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2236 I’ll be giving your family some new members

The black Scarlet Heaven Sword said, “This little fellow knows a lot of things.”

The black-skinned Soft Feather nodded and said, “He’s a professional, after all.”

She then took off the earphones of the injured cultivator’s ears.

It appeared that Dharma King Creation had already stopped singing.

Since the earphones had been worn by the injured cultivator the entire time, the black-skinned Soft Feather did not know when the song came to an end.

As soon as the earphones were taken off, the injured cultivator revealed a look of relief, his eyelids twitching happily. He finally could not hold on any longer and truly passed out.

The black Scarlet Heaven Sword suggested, “I feel like these earphones can be further enhanced. They might come in handy again sometime in the future.”

The black-skinned Soft Feather: “…”

“Is it not a bit too cruel to be using Fellow Daoist Creation to torture people every time?” Senior White recalled the scene in his mind, feeling the actions that had transpired to be rather cruel.

The black Scarlet Heaven Sword let out a cute laugh and explained, “I was doing it for Shuhang’s sake. Last time, Netherworld White Two told Shuhang that it was best for him to fight head-on and force his opponent to compete with him in terms of spiritual energy. Shuhang has a great advantage when competing with those in the same realm as him.”

Senior White and the black-skinned Soft Feather nodded when they heard its words; Pavilion Master Chu’s strand of hair seemed to agree as well.

While in the same realm, if he forced others to compete with him in terms of spiritual energy, with his eight nascent souls and ì fat whale golden core, together with all the other cheats that he had, he could easily overwhelm any opponent.

The black Scarlet Heaven Sword continued, “Just think about it. If he does manage to force his enemy into a competition of spiritual energy, it would be the perfect opportunity to suddenly bring out these earphones and stuff them into his enemy’s ears. Once they’re on, they could then play the singing of Dharma King Creation in a loop. Does that not sound perfect for him?”

When the black Scarlet Heaven Sword voiced out its explanation, a vivid scene emerged in everyone’s mind.

It was an explanation that one could almost ‘see’.

“Cultivation deviation,” said Senior White.

“Rampaging spiritual energy,” added Pavilion Master Chu.

“Song, so so stupid,” said Fairy Creation.

The black-skinned Soft Feather nodded and said, “What Fairy Creation said is very reasonable.”

Forcing people into a competition of spiritual energy while making them listen to Dharma King Creation’s singing would destroy the enemy both physically and mentally.

“I’ll find a way to enhance this pair of earphones after I’ve dealt with the Imperial Palace.” Senior White was intrigued by what the black Scarlet Heaven Sword had suggested.

The black-skinned Soft Feather said, “Senior White, I suggest that you forge a pair of wireless earbuds for better effect and easier concealment.”

Pavilion Master Chu added, “I think it’s best to give the item the ability to lock onto the enemy’s ears. After bringing it out, it would actively seek the enemy’s ears and cling to them. Maybe, you could even make two pairs… While some fellow daoists of the monster race do transform into humans, there are some who choose to remain in their beast form. As such, there should also be a pair for those with animal ears. Moreover, with four different channels, there will be double the experience and thus double the excitement.”

The black Scarlet Heaven Sword said, “It is also very important to consider the durability of the wireless earbuds. Otherwise, if the enemy cultivator were to use their spiritual energy to shatter them, everything would’ve been for naught.”

After some thought, Senior White took out a notebook and started recording all the suggestions that were provided. At this point, he had already come up with a prototype of the magical treasure in his mind.

Senior White said, “It is not that difficult to make something like this. We can also record all of the classics of Fellow Daoist Creation. After all, Fellow Daoist Creation is not online all the time, and he won’t be always available to torture the enemy. If the need arises, the recorded songs can take his place. Despite not being as lethal as a live broadcast, they should still do the job.”

Moreover, with the item not being that difficult to make, if it was effective, he was planning on making a hundred sets during the Chinese New Year and give two pairs to all members of the Nine Provinces Number One Group as gifts.

When the members of the Nine Provinces Number One Group encountered an enemy, they could throw out two or four wireless earbuds and have them lock onto the enemy’s ears.

As long as the enemy was not a fan of Dharma King Creation, they would be headed toward defeat.

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After eating, Senior White began setting up the immortal cave.

As for the wounded cultivator, Senior White sent him toward Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue’s mine with his disposable flying sword version 005.

It would be nice to send Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue a miner seeing that he had just lost so many.

Senior White attached a note to the disposable flying sword, asking Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue to have this fellow daoist work in the mines for three months.

For cultivators, three months was but a fleeting time.

This cultivator had already experienced the baptism of the dining car and was then tortured by the singing of Dharma King Creation, so he had been punished enough.

Senior White only sent him to work in the mines for three months to make sure that he stayed put for a while.

“We need to dig a large hole.” Senior White went to the location he had selected, stretched out his hand, and then lightly pressed it against the ground.

As if responding to his call, the ground sank automatically, creating a hole that satisfied Senior White.

Senior White’s attribute was earth, and the earth-type magical technique that he was most familiar with was the Ground Leveling Spell.

The Ground Leveling Spell should not be underestimated. In the past, if Senior White cast this spell seriously, an entire city could be leveled in an instant. In addition, now that Senior White has ascended to the Eighth Stage, the lethality of the spell was even greater.

“Eh? You could do it without tripping and falling to the ground?” the black Scarlet Heaven Sword blurted out. When it heard Fellow Daoist White say that they needed to dig a large hole, it thought that once Fellow Daoist White found a suitable location, he would throw himself to the ground and create a crater.

Senior White: “…”

The virtuous lamia blinked and stretched out her hands, taking out several virtuous fruits that had been growing on Senior White’s Virtuous Tree. Song Shuhang’s Inner World still had some in stock.

Then, she swallowed these fruits in one gulp. Fellow Daoist Scarlet Heaven Sword, I can only help you so much.

“Oh, Fairy, please stop messing around!” shrieked the black Scarlet Heaven Sword. It was an inner demon, and these virtuous fruits would cause it a ton of damage.

Next to it, the black-skinned Soft Feather quickly entered into cute mode. She sat next to Senior White and began to sharpen wooden swords. A bundle of ten swords was soon handed over to Senior White.

Senior White took the wooden flying swords and gently patted the black-skinned Soft Feather’s head.

He began to redesign these flying swords into the small-black-room-breaking version. He then placed them in the pit of the immortal cave, having them act as the foundation.

Pavilion Master Chu’s strand of hair said curiously, “Could it be that Fellow Daoist White intends to create an immortal cave that can traverse space?”

Senior White nodded and said, “Exactly.”

The black-skinned Soft Feather asked, “However, if you want to make an immortal cave that can move in space, can’t you just use a batch of ordinary disposable flying swords version 005 as the foundation?”

“That would indeed be fine if it were just an ordinary spatial jump…” said Senior White.

While speaking, he unlocked his cell phone and sent a message to Fellow Daoist When the Bright Moon Appears: “Scholar, I’ll be giving your family some new members.”


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