgeous women pinning my upper body to the mattress. A wonderful sensation, which I was sure many would envy me for. Who didn’t want to wake up with beautiful ladies in their army?

Bonus points, they loved him a lot too.

Yoona was curled against my left side, her vibrant crimson hair draped messily across my collarbone. Yerin was sprawled straight over my midsection, her leg hooked lazily across my thighs while her face was buried in my shirt. Val had her arms wrapped securely around my right shoulder, her head resting on my chest as she breathed softly and peacefully.

’I might get addicted to this.’

All three were sleeping like rocks. After the wild, unpredictable games with the vibrators and the marathon sessions that had stretched into the early morning hours, their energy reserves were thoroughly depleted.

’It was goddamn hot though. Never realised anal could be so much better.’

I carefully eased my way out from under them, replacing my arms and legs with plush pillows so I wouldn’t disturb their sleep. It was pretty easy to do.

Walking into the master bathroom, I washed my face, brushed my teeth, and took a quick shower. Once I was dry, I pulled on my new Avalon Academy uniform, the crisp white collared shirt, fitted black trousers, and tailored blazer.

[Damn! You look hot, Boss!]

’Thanks.’

Stepping into the kitchen, I pulled out fresh eggs, bacon, and bread from the refrigerator. I whipped up a large breakfast spread, eating my own portion at the marble counter while covering the rest with warm, enchanted serving domes for the girls. The girls loved my food, and I loved feeding them. It was an small task, but I loved it.

[Of course, you love feeding them, hehe~]

’Kill yourself.’

[...is that an order?]

I rolled my eyes. ’Obviously no. Even if you become the most annoying person in this world, I’ll still keep you as my friend.’

[I’m flattered.]

Val would probably give me a stern earful later about stepping out of the house alone without my bodyguard, but after everything we had done last night, letting her rest was far more important.

I stepped out the front door into the crisp morning air, turning the deadbolt behind me, and began strolling down the quiet stone avenue toward the library floor.

[Ehehe~ Good morning, Host!] Paige’s voice erupted inside my head again, practically vibrating with chaotic, unhinged excitement. [Oh man! Last night was an absolute masterclass! The triple combo! The public vibrator game! The roleplay! The raw endurance! I was taking notes the entire time!]

I rolled my eyes, keeping my hands in my pockets as I walked beneath the shade of the luminous trees lining the road.

’Paige, you were gooning in my subconscious for six straight hours,’ I replied dryly. ’If I ever visited your internal system space, it would probably look like that scene from Ted where he opens the computer and yells that there’s so much porn.’

[Fufufu~ Don’t knock it until you try it, Seth!] Paige giggled, entirely shameless. [I’ll have you know I recorded the entire evening from optimal cinematic angles in maximum high-definition resolution! If you ever want a private rewatch session, just say the word!]

I shook my head, letting out an amused sigh. ’I really can’t understand what goes on inside your mind sometimes.’

Wanting to change the subject before she offered me a popcorn-and-movie package, I brought up another matter. ’Anyway... how is the situation with Hades going?’

[Pfttt!] Paige let out a burst of giggles that echoed through my neural pathways. [Oh, Host! Do you want to see it with your own eyes?]

I paused for a split second, my brow furrowing. ’Wait... is it something disgusting? Because if the Greek God of Death is currently sitting on a toilet with explosive diarrhea, I definitely don’t want a front-row view of that.’

Paige giggled even harder, her virtual interface practically vibrating with laughter. [AHAHA! Oh, it is such a funny sight! You have no idea! I’ll take you there right now!]

A slow, twisted smile spread across my face as I narrowed my eyes. ’You know, Paige... you’re getting a little too wild today. I think you need some permanent discipline. Maybe I should just lock your form down and make you my pet?’

[Ooh~ Yes, daddy!] Paige moaned in a breathy, overly dramatic tone inside my head. [Punish your naughty system~]

’As a marmot,’ I added casually.

DEAD SILENCE.

The sarcastic moaning cut off all of a sudden.

[WHAT?! NO!!] Paige screamed in high-pitched terror, her voice echoing in my mind like a panic siren. [NOT THE MARMOT!! ANYTHING BUT THAT SQUISHY LITTLE RODENT AGAIN!! BOSS, I WAS JOKING!! I’M SORRY!! I PROMISE I’LL BE GOOD!! PLEASE DON’T TURN ME INTO A CHUBBY MARMOT!!]

I threw my head back, letting out a burst of laughter that echoed down the quiet street. ’That’s what I thought. Know your place, you horny system.’

[Tsk! Cruel Host...] Paige whimpered dramatically, though her tone quickly bounced back to normal. [Submitting formal apology...]

’Alright, jokes aside,’ I chuckled, resuming my walk. ’Is Hades’ situation actually that bad or disgusting?’

[Nah, it’s not disgusting,] Paige replied cheerfully. [It’s just genuinely hilarious. But trust me, explaining it doesn’t do it justice. It’s way funnier if you witness it yourself.]

My curiosity was instantly piqued. I stopped walking, looking around the residential pathway. The street was deserted, with no other students or staff in sight under the morning sun.

’Fine,’ I said. ’Take me to the Greek Pantheon’s Underworld.’

[Do you want to teleport there directly through a spatial rift, or do you want to travel there manually?] Paige asked.

I thought about it for a second. ’Manually sounds fun. I want to see how inter-realm travel works when you’re moving through space.’

[Manual travel protocol engaged!] Paige hummed happily. [I will use my authority to let us travel through the cosmos!]