Chapter 305 - Who Are You?!
Under the glowing glow of a thousand gem, Lyon finally could see her entire figure as a whole. Her long hair was silky smooth and reflected the shimmer of jade as she tied it up into a high ponytail. Her silver pupils were cold vertical almost the same as her furrowed eyebrows that looked like a sword. She had a cute little nose that was as red as a cherry just like her blushing cheeks. Her thick red lips were fuming with anger as Lyon noticed a hint of thin hairline right above it.
She was wearing a swordsman robe with a sash around her waist. The getup was optimizing movement rather than defense, just like any swordsman would desire. However, Lyon was dismayed by the fact that such clothing hides what's vital to him.
"Hmm," Lyon rubbed his chin. He even forgot that the woman in front of him could straight up kill him if she wanted to, however, once a certain degree of shamelessness has been reached, things like this do happen (probably).
Though the woman in front of him was exuding killing intent all that was in his mind was (Hmmm, they are big, aren't they? I mean, they usually appeared small under the robe but once you open them, bang! Himalayas!).
"What... Are... You... Doing?!" shouted the woman.
Lyon raised one of his eyebrows as he noticed something. Her hands were trembling and he could tell that she was struggling to maintain eye contact. He smirked before he crossed his arms and stood straight. His bare naked was bare to her heart. His sharp eyes looked at them.
A challenge, this was a challenge. A battle of wits that the dragon woman couldn't help but sweat profusely. She was fighting her beastly instinct against Lyon's overbearing mating potential.
She furrowed her eyebrows as her nose started to pull up and Lyon started to squinted his eyes. Both were blinking at the same time but the former let out a hint of her tiny right fang.
"Why are you naked?!"
Lyon didn't answer but instead tightened his muscle to incite the burning instinct inside her blood. Her breath finally became heavy as she started to use her mouth instead of her nose. She gulped before she pointed her sword against his chin. Lyon could feel a prick before a tiny blood flow ran along the blade, dropping on the ground with a drip.
She sneakily darted her glance down before moving back up in the blink of an eye, but sadly Lyon never blinked.
"Ah you saw!" said Lyon as he covered his groin.
"N-No I did not!" stomped the woman.
"Oh my god, you saw it!" shouted Lyon dramatically. He even put up fake glistening tears crossed his eyes. He wailed against the boulder like a victim that had been harassed. He would have won best actor if it was not for the stupid reason why he did that.
"Stop playing the victim here! I did not see it!" stomped the woman once more.
"Oh my god how am I going to get married, I'm being defiled! I have sinned! Oh, may the gods have mercy on me," wailed Lyon in tears.
The woman's eyebrows twitched seeing his antics. She pulled his shoulder before turning him around, "Stop playing the victim!"
"I am the victim!"
"I did not see it!"
"Oh yeah? Look!" shouted Lyon as he pointed his fingers against his groin to which the woman instinctively follow through.
"Ah, you saw it again!" shouted Lyon as he flicked her nose up with the same finger he used to point at his groin.
The woman gritted her teeth as she buried deep her fingers into her palm whilst Lyon kept on his shameless act, "You must take responsibility here, there is no way I can get married now, wuwuwu."
Silvery platinum Mana started to condense on both of her hands before the very sword was infused with it. Her breath was panting as she closed her eyes, trying to quell the fuming anger within.
"Err... lady?" muttered Lyon as he could hear her panting. (D-Did I go too far?). He tried to reach out her shoulder before the latter opened her dragonic eyes. Her jaded iris and silvery pupils were both beautiful and menacing at the same time.
(O-Oh shit I went too far!).
Lyon immediately pulled both of his hands against his chest and showed her his shaking palm, "W-wait calm down woman... lady... wuwu?"
"Silver Dragon Art!"
"Oh shit!" exclaimed Lyon as he was pressed against the boulder with a gulp. (Fuck my space is limited!).
"Maya Thrust!"
Lyon's eyes opened wide at the incoming speed of the sword that was basked in mana was already centimeters away from the spot between his eyebrows. He gritted his teeth before his eyes turned golden.
*ding
The resounding noise of the blade was heard before a destructive force destroyed the boulder and everything behind it. The water inside the natural ponds was pushed away before the entire half of the cave was reduced to debris.
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"What was that?!" asked Tuey worriedly before the two grandpas looked at where Lyon had gone too.
Both of them smiled before they said, "They are probably,"
"Drunk."
"Having sex."
Tuey's lips twitched at the two outcomes of what they were saying. (Are they seriously older brother's grandfathers? Did they raise him? Ouwh, he could be a good-looking cold guy but sadly he has the wrong person to be raised from) thought Tuey as she could only lament the fact.
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Lyon could hear the thumping noise of his heart before taking a glance at the destruction behind him by using four of his tails to get a better view. He gulped as he could see the other side of the shore from where he stood and even then, the sea was split into two for a good while before it fused once more.
"Damn lady, you didn't hold back at all did you," muttered Lyon as he scratched his forehead like a monkey he was.
Her panting breath didn't subside though.
"Heh, if I was a little taller, I would be a goner there hahaha," said Lyon in his pathetic attempt to calm her down. He gulped as he noticed her stiff shoulders.
"Y-you knows what, f-forget about that 'being responsible' thing, hehe," muttered Lyon as he thought (Goddamn it! Those erotic light novels lied to me!).
The dragon lady suddenly opened her wings right under his eyes. It was a slivery beautiful thing and he could see his own reflection on it.
"Wow, that's beautiful... but I'm going to die if I stay here so... I will see you again when my level is adequate... adios mademoiselle!" said Lyon before he jumped over the pond.
His eyes immediately opened wide as he could feel something was grabbing his tail. "Oi, that's harassment."
The dragon lady swung his tail before brutally slammed his figure against the pond. Water splashed as high as the sun.
Lyon immediately got up to catch some air before shaking the water out of his body. With his tails wet he looked at the woman with wings above. (Isn't she kinda deadlier than before?) thought Lyon.
He smirked, "Looks like I need to play with her a little bit."
*splash
Lyon jumped out of the pond before standing against her. Both of them were floating together, the female was under the cover of half the cave while the male was under the blessing of the shimmering sun. One was a dragon the other was a monkey. One was a swordswoman one was a naked lunatic man.
She put her sword against him, "How are you a dragon yet a monkey at the same time?"
"I'm also a human remember?" said Lyon before he reverted back to his human form.
"Feast the blood of your enemies, Scarlet!"
The dragon lady raised her eyebrows before she saw a scarlet red sword was summoned by Lyon. Just by the aura of the blade alone, she knew her sword was of a much lower grade than him.
"I guess, you now have a bit of understanding whose side I'm on right?" smirked Lyon as he readied her stance.
"Who exactly are you?" said the dragon lady as she too readied her stance.
Lyon shook his head with a smile, "You already knew my name and my penis, but I didn't even know your name."
There was a streak of red running across from her cheek to the other the moment she heard the genitalia word for a male. (T-this guy! Doesn't he have any shame at all?!).
"The Nightwatcher or whatever his name was called you princess, so I'm assuming you are one?"
"That's a cursed title I wanted to get rid of."
"Hmm, looks like the old famous tale is true huh."
The dragon woman stood silent, neither denying nor admitting. She shook her head before her eyes opened wide as she looked at Lyon's consciousness nilled. Scarlet fell to the pond before its master followed. (Fuck... Immortal Magic is really taxing....) his figure drowned after a hard splash.