Chapter 1196: Tea Appraisal Master

Chapter 1196: Chapter 1196: Tea Appraisal Master

Li Xiaoyun raised another question from the depths of her soul: "Weren’t you drunk?"

Zhao Dingli confidently and firmly said, "I’m not drunk."

Li Xiaoyun: "..."

But you’re still drunk.

At this hour, there are indeed quite a few night owls in the group chat.

Or we should say, everyone is here.

All were triggered by the voice message that Zhao Dingli sent.

Han Zhuofeng: "Wow, sounds like it’s Brother Qianzi?"

Nan Jingheng: "It must be Brother Qianzi for sure, no one else could call him so miserably."

Wei Wucai: "Wei Zhikai is online, feeling humble and loved."

Han Zhuoli: "Uncle Zhao, are you hiding under Wei Zhikai’s table to record this?"

Zhao Dingli is indeed drunk; the words on the virtual keyboard of his phone appear double.

He’s used to the full keyboard layout; if it were changed to a nine-grid, he wouldn’t manage it.

So, he simply sent a voice message: "I just called Zhikai to pass on some experience about meeting his future father-in-law and mother-in-law, but he didn’t want to listen."

"And who would have known, as he spoke those words, his family’s Mr. Wei and Mrs. Wei heard it," Zhao Dingli continued, "But who would think he is still at their old house now."

"After they heard what he said, could he avoid a beating?" Zhao Dingli said, "But I couldn’t have imagined my luck would be so good, to run into such drama."

Zhao Gushen: "..."

Zhao Guoxian: "Fourth Uncle, although it’s the truth, it’s inappropriate to say it out loud. Poor Brother Qianzi."

Zhao Dingli: "But doesn’t it make you happy when you hear it?"

Zhao Guoxian: "...Happy, I even forwarded it to my parents to listen."

Zhao Dingli said: "Your words give me the idea to forward it to our family’s Mrs. Zhao; she would love to hear it."

Zhao Guoxian: "Leave it to me!"

Then, Zhao Guoxian went silent, clearly off to forward it to Mr. Wei and Mrs. Wei to listen.

Sure enough, before long, the Zhao family group chat chimed with a notification.

Zhao Dingli briefly switched over to check.

Indeed, it was Zhao Guoxian’s doing.

Zhao Dingli returned to the Group of 64, continuing: "Today I can say I have a triple celebration, right?"

The eldest in the group, Yan Huaian, jumped in without hesitation: "What’s that? Triple celebration? Did you get the certificate?"

Old men act quickly.

Surely those with procrastination issues are speedy at the final moment.

Zhao Dingli: "...No, but my future father-in-law and mother-in-law are very certain about me, and agreed for me and Xiao Yun to get engaged first."

Zhao Dingli: "My future in-laws are very understanding, and of course, it might be because this would-be son-in-law is just too satisfying for them. So Xiao Yun and I just started dating, I’ve been there counting only my second time, the first as a boyfriend, and they agreed for me and Xiao Yun to get engaged. Clearly, they have sharp eyes, excellent vision, they met me twice and knew at once that I’m someone they can rely on.

Li Xiaoyun looked at the group with an indescribable expression, listening to Zhao Dingli boasting.

Since Zhao Dingli was right there, she didn’t need to open the voice messages to listen.

She could hear Zhao Dingli’s words at once.

But because Zhao Dingli was next to her, she could directly see the live scene, more visually.

Usually, Zhao Dingli isn’t this boastful.

Now Li Xiaoyun confirmed that Zhao Dingli was genuinely drunk.

Just drunk in a not so typical way, quite different from others.

Yan Huaian: "Whoa, already engaged, congratulations indeed."

The others also congratulated.

Like Yan Huaian, they all automatically ignored Zhao Dingli’s bragging.

Hey!

As if nobody has experienced it before.

Everyone’s routine should be the same.

All are routines where the in-laws agree.

It’s not that they voluntarily wanted to.

Once decided, who would willingly have their precious daughter marry so soon?

Yan Huaian: "But that’s only one celebration, what about the other two?"

Zhao Dingli: "My future in-laws liking me is also a celebration."

Everyone: "..."

Alright, you have the seniority, just went through a breakup, you say what goes.

Wei Zilin: "Then what’s the third celebration?"

Zhao Dingli: "Of course, it’s hearing Wei Zhikai online being humble."

Qi Chenglin: "That’s too heartless."

No one knows how Wei Zhiqian escaped completely unharmed from Mr. Wei’s and Mrs. Wei’s hands.

He finally showed up in the group.

Who knew his first words were: "What Wei Zhikai! If you keep calling me that, I might even forget my real name!"

Qi Chengzhi: "When grandma fixed your name with fortune-telling, she should have changed the ’Qian’ too, ’Sincerity moves mountains’, flows naturally."

Wei Zhiqian: "Get lost, ahhhhhh!"

Han Zhuofeng: "Brother Qianzi, you’re so irritable tonight, what’s up?"

Wei Zhiqian: "Don’t pretend! You all heard the voice message! You ask why? Can’t you tell, Han Zhuofeng, what a green tea you are! What’s up, don’t you know?"

Wei Zhiqian’s words made Li Xiaoyun laugh out loud.

Nan Jingheng: "Tsk tsk, Brother Qianzi has a point. Always thought Zhuofeng was a dumb sweetheart, didn’t expect a green tea underneath. You’re pretending to be a dumb sweetheart?"

Wei Zhiqian saw the target shift to Han Zhuofeng, he immediately added: "Ha! Naive! Could a dumb sweetheart successfully woo Xie Jiling by age 18? He’s an advanced green tea! You all got fooled, only I, the master tea discerner, can see through it at first glance!"

Wei Zhiqian: "Why am I still single? Because my eyes are too sharp. For green tea, I see right through it instantly."

Wei Zhiqian: "Anyway, till now, among the single women I’ve met, not including everyone in the group, every single one is tea-like."

Li Xiaoyun: "..."

"Where in the world did he meet them, how did he only run into tea-types?" Li Xiaoyun asked, puzzled.

Zhao Dingli, understanding Wei Zhiqian well, said: "With those eyes, can he discern tea? He sure misjudged. Mislabeling the normal ones as tea-like, that’s why he’s still single."

"..." Li Xiaoyun puzzledly asked, "Was he emotionally hurt?"

Otherwise, why so cautious.

Wei Zhiqian’s attitude was like, better safe than sorry.

Like this, unwilling to try, each one counted, he thinks they’re tea, it’s no surprise he’s still single.

"He wasn’t hurt; he hasn’t had any emotional experiences." Zhao Dingli said, "It’s just him as a person..."