Chapter 2008: I can cut my body for fun

Translator: GodBrandy 

Song Shuhang looked at Senior White’s smiling face.

Senior White had the greatest face in the universe. It seemed that even Garre Holy Mountain in the Beast Realm had to give him face!

With Senior White’s real body—well, half of it—having come out of the Ninth Stage Heavenly Tribulation Realm, their luck value had skyrocketed.

Fairy Blue Phoenix said expectantly, “So, when is Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song coming to the Beast Realm? I can prepare a residence for you in advance.”

In her eyes, Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song was a great force in the battle against the evil energy of the Netherworld.

Although the Beast Realm already had a formula that could treat the symptoms caused by the evil energy of the Netherworld, there were simply too many patients. Some of them were seriously ill, and it was difficult to eradicate the evil energy inside them with just the medicine.

Therefore, if Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song were to come to the Beast Realm in advance, it would be a blessing.

She could prepare a spacious residence for him so that patients could visit him and get treated. She also had to consider what gifts to give him. If gifts were prepared, Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song would be a lot more willing to treat patients.

Song Shuhang said, “We’ll head over to the Beast Realm tomorrow.”

It was late already. Moreover, he had fought several big shots in the scholarly faction today. He was both physically and mentally exhausted and needed a good night’s rest.

“It’s settled then. I’ll go and prepare a place for you.” Fairy Blue Phoenix smiled with delight.

After the two parties finished deciding on the arrangements, Fairy Blue Phoenix happily hung up the call.

Song Shuhang put away the metal disc and said with a smile, “Senior White, Sixteen, we’re leaving tomorrow!”

With Senior White coming with them to Garre Holy Mountain, it was already guaranteed that he would be able to get the final chapter of the ❮Holy Ape Dragon Power Technique❯!

After getting the chapter, with his ❮Cheng Lin Self-Healing Technique❯, he would surely be able to create a new body.

Hehe! When I get my hands on that technique, I’ll no longer have to worry about my body being destroyed by big shots! It wouldn’t even be a problem if I wanted to cut my body for fun!

Limb regeneration was an indispensable ability for cultivators.

“Sure.” Sixteen nodded slightly.

Senior White said, “All right. Actually, I’m fine with it even if we were to head over there right now.”

Song Shuhang took his head off, swept away the leaves from his hair, put his head back on again, and replied, “Let’s just rest for tonight. My body really can’t handle any more stress for today. My mind, especially, needs a rest.”

“Alright, let’s rest then.” Senior White nodded and added, “Right, let me show you a new invention of mine.”

After saying that, Senior White took out a metal block.

Song Shuhang asked curiously, “What is it?”

“This is something I researched and created while I was bored according to the memory of my last clone. I haven’t thought up a name for it yet,” said Senior White. He then extended his hand and tossed the metal block.

The metal block changed rapidly like a Transformer.

In the blink of an eye, it had transformed into a steel villa.

“Besides transforming into a house, it can take on the form of an immortal boat, battle armor, and a spiritual energy cannon,” Senior White said. “Let’s rest inside it for tonight.”

Song Shuhang pinched his chin. A battle armor, huh?

Could I use something like that? If I did not have this wooden body and only had my head, my head should be able to perfectly fit into the steel armor…

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The steel villa floated quietly on the lake.

Song Shuhang was mentally exhausted. He quickly found a room in the villa, fell on the bed, and shut his eyes.

Ah, wait, I forgot to ask Fairy Blue Phoenix for another slot for the holy mountain. Song Shuhang suddenly remembered before falling asleep.

He struggled to open his eyes, clicked on the notepad app on his phone, and entered a string of words: After waking up, ask Fairy Blue Phoenix for another slot for the holy mountain for Sixteen.

After finishing inputting that in the notepad, he set the phone aside and fell asleep without locking his screen.

Outside the steel villa.

Fairy Creation sat at the door of the villa in a daze, with her feet soaked in the water.

The virtuous lamia swiftly moved back and forth across the lake on the virtuous fat whale.

The black-skinned Soft Feather was holding a rope, whose other end was tied to the tail of the virtuous fat whale, and was surfing on the lake. As an inner demon, if she were to directly hold onto the whale’s tail, she would get harmed.

As she could not find a surfboard, they temporarily had Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword take on the role of a surfboard.

Senior Turtle floated on the surface of the lake, paddling from time to time.

Surprisingly, Lady Onion was sitting beside Senior White and asking him about cultivation.

It seemed that there was something that had stimulated Lady Onion to be diligent today.

Sixteen said, “Sister White Dragon, you should go play too.”

Sister White Dragon scratched her chin with her small claws, smiled slightly, and then rose into the air. She flew toward the virtuous lamia.

Sixteen stretched herself, then walked into the villa. She walked gently so as to avoid disturbing anyone.

She came to Song Shuhang’s room and gently pushed the door open.

Inside the room, Shuhang had already fallen asleep.

He had consumed too much of his energy today. He was so exhausted that he did not even notice Sixteen’s arrival.

Sixteen took out a blanket from her cosmos bag and covered Song Shuhang with it.

While covering Song Shuhuang with the blanket, she saw that his phone screen was unlocked. She reached out and took the phone, planning on turning off the screen.

When she went to turn off the phone, she saw the contents of Song Shuhang’s note.

Sixteen smiled sweetly and locked Song Shuhang’s phone before gently placing it beside him.

“Good night, Shuhang.” She whispered before leaving the room.

Her mood had suddenly changed for the better.

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After Sixteen left the room, an illusory figure emerged from Song Shuhang’s body.

It was his ghost spirit, who had a very low sense of presence.

After the small ghost spirit exited Shuhang’s body, both of her hands grabbed at the air as if it were grabbing something.

Then, this small spirit ghost started nibbling. She seemed to be enjoying whatever she was eating.

After the fat ball’s blood sacrifice formation was dealt with, it still left a curse on Song Shuhang’s body.

Now, this delicious curse was being held by the spirit ghost and nibbled bit by bit.

After eating the curse for a while, the ghost spirit let out a burp.

As the curse was a curse from the ruler of the Netherworld, even if it was merely a curse that came after the blood sacrifice formation, it carried immense energy. Because of that, the ghost spirit could not eat it all in one go. Even after eating it for a long time, she had only managed to nibble off a small portion of the curse.

For a ghost spirit, there was no happier matter than this.

After eating, the ghost spirit returned to Song Shuhang’s body to digest the portion of the curse that she had just eaten and turn it into her own power. During this process, some spiritual energy would also be fed back to the host, Song Shuhang.

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After Song Shuhang slept through half of the night, his mental state recovered significantly.

[Hm, why does it feel like there’s something I forgot to do?] In his sleep, Song Shuhang remembered that he seemed to have an important matter that he had yet to deal with.

He felt that there was something else he needed to do besides asking for a slot for Sixteen.

[Ah right, I wanted to go to the world of the black lotus and check on how Senior White Two is doing.] Song Shuhang suddenly remembered.