132: Naughty, Knotty (18+)

“Hello, Hazel.”

The wooden body staring back up at Eris seemed to shudder with the gift of its new name. Naturally, Eris and Addison had been inclined to include a bit of hazel wood in the actual crafting process, to ensure that the name they chose was at least somewhat accurate. Therefore, the woven, wicker, hazel-wood veil affixed on a swivelling fixture to the top of the head was able to easily cover whichever face wasn’t being presented at the time. That allowed it to stay relatively flexible but have enough rigidity to stay in place and allow the head underneath to swivel freely should the construct wish. The veil on the others was simply made out of leather.

The eyes were carved to be big and round and seemed to be staring up at Eris, but she didn’t know if that was actually how Hazel saw the world. After all, neither Dolly or Jewel currently had eyes and they definitely knew when Eris was naked. If anything, the eyes were most likely cosmetic additions only, for the purpose of Eris and others to perceive the creations as more humanoid. Just like the small nose and the smiling mouth. Of course, there were lines of crystallized white sunk in with the grain of the wood, painted across the ‘happy’ face. The same went for the shapely chest topped with little wooden nipples and even dripping down towards the stomach marked only by antlers and permanent cum stains.

The hand was dainty and small, as befitting a distinctly feminine wooden body that was just a tad under five feet tall, but Eris could tell that the fingers wrapped around her cock held no small measure of strength. The rigidity of the iron wood underneath the plush softness of specially-treated leather made for a lovely sensation on her nethers.

“Hazel, can you understand me?”

First, the head bobbed to perform a nod. Then, the neck swivelled and the happy face displayed towards Eris turned to one that was very similar, except the smile was replaced by wooden teeth biting down on a bottom lip. It was almost unsettling. How was it possible that Addison could carve eyes into wood, yet have those eyes convey such a distinct feeling of arousal. Then, of course, the hand on Eris’s length started gently stroking. From behind Eris, Dzhemehal purred.

“Intriguing. Even when they are first produced, they have a measure of intelligence. It knew to nod in response to your question, and it knew that there was a designated face to show a lustful expression.”

Then, the woman paused. “Eris, would you mind if I perform a couple of tests?”

Eris, who was getting her cock stroked by an animated puppet, raised an eyebrow. “Uhh, what kind of tests?”

“Very simple and un-intrusive ones. You said the name was Hazel, yes?”

Eris nodded. Dzhemehal cleared her throat.

“Hazel, please nod if you can understand me.”

The wooden woman did not turn her face to look at Dzhemehal, keeping it fixed firmly on Eris. However, the head did give a single nod.

“Hazel, show on your free hand what two plus two equals.”

Four fingers raised. Then, that hand swung inwards to reach under Eris’s pelvis, making the redhead jump a bit when soft, leathery fingertips prodded at the entrance to her sweet slit.

“Actually, Hazel, I was hoping you could leave that hand free. I’d like to see if you’re literate and can write.”

As Eris expected, Hazel completely ignored Dzhemehal’s request to pull her hand free- instead opting to do the opposite. Padded wooden digits slid into Eris’s snatch up to the third knuckle, all in one firm push that left Eris shuddering with her cock throbbing.

“Oooohhh… oh myyy…”

For a moment, Eris could almost swear that Hazel winked at her, which wouldn’t have been possible since there weren’t functioning eyelids. Nevertheless, the feeling of mischievous intent was present and foreboding. In retrospect, that should have been the first warning. The second should have been the fingers retreating from Eris’s pussy and sliding along skin to rest on her hips. The third should have been the same thing with Hazel’s other hand, releasing Eris’s cock and coming to a stop on Eris’s other hip.

The next moment, Eris was airborne.

Dzhemehal yelped.

Metal clattered as Charlotte sprung into action.

