Diary of Guarding Monster Girls

Chapter 1310 - 596: It Really Wasn’t Me! (First Update)

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Chapter 1310: Chapter 596: It Really Wasn’t Me! (First Update)

["Misunderstanding!"]

After mumbling uncertainly for a while, Miss Harmonious God started yelling loudly in Herbert’s mind.

["Misunderstanding! It’s all a misunderstanding!"]

["There must be some misunderstanding here!"]

Nenasha protested her innocence, sincerely explaining:

["Although this operation style is very much like mine, and I do have the ability to achieve this, it appeared in my Divine Kingdom’s wreckage... but it really wasn’t me!"]

["Really not me!"]

["...Probably! Although I don’t remember the specific situation, I feel it wasn’t me!"]

Even though I am highly suspicious, it doesn’t prove this matter is related to me, right?

Right, right?

Nenasha shouted for most of the day, and in the end, even she became a bit unsure.

Don’t say it.

Putting together these clues, not only would others be suspicious, even She herself felt unsure.

["Hey, could it really be me?"]

Herbert listened to She’s self-doubt for a long time and couldn’t help but laugh, intentionally fueling the fire by asking, "Really? Since it wasn’t you who did it, why did you... ahem."

If it wasn’t you who bumped it, why hold it?.JPG

He coughed twice, taking on the serious demeanor of a judge, and asked solemnly, "Well, Miss Nenasha, I’ve heard your explanation, and it seems somewhat reasonable, but I still can’t completely rule out your suspicion."

"In the end, do you have anything else to say to me?"

["Final words?"]

Nenasha also seemed silent, pausing for a moment before sighing: ["If I must say one last sentence, then I just want to say..."]

She seemed to summon all emotions, and after constant contemplation, emotionally stated her final confession.

She said:

["Loved."]

Listen, She admitted it.

Each word bleeding, every sentence heartbreaking, reflecting the remorse and longing of a criminal captured and imprisoned... Huh?

Wait, what did She just say?

Loved?

"Hmm?"

Herbert raised his eyebrows, finally reacting to what She said, and displeasedly said, "Hey! No, why are you plagiarizing my lines?"

Charging you copyright fees!

On ordinary days, even though Herbert’s personality was lively, he actually tried to suppress saying things related to his past life in public, appearing as a genuine local.

But in his heart, he never restrained his complaint, often chatting with Nenasha about various old and worn jokes from his past life.

After all, Miss Harmonious God surprisingly had a high acceptance of these things, not only not disliking them but rather liking to learn and apply them actively.

After all, Nenasha has been sealed for a long time, completely unaware of actual developments in the external world, only regarding it as outdated knowledge of her own, considering herself a relic of the past, not suspecting otherwise.

The benefit is, there’s no risk of exposure, and Herbert can rely on these things that only he can comprehend to maintain his recognition of his past self.

This is like a kind of psychological anchor, constantly reminding oneself not merely to be the "Godslayer Herbert" in others’ eyes.

Benefits said enough.

Then, the downside?

Well, the downside isn’t really significant, just... cultivating a super joke brat who can be described as the "Internet Historical Trash Joke Collector."

Nenasha not only can draw parallels and analogies but also would quote scriptures, using some local anecdotes for re-creation, and then output them back to Herbert.

Really speaking, this downside doesn’t matter much, having no impact on others, at most bothering Herbert himself.

Always makes Herbert feel a sense of redemption in having intensely debated with the "Intelligent People" robots.

Herbert finds joy in his pain.

On one hand, Herbert’s self-perception was greatly anchored.

On the other hand... Nenasha’s operation sometimes truly made one furious.

Damn Harmonious God!

Just now, like now, after Herbert got annoyed, Nenasha gleefully laughed out loud.

["Hmm hmm~"]

Miss Harmonious God dismissed her previous fearful and aggrieved attitude, hummed triumphantly, almost putting her hands on her hips in front of Herbert and giving a three-level "Ha↑Ha↑Ha↑" laugh.

["Who cares~ anyway, you told me before, so now it’s mine!"]

Miss Harmonious God filled with fear for bearing the responsibility of world extinction. (×)

Nenasha’s acting skills exploded. (√)

In the world, there always exists a group of na?ve people harboring unrealistic fantasies about the moral bottom line of the Divine.

The disaster of world extinction in the memory of the Flesh Robots has a harsh impact? Is it a grave crime?

Stop joking.

Nenasha simply does not care.

Don’t say Nenasha is sure this matter has nothing to do with her, even if it indeed was She who did it, so what?

I’m an Evil God (self-proclaimed), can’t do extinction stuff?

Moreover, regardless, even if the suspicion of this matter is shifted to a Good God, it shouldn’t be surprising.

Good Gods wouldn’t extinguish the world?

Na?ve.

Nenasha always insists, when it comes to ruthless extinction, occupying the moral high ground, Good Gods are indeed experts in this field.

