Douluo Dalu: The Goddesses Know My Secrets

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Lin Qingmo just transmigrated into the Douluo Continent — and accidentally dragged his entire online fan group along with him!

Excited for a chill new life, he figured he'd share his “thrilling adventures” with the group chat... maybe even copy some homework along the way. Easy mode, right?

Except there's one small problem: every single group member turns out to be a legendary figure from Douluo Continent itself.

【Ice and Snow Maiden】 → the Snow Empress.

【Pope Herself】 → Bibi Dong.

【Evil Soul Master Saintess】 → Ma Xiaotao.

And Lin Qingmo? He's been casually roasting all of them in the chat this whole time — with zero idea who he's actually talking to.

Now the real deals are logging in, and they are not happy:

Ma Xiaotao: “Me? Saintess of the Evil Soul Master Cult? Excuse me?”

Bibi Dong: “Heh. Crazy, cold-blooded, and ruthless — me? Interesting.”

Gu Yuena: “I'd fall for a human and betray my soul beast kind? Impossible.”

Qian Renxue: “Call me love-struck one more time. I dare you. Angelic Holy Sword incoming.”

Hu Liena: “I'm not an ingrate — I'm a little fox.”

Goddess of Life: “Betray my lover? Never. Absolutely never.”

One roast at a time, Lin Qingmo has managed to embarrass himself in front of literally every powerful figure on the continent — and there's no taking it back now.

Lin Qingmo: “...”

Lin Qingmo: “Guys. Brothers. Is there any way to fix this?”