Eris thudded into softness with an ‘oomph’ passing her lips as wood cracked into the stone floor. Pushing herself up onto her elbows, she could glance back and see that she had been thrown across the room entirely- at least fifteen feet through the air to land roughly on the bed in the corner. Meanwhile, Hazel was now facedown on the floor, limbs splayed with Charlotte kneeling on top of the wooden woman and a shield pressed into the back of the torso.

Charlotte suddenly seemed much less confident when the head and the veil both spun all the way around to flash the sultry lip-bite in the Knight’s direction, then all four limbs bent in the wrong direction to grab at the warrior. Not in a hostile manner, though. Charlotte’s new armor Eris had made for her wasn’t a full-bodied set like Jaxie or Alex’s, but rather a simple breastplate, bracers and greaves for a more casual set that still gave Charlotte all the Artificer buffs she needed. Even then, they were buckled tight and secure, making it genuinely shocking how quickly and easily Hazel’s hands and feet bent backwards to slide underneath fabric, leather and metal alike. Judging by the rapid change of Charlotte’s face, the Knight very obviously wasn’t expecting leather-bound fingers to start groping her breasts or wooden toes to slide in her underwear.

Then, just because the puppet-like body could, it seemed that Hazel decided she should. The segmented torso swung upwards in Charlotte’s confusion, swivelling around the limb joints in an inhuman manner that was borderline horrific. However, it allowed the assistant to turn herself upside-down and press a rubber pussy directly into Charlotte’s face.

“Okay!” Eris sprung up out of the bed, hands held in front of her. “Everyone stop! That includes you, Hazel!”

The construct froze. 

“Charlotte, Hazel, let each other go.”

The construct slowly lowered, but since Hazel was twisted around, bent upside-down and backwards, it looked a bit more like a spider getting ready to pounce. Once the rubber pussy was finished blocking Charlotte’s face, Eris could see that the Knight’s cheeks were bright red- to the point that even her ears were turning a shade.

“Hazel, were you throwing me on the bed because you wanted to fuck right now?”

Part of Eris regretted addressing the construct, since the head turned a hundred and eighty degrees in an extremely creepy manner before flashing the lip-bite face and giving an upside-down nod since she was still poised like a spider.

Eris turned her attention to the Knight.

“Okay, she wasn’t attacking me, just very, very horny. It’s fine, we’re fine. Thank you anyway, but we’re okay.”

“Err- uhh… I’m… I’m gonna- yeah…” Charlotte awkwardly turned away and stepped closer to the wall. Eris then turned back to the disjointed wooden figure.

“Can you… not do that? It’s really, really creepy. Maybe just stand normally?”

Hazel unfurled like a flag, joints rotating in ways they shouldn’t yet somehow keeping perfect balance while standing up. It still made Eris wince.

“Okay- new rule. Please don’t throw me across a room. I know that you were trying to get me on the bed, but it made Charlotte think you were attacking me. We are going to be gentle, okay? Promise me you can be gentle, Hazel.”

The face rotated, almost making Eris laugh when an intricately-carved expression with downturned eyes and pouting lips was pointed at her. Then, Hazel nodded slowly.

Of course, Hazel then made a crude gesture with both hands, where one finger was inserted into a hole formed by thumb and forefinger. 

“Yeah, I get it, I get it,” Eris sighed. “Now, my skill calls you an assistant. Are you able to assist with my crafting at all?”

There was no nod, or even a shake of the head. Instead, the finger-fucking gesture got more insistent and Hazel took a step closer to Eris. The redhead sighed.

“If I have sex with you, are you going to answer my questions?”

The face whipped around to the lip-biting aroused one so fast that Eris didn’t even see it spin. What she did see, however, was the head nodding excitedly. Hazel was even bouncing on the soles of her feet- wood clacking against the stone floor.

“Alright, c’mere- oomph!”

