Elite Doting Marriage: Crafty Husband, Aloof Cute Wife

Xuxu asked, “So where are we going?”

“Let’s go back and sleep.” Yan Rusheng placed his hands behind his head and propped both legs on the coffee table.

Lu Yinan had his hands in his pockets as he casually strolled in. He threw Yan Rusheng a disdainful look and quipped, “The truth is, you don’t want to be with us.”

“You’re absolutely right.” Yan Rusheng glanced at Lu Yinan before continuing. “You better know what you should do and stop that hooligan from following us.”

Lu Yinan bent to sit next to Yan Rusheng as he maintained a disdainful expression. “Yan Rusheng, you have known Wen Xuxu for over twenty years—ever since you were in your split pants. Haven’t you had enough of it?”

They were stuck together every day, wasn’t it boring to see each other every day?

Yan Rusheng glanced at him and sneered coldly. “I don’t wear split pants when I was four. You should refer to yourself.”

Wen Xuxu and he met when they were four years old. How could he still be wearing split pants?

Lu Yinan burst into laughter as he recalled something.

His sudden outburst bewildered everyone.

Lu Yinan could barely catch his breath. “Regarding this topic on split pants, I have to mention Ming Ansheng. His grandmother still made him wear split pants when he was five.”

“Pfft!”

Yan Rusheng still had vivid memories of their childhood, and he cracked up as well.

Xuxu was feeling curious and she tugged Yan Rusheng’s arm. “Ah Sheng, why don’t I remember any of this?”

They were in the same kindergarten and they see each other every day. She didn’t remember seeing Ming Ansheng wearing split pants.

“He wore it at home.” Lu Yinan was still laughing as he tried to compose himself. “In his grandmother’s village, all the children wear split pants until they are almost five. So Ming Ansheng also wore split pants until he was five.”

This was one topic that Ming Ansheng had forbidden them to mention. He would lash out at anyone who dared to laugh at him.

Xuxu saw how gleeful Yan Rusheng and Lu Yinan were and they had amused her. She began to laugh as well.

She caught an accidental glimpse of Su Yue who sat at the corner.

Su Yue bent her head as she bit her lip. Xuxu realized that her cheeks were flushed, and she asked, “Yueyue, what’s wrong?”

“I feel like laughing.” Su Yue raised her head and glanced at Xuxu.

Lu Yinan grinned and quipped, “Then just laugh. Why are you suppressing yourself? Silly girl.”

Su Yue couldn’t contain her laughter anymore. She exploded as she pressed her tummy.

She collapsed on the sofa and rolled around.

Uncle Ming was still wearing split pants when he was five. That was really hilarious.

And the most amusing thing was that Uncle Ming was inside the wardrobe. She was trying to visualize his expression.

Xuxu thought of something and she threw a glance at Su Yue. Her smile faded as she said rather solemnly, “Ming Ansheng is the most reliable and dependable guy among all of you.”

Lu Yinan disagreed, ” Tch. He was just 17 years old when he slept with a girl. At least I waited until I was 20 years old.”

There was a long pause.

Xuxu’s face turned red and naturally, she was unwilling to extend this conversation.

Yan Rusheng suddenly stretched his hand and wound it around Xuxu’s waist. He kissed her cheek and proclaimed proudly, “Wife, do you know how noble and decent I am? A man like me is getting extinct soon.”