Novel Full Chapter 2201 - 2205: Baby
Chapter 2201: Chapter 2205: Baby
“Fake goods?” Ye Xingli asked, “What’s fake goods?”
“I know, I know,” Xiao Shumiao raised his hand to answer eagerly, “Fake goods are counterfeit goods.”
“Counterfeit goods?” Ye Xingli waved his hand, “No way, no way, how can I wear counterfeit goods? Even street stall goods won’t do. I’m afraid the quality is not up to standard, and I’ll get a rash if I wear them.”
He tugged at his T-shirt, “Although these clothes are a bit cheap, and the quality can’t compare to my previous clothes, at least they are pure cotton, barely passable. I absolutely won’t wear counterfeit or street stall goods!”
“Brother Li, are you planning to pull some stunt again?” Ye Xingbei asked him, “You have so many clothes you won’t wear; why did you think of buying such common brands?”
Ye Xingli said, “I’m planning to disguise myself as an average guy, to live a regular person’s life.”
Ye Xingbei: “…Brother Li, I think you misunderstand regular people, regular people aren’t necessarily just average guys.”
“Really?” Ye Xingli tugged at his clothes, “Do I look like a regular person now?”
Gu Junzhu glanced at him, “Do you even need to disguise? Who do you think you are? Aren’t you just an ordinary person?”
“…” Ye Xingli said meekly, “Aren’t I a wealthy person?”
“Haha,” Gu Junzhu let out a couple of light laughs, glancing at him, “Depends on who you compare with.”
Ye Xingli: “…”
That’s true!
Compared to Fifth Lord of Gu, he was just an ordinary person.
Ye Xingli was deflated.
“Brother Li, don’t mind him,” Ye Xingbei glared at Gu Junzhu and asked Ye Xingli, “So why exactly are you pretending to be a regular person, Brother Li?”
Ye Xingli immediately beamed with joy, “Because my parents are pressuring me to get married. Our brother doesn’t want to get married, so he told me that as long as I find a girlfriend, get married, and have kids quickly, he’ll give me a three-year vacation! During these three years, I can do whatever I want, and I won’t have to manage anything related to the company!”
Ye Xingli extended three fingers and excitedly gestured to Ye Xingbei, “Three years! Three years of vacation! Beibei, you know I dislike working, but I’ve been forced to work under our brother’s whip. Just thinking about it, as long as I date someone, then get married and have kids, I could have three years without work—I can’t wait to find someone right now!”
Ye Xingbei: “…But what’s that got to do with you pretending to be a regular person?”
“Don’t even mention it!” Ye Xingli waved his hand, annoyed, “A few days ago, I went on a blind date with a girl. Just after one meal, she was hinting around, asking how the family inheritance of Ye Family will be divided in the future, how much Brother Lan would get, and how much I would get—damn her ancestors!”
Gu Junzhu: “Ahem…”
“Uh…” Ye Xingli quickly glanced at Xiao Shumiao and made an apologetic gesture towards Gu Junzhu, “Sorry! Slip of the tongue!”
“It’s fine, little uncle,” Xiao Shumiao blinked his shiny big eyes and said crisply, “Cursing her ancestors is not really an insult. You can’t rely on her ancestors anyway. I think it’s just an interjection for venting emotions.”
Ye Xingli: “…”
Can you not repeat it, okay, sweetheart?
It’s not like you don’t know, I can’t mess with your dad!
Ye Xingli swiftly changed the topic, “Beibei, where was I just now?”
Ye Xingbei said, “You were just talking about your blind date asking how the Ye Family’s assets will be divided in the future, and how much you and Brother Lan each would get.”