Eris was cut off by a wooden body sprinting at her so fast she couldn’t properly track it. Despite that, the tackle knocking her back onto the bed was shockingly gentle. So were the hands that interlaced their fingers together, even though they were pinning Eris’s hands beside her head. An experimental flex made Eris’s chest shudder. Hazel was strong. Like… strong-strong. Eris couldn’t budge those hands a single millimeter, much less an inch. The same went for her legs, which had been pushed apart to show off the proud, stiff pillar of dick standing up between them. Hazel didn’t even tilt her head down to look at it while partially standing up on Eris’s shins. The lower body just seemed to twist, tilt, and align naturally. Eris’s eyes widened with a sudden thought. 

Hazel was not a real woman, and she had a rubber pussy.

“Wait- we need the lube- aaaauuunnnghh…”

Eris’s plea was cut off with a groan when Hazel dropped. No slowness. No foreplay. No preamble or hesitation. In the blink of an eye, every monstrous inch of dick was missing from view and a rubber labia was grinding into Eris’s pelvis.

Thankfully, the first thing that Eris noticed was that the skin of her dick did not, in fact, rip off from the friction of dry rubber.

The second thing she noticed was that the rubber clamping down around her length wasn’t actually dry. At least, not in the traditional sense.

It wasn’t wet- that was a certainty. There wasn’t any kind of lubrication that had been poured inside, and there wasn’t any fluid that was squelching out to drip around where they were sealed. Despite that, the inner walls weren’t dragging as Hazel lifted herself up many, many inches. They were sliding to reveal a cock that was just as bone-dry as it had been previously. Only after Hazel slammed herself down a second time was Eris able to get a proper feeling.

It was the gliding sensation of a snatch that was dripping wet- either with juices or Eris’s own cum, but without the actual moisture. All the effects of whatever amount of lubrication was needed and yet not a single drop.

Eris wasn’t quite sure where that was coming from, though. The rubber vagina certainly didn’t have any enchantments like that on it. Could it be the Pleasure bonuses? Possibly. Though, that might have changed when Eris actually affixed it to the body. But there hadn’t been an enchantment like that on the body itself. Wait- could it have been from animating it? Probably not- Dolly and Jewel’s Inspects had remained exactly the same after being animated, barring one specific addition.

Assistant - Hazel

Durability: 100%

Magic Power: 12,393

A very well-crafted body, designed to be inhabited by a new kind of life. Imbued with the essence of Lust. Created by Eris Kadell and Addison Zatz Made from oak wood, hazel wood, steel, leather, beeswax and linseed oil. 

Provides a Moderate boost to Craftsmanship. (4)

Additional effect: Orgasmic Reconstruction

Assistant - Hazel will absorb all humanoid ejaculatory fluid it comes into contact with, restoring 1% of its maximum Durability for every milliliter of fluid absorbed.

Additional effect: Inflammable

This item can still be burned or damaged by flames, but it cannot catch on fire.

Animated: Autoerotic Assistant

Assistant - Hazel has been given limited animation and sentience in unwavering service of Eris Kadell.

Once again, Eris praised the other skill she got at level seven alongside Minor Boon.

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When finishing a craft, you may choose any number of stat modifications or enchantments the item would have and remove them completely. The power of the removed effects is divided and added to all remaining effects on the item.

If nothing else, it made it so that Eris could make an item and not have to worry about trying to figure out close to thirty stat modifications and making sure all of them were useful on every single item. She could stick with just the ones she wanted, then get rid of all the freebies from Exhibition Efficiency or Masterwork. It not only made the important ones stronger, but also made it so that Eris didn’t have to look at an item with a paragraph of random crap. Neat, tidy, AND effective.

But right now, it just let Eris see that nothing legibly changed about the effects of Hazel’s body. That meant either a couple stacks of Pleasure made lube unnecessary, or giving a sex-toy sentience with a lustful ritual made the pussy magically accommodating. Either way, Eris wasn’t complaining as Hazel rose for a third time to slam herself back down.

Wood slapped against Eris’s thighs and the rubber tunnel was tight around the thick shaft. Obviously, Hazel was able to control every part of her constructed body freely, since even those interior walls were rippling and moving- actively swallowing like it were a throat and Hazel was gulping down Eris’s meat. Eris could only shudder in response, fingers tightening around Hazel’s hands still pinning her own and letting out a loud moan. In truth, Eris expected to be the one fucking the sentient sex-toy. Instead, it was the opposite. SHE was the one getting fucked, able to do nothing more than groan and twitch in the bed as a wooden dominator claimed every millimeter of her cock with precision and speed, pinning down her limbs in the process.

On the fifth bounce from the wooden lover, Eris’s toes were curling. By the ninth, Eris was biting the inside of her cheek. Fifteen had her eyelids fluttering while she gasped towards a lustful wooden face staring back down at her. Nineteen? Well, by nineteen, she couldn’t hold on anymore.

The main reason Eris chose to specifically recreate the cum version of Mending she accidentally put on the Warden when changing it to kill Pravala instead of regular Mending was because of two simple factors. One; the regular version required the item to not be in use for it to mend. How that would function when the item itself was brought to sentience was questionable. If it was always counted as being in use, then that version would be useless, therefore needing a different version of repairs. 

Reason number two? It would help with very, very tedious cleanup when Eris finished inside the puppet.

Like she was doing now.

Eris grunted, hips bucking up into Hazel’s wooden bottom as rubber lips ground down into her pelvis. Thankfully, Hazel stopped her bouncing when the first thick splatter of cum rushed out to paint over a squishy tunnel. She opted to rock her hips back and forth instead, though the inner walls continued their own independent and intelligent movement. Every single spurt of seed ejecting from the tip of Eris’s cock into the core of the assistant was accompanied by the tunnel rolling in a muscular wave upwards like someone trying to wring the last drop from a tube of toothpaste. Not only that, all of it was vibrating to give a tingling buzz through Eris’s cock, which felt beyond strange as she was releasing more and more and more cum into the rubber tunnel.

Even though the milking waves that Hazel was directing her insides through was carrying away the cum before it could pool around Eris’s cock, Eris also knew that it would be seeping into the rubber and diffusing through the construct itself to try and mend any damage it could have sustained- even if it was undamaged. That just meant that Eris could groan, moan, shudder and shake while what felt like a liter of spunk was pumped into depths that could take whatever Eris gave. 

While the final twitching throbs rolled through Eris’s pelvis, Hazel started to rise- slower than she had been bouncing, but still insistent. It let Eris see every millimeter of her cock was clean and dry- not the teeniest speck of cum clinging to her shaft. Quite the difference compared to when Eris would pull out of anyone else after a creampie, leaving a cummy mess that oozed and dripped erotically. Even when her tip finally popped free, there wasn’t the slightest hint of any fluid coming back out from Hazel’s lower lips.

Honestly, Eris was a little disappointed. Creampies were great, but getting to watch it ooze back out was almost as good. Though, that also meant she’d have to make a Cleansing Stone dildo or something to fuck Hazel with in order to make sure the construct was clean on the inside any time Eris pumped it full of cum.

Eris’s internal debate on whether an auto-cleaning feature on a sex-construct was worth it or not was interrupted by Hazel moving back down. This time though, the wooden woman wasn’t sitting down on Eris’s cock. The rubber pussy landed just a few inches above that and slid backwards until the monster member was sticking up between Hazel’s thighs. The wooden body then pressed downwards into Eris’s, laying on top of the short girl (who was still a few inches taller than the under-five-foot assistant).

Feet moved off of their pin on Eris’s shins and leather-padded fingers unclenched Eris’s hands to instead move downwards and tuck underneath the redhead to hold against her back. Lastly, a lustful face spun around to show the plain, smiling one, then the head nuzzled down into Eris’s shoulder.

In a matter of moments, Eris now had a wooden, sentient sex toy cuddling on top of her and hugging her close. She blinked.

“Uhh… good girl?”

Hazel’s hug grew tighter.