Of course, they would use another gentle way of saying, find some excuses like "punishing sinners."

I destroy you, not because I want to, but to provide punishment to sinners.

Nenasha repeatedly explains to Herbert this matter doesn’t concern her simply because She truly feels She didn’t do this thing.

It was done by Him, He admits it.

If it wasn’t done by Him, why would He admit it?

After laughing triumphantly for a while, Nenasha snorted and said: "You know me, if I really did it, no one would be alive to call for help."

"At least, I certainly wouldn’t let it stay in my Divine Kingdom as evidence for others to find."

Herbert curled his lips and nodded, "That really is the case, this indeed isn’t your style."

"Right!"

"Hmm."

If Nenasha really were to make a move, it’s impossible there would be any survivors.

Moreover, Herbert never suspected Nenasha from the beginning.

Although Miss Harmonious God isn’t much related to the Good God, Herbert has never thought Nenasha is the "Evil God" she claims to be.

She isn’t kind enough, but not evil enough either.

So, Herbert always considered her some kind of "Harmonious God" with unclear self-recognition.

A little fool who doesn’t have much comprehension of who she is.

To live so "naively," she must truly be very powerful.

After all, not just anyone can qualify to be an enemy of the Sun Goddess.

Not to mention, Nenasha hasn’t been completely purified by that brutal Sun... Can others do it?

"However, even if it wasn’t you, there must be a real culprit."

"Hmm, but with just the current clues, it’s impossible to determine the identity of the other party."

Nenasha thought for a moment and explained, "That control over the power of flesh appears irresistible, but that’s just from a mortal’s perspective."

"If other divine beings deliberately disguise themselves, they can also imitate that appearance, easily deceiving the eyes of mortals."

Mortals are ignorant.

In the face of divine great power, their senses unconsciously deceive them.

Especially since mortals in that world have embarked on a path contrary to the divine, they simply cannot comprehend Their existence.

The "truth" they see may not be the truth.

Partial words can only be used as a reference, not as an unchangeable fact.

"Hmm."

Herbert lowered his gaze to look at the robot, nodded slightly, and said softly, "I’m not in a rush, not in a hurry to uncover this truth."

"Anyway, this mechanical robot is already in our hands. Whatever secrets it holds with its flesh corruption will be uncovered sooner or later."

Svanni was clearly very interested in that steam civilization, and her usually cold face changed expression, showing a rare intense curiosity.

She was very curious.

Curious about that destroyed civilization, about the symbiosis of flesh and machinery, and incredibly curious about that apocalypse.

Especially interested in that divine power seemingly similar to "Sinful Desire."

With her as a master of flesh actively researching, Herbert didn’t need to worry further and just waited for the results she’d share.

"Moreover, it’s it that wants to convey the message to me, not me begging it to tell me the truth."

"If that message really can’t be delivered, the anxious one should be it, not me."

Herbert squinted his eyes, staring at the seemingly completely stalled robot, suddenly laughed, and said softly to himself, "This matter is like intimate contact, can’t rush, also needn’t rush."

"Oh?"

Seeing the implication in Herbert’s words, Nenasha knew he had another "profound statement," so she asked in a supportive manner, "What do you mean by that?"

"Of course, whoever’s uncomfortable is the one who’s urgent."

Herbert chuckled lightly and then seriously said, "When it really can’t be tolerated anymore, someone will make the move on their own."

"Ah???"

Miss Harmonious God was greatly shocked, then quickly reacted, immediately saying, "Okay, I’ve learned!"

You spoke well, but now, it’s mine!

...

...

Star Realm.

Crack.

A subtle sound broke the long-standing dead silence of this space, and soon after, dozens more followed.

Crack crack crack... crack!

The space shattered like a mirror, and the next moment, an extremely ragged figure quickly emerged from the space rift.

"Cough! Finally got out... cough!"

If Herbert were here, he’d be quite surprised to find that this miserable-looking guy was actually an old acquaintance.

The exiled Grand Mage of the Witch Association, Spirit Summoner Finn.

In a disheveled state, Finn’s expression was gloomy, his aura falling far from his peak, merely recovering to the level just above Epic.

From the front, he just looked a bit messy.

But from behind, his secret was revealed.

This once image-conscious Grand Mage had a large portion of his back covered in charred wounds as if he had been thrown into a fire and savagely roasted.

Looked like he had his butt scorched.

With furrowed brows, feeling a lingering fear, he glanced at the slowly healing space rift behind him.

"Too careless, didn’t expect those primitive fools to have a secret technique capable of unleashing Epic Power... hmm?"

He complained, suddenly sensing something, he turned his head abruptly and his pupils instantly enlarged, freezing in place.

"What is this!!?"

Behind him, a gigantic planet covered in scarlet flesh silently existed in the darkness.

Like an enormous eyeball, quietly watching him.

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