Chapter 900: This Is All Zuo Zuo’s Fault!

Damn it! Little loli, you’re bullying an old man who’s powerless to fight back!

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Without a moment’s hesitation, Lynn ground his teeth and grabbed the long left arm connecting him to her.

He tugged on it like a rope.

(Swish!)

Zuo Zuo froze. Her tiny body was instantly pulled a little closer to Lynn.

(ΩДΩ) Waaah?!!

Without saying a word, Zuo Zuo immediately reached out and grabbed the part connecting their bodies, gripping it with all her might as she pulled backward.

“You useless Stupid Brain, don’t you dare pull my tail!! Or Zuo Zuo will really chop it off! Once it’s gone, you’ll never see Left Hand again, you idiot!”

Lynn pulled her toward himself with all his strength, his face twisted in anger.

“Then chop it off! You’re all talk and no action, you stupid loli! Go on, chop it off if you’ve got the guts!”

“Zuo Zuo really will!”

“Do it!!”

And right at that moment, Lynn cunningly let go. Zuo Zuo instantly slid backward, yelping in shock as she toppled over. But before she could even get out the words “You cheated,” Lynn snatched hold of her arm again and gave it a fierce tug with a chuckle.

Zuo Zuo (ΩДΩ)!!

Caught completely off guard, Zuo Zuo’s little body was still leaning backward, and she had no time to brace herself. Lynn yanked her right back toward him. Her eyes widened in panic, her face drained of color, and her whole body pitched forward as she lost her balance. She flailed both hands with a loud “Waaah,” but it did no good.

“Waaaaah!”

Lynn swept her up in one smooth motion, effortlessly capturing the wicked loli for the time being.

He pinned her across his lap, grinned to reveal a row of pearly white teeth, and said triumphantly, “Got you!”

“You cheated! o(≧□≦)o!!”

But how could Lynn possibly give her the chance? When a naughty child did something bad, she had to be punished properly.

She couldn’t fight back at all.

She was practically bursting with resentment.

……

Only Yin Yi remained where she was from beginning to end, standing there with an expression of utter dismay. She felt as if her whole body were glowing like a lightbulb, shining brightly as she stood there like a mere backdrop.

Lynn’s lips curled into a slight smile as he poked Zuo Zuo’s cheek. “Of course a disobedient, naughty child has to be punished properly. Besides, I already said I was going to abstain, and I’d already started. Zuo Zuo, you’re still teasing your Master like this. That’s really so naughty. Don’t you feel guilty about it?”

But just as Lynn was about to put abstinence out of his mind for the time being, the corners of his mouth lifting as he prepared to make Zuo Zuo even more helpless,

all of a sudden,

a gust of Yin Wind, thick with the stench of blood, came gusting from the end of the street.

At the same time, a System notification rang in his ears.

【Ding! Because your relationship with the Flesh and Blood Cult is “Deadly Enemy,” you have triggered a random mission: Flesh-and-Blood Parasitism. Mission rewards: Skeleton Coins x500, base experience points x3000, special reward x1.】

【Ding! This mission was triggered by an encounter. The host may freely choose to abandon it.】