Chapter 878: I Can Teach You Carefully!

Blood?

Obviously not.

Because if I summoned her by rolling a “1” at a crucial moment, the curse might be cast, but if all the blood in my body were drained, I’d be done for even if I were immortal.

Brain matter and soul?

Even worse!

The brain is the vessel of the soul. If it were sucked away, what would be the point of me casting the curse? I might as well kill myself!

Lynn paced back and forth, thinking.

But besides those, what other sustenance could I give her?

Something that wouldn’t cause me irreparable loss, could continuously regenerate, and wouldn’t make me lose my combat ability like blood loss would, even if I lost it all in a short time...

What should I use...

Ding!

Lynn stopped, suddenly enlightened.

If we’re talking about sustenance that perfectly meets all those considerations, I actually do seem to have something like that. And not only do I have it, I have a lot of it. It’s more than nutritious enough, and even if I lost all of it, it could continuously regenerate. It’s absolutely nice!

(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

I really am too smart!

Then he suddenly turned around, sat back down with a serious expression, and stared at the Cursed Eye.

“I do have a kind of sustenance. I just don’t know if you want it!”

The Cursed Eye stared at him.

“【What?】”

Lynn raised one finger and said seriously:

“(CENSORED)”

“...”

Zuo Zuo stood there with her mouth hanging open, listening to him say that word in such a solemn, serious tone. Her mind went blank.

No way!

How could he even come up with that?!

“Stupid Brain!!”

Zuo Zuo trembled as she grabbed his collar.

“Are you sure this is a normal deal? Or are you actually harboring some extremely vile thoughts? You idiot!”

Lynn looked at her gravely and lowered his voice. “Keep your voice down! What vile thoughts? Don’t always assume the worst of me. I only decided this after thinking it over many times. Compared with things like blood and brain matter, this is the least important thing! And if we can make this deal, then the next time I’m actually in danger, I won’t have to drain my blood and offer it to her! You idiot!”

Zuo Zuo was so dazed she couldn’t say a word.

That made a lot of sense!

Indeed.

If you really looked at it from his perspective, that thing was the least important, and offering it up wouldn’t really matter...

But... but...

However you looked at it, this was just too vile!

Lynn adjusted his Monocle and spoke to her through sound transmission, solemnly. “It’s fine, Zuo Zuo. You really don’t need to worry about my body. I can take it! Besides, Brain knows you want it too, but just be a little more generous this time. Once this deal is done, I’ll give you as much as you want from then on. Be good.”

Zuo Zuo was so shocked she couldn’t say a word.

Do you think I’m worried about you?! And don’t just go around saying such outrageous things!

Where did you get the idea that I wanted it?!

Only a ghost would want it!

Seeing that Zuo Zuo was riled up and about to claw at him, Lynn decisively reached out and pressed her down hard to keep her from disrupting his business. Then he fixed a grave gaze on the Cursed Eye on the table and said solemnly:

“What’s your decision? My Cursed Eye.”

The Cursed Eye seemed to think it over carefully. Its eyes, black as an Evil Ghost’s, stared at him as overlapping voices rang out.

“【A sample must be provided for verification and analysis】”

Lynn froze.

Then he pinched his chin and began to think.

“It needs a sample too...”

Ah, that was a bit of a problem, because it wasn’t something he could just take out whenever he wanted, like blood and bone marrow...

But since she wanted it...

Lynn raised his head and said, grave and solemn, “It’s not impossible to give you a sample, but collecting one might be a little difficult. Usually, it takes the cooperation of two creatures to obtain it. Of course, my left hand could do the job, but as you can see, she isn’t very willing! So if you want a sample, you’ll have to collect it yourself!”

Zuo Zuo was already at (ΩДΩ)!

Waaaaah!

What a pervert!! He could actually say something that vile!!

He’s beyond saving! Completely beyond saving!

But Lynn alone knew that he truly had no vile or impure thoughts. He was quite aware that the creature in front of him was an animated, indescribable tentacle monster. He might occasionally be indecent, but no matter how indecent he was, he would never have those kinds of thoughts about such a bizarre being.

This really was just a serious, reluctant decision he had reached after considering and weighing all the options!

Because it was true!

Aside from that kind of sustenance, everything else in his body was a necessary component of the human body. He definitely couldn’t casually trade it away!

That was why he said this was a decision made with pure reason, without a single vile thought mixed in.

The Cursed Eye stared at him for a long while, then spoke mechanically:

“【How should I do it?】”

Lynn closed his eyes. “It’s simple. I can teach you carefully.”