Code Zulu Alpha: Nerd in the Apocalypse!

Chapter 697 - Hangout - The Calm



Kaley never looked so cute as she went right up on my face and demanded my actual answer, and she even went on top of me, I guess, to keep me from looking away.

"What are you doing?"

"So I'll see your face when you answer! Don't try to hide it by looking away! Just look at me straight in the eye and tell me why you picked Micah and Marina!"

"Why would I look away? Is there anything else here that looks better?"

"Wha– You're so smooth, aren't ya? *giggles* I could do this all night unless you answer me!"

"Kiss me first and I'll think about it."

"You~ Fine!" Kaley chