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Chapter 859: Isn’t This a Little Too Cruel?!

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The silver-haired girl who was once the Colossus’s Brain furrowed her brows. Holding Zuo Zuo in her arms, she turned to stare at Lynn and narrowed her eyes.

“Lynn, you wouldn’t, would you? You’re not deliberately trying to take advantage of me while you have the chance, are you? I know you and my Queen share the same feelings, but you wouldn’t be this awful at a time like this, would you?”

When she asked him so bluntly, Lynn looked at his left hand resting against her chest, adjusted his monocle seriously, and said,

“Of course not.”

“Do I seem like that kind of person?”

“Besides, you saw it yourself. She dragged me all the way here, then suddenly got mad at me over some little thing. I’m helpless here!”

The Colossus’s Brain hesitantly lowered her head and looked at Zuo Zuo, who was hiding inside the front of her clothes.

But Zuo Zuo was one of Lynn’s hands.

Though she had a mind of her own and was also the Colossus’s Queen, in this state it looked just like that bastard Lynn had shoved his hand down the front of her clothes. Under normal circumstances, that would absolutely be an outrageously lecherous act, enough to make anyone furious. But in this situation, there really was no way to pass judgment on his actions.

Her expression shifted, uncertainty written all over her face.

Seeing the Colossus’s Brain’s expression change, Lynn pinched his monocle and immediately said solemnly,

“I’m very sorry for causing you trouble. She and I are just having a little spat. She hasn’t actually decided to break things off with me. Don’t worry, I’ll take her away right now!”

As he spoke,

Lynn immediately tried to pull Zuo Zuo out of the front of her clothes with all his might.

Zuo Zuo cried out, “I don’t want to!!”

She grabbed on tight.

“Ah!”

The Colossus’s Brain’s pupils abruptly dilated, and her neck visibly flushed red. As Lynn pulled forward with all his strength, her petite body unconsciously took a step forward, and an indescribable sound escaped her throat.

It was just like someone had grabbed her chest and yanked her forward...

“...”

The onlookers covered their mouths and stared wide-eyed, unable to say a word.

The scene was simply too shocking.

There was no way to describe it!

Lynn earnestly stepped back and said, “She’s the one grabbing on... It has nothing to do with me. I’m only trying to pull her back... I didn’t feel anything, really!”

The Colossus’s Brain was instantly overcome with shock and fury. She jerked her head up, her chest heaving as she glared at Lynn with a look that could kill.

Lynn immediately froze.

After all, his hand was still inside her clothes.

Anyone who didn’t know the circumstances would think he was groping her, but he, Lynn, had always been an innocent man. How could he possibly do something like molest a young girl in the middle of the street?!

The Colossus’s Brain pursed her lips, then looked down at the Queen nestled against her chest. She tried to make her voice as gentle as possible and asked softly,

“Zuo Zuo, do you really want to come back to my side?”

Zuo Zuo answered miserably, “Mm.”

The Colossus’s Brain immediately raised her hand. Her arm rippled and transformed into a bone blade in the blink of an eye.

“Then I’ll cut his heart out right now, and we can become a Colossus again. What do you think?”

Zuo Zuo said, “Huh? Do you really have to cut it out?!”

The Colossus’s Brain nodded gently. “Mm, because that’s your real body. You’re the heart, and I’m the brain. Once the two of us merge again, all we’ll have to do is summon back the scattered parts, and we can become a true, complete Colossus once more. By then, there won’t be many creatures in hell who can stand against us.”

Zuo Zuo asked in a daze, “If you cut out his heart, what’ll happen to Stupid Brain?”

The Colossus’s Brain turned her head. Her gentle tone toward Zuo Zuo gone, she glanced at Lynn from the corner of her eye, then closed her eyes.

“He’ll probably become a useless Waste.”

“...”

“Then let’s not do that...”

Zuo Zuo lowered her hand sadly.

“He always makes me so angry because he never thinks about himself before doing anything. Right now, Zuo Zuo can still save him every now and then. If you cut out his heart too, there’ll be no way to save him when the time comes. He’ll only get himself killed even faster!”

The Colossus’s Brain opened her mouth, holding Zuo Zuo as she spoke quietly.

“Then... then I’ll just cut off his hand. I can keep you alive even if you only have a hand. You can come back to my side first, and whenever you want your heart back, I’ll go cut it out of him.”

Zuo Zuo glanced at Lynn again and said, “Wouldn’t... wouldn’t that be a little too cruel...?”

“...”

A brief silence fell.

Looking at the Colossus’s Brain’s stiff expression, her words caught in her throat, Lynn could barely hold it together. He stifled his laughter until his face turned livid, almost doubling over and laughing out loud right in front of her.

Lynn clutched his face with difficulty, patted the Colossus’s Brain on the shoulder, and burst into laughter.

“You see? I already told you she was only fighting with me because she was worried about me. How could she really go with you? You’re being way too presumptuous! Hahahaha!”

A huge anger vein burst onto the forehead of the Colossus’s Brain, who was holding Zuo Zuo.

She closed her eyes.

Then raised her rock-hard fist.

“So you’re happy now?”

“Of course. Can’t you hear me laughing?”

Thump!

A fist met a forehead with a solid smack.

Lynn’s laughter cut off at once. He swayed unsteadily, dazed, then toppled backward with a thud. Stars swam before his eyes, and he was knocked unconscious.

Everyone swallowed hard. Not a single person dared to go help him.

At last, after making that noisy guy shut up, the Colossus’s Brain took a deep breath. Still cradling Zuo Zuo gently in her arms, she said softly,

“In that case, there’s no need to decide so quickly. We can talk and rebuild our relationship. After all, we’re the ones who are truly bound together by blood.”

That also showed just how doting she was toward her own heart.

After all, she was the Queen’s consciousness.

She was naturally very patient.

“Is there anything you’d like to eat?” she asked with a blink.

“Barbecue! A huge jug of strong liquor!” Zuo Zuo said.

“All right!”

The Colossus’s Brain rarely smiled, looking just like someone holding a beloved child.

Then, under the rigid stares of the surrounding onlookers, the Colossus’s Brain lovingly carried the hand in her arms and wandered down the street, pattering along.

If Lynn’s unconscious body hadn’t been trailing behind her, being dragged along in a heap, the scene would have been quite harmonious.

But without a doubt,

this kind of bizarre relationship could basically only happen in hell.

Sir Aiwen watched Lynn being dragged behind them, leaving a long trail, and the corner of his mouth twitched. He had no idea whether he should follow them or not.

This was too ridiculous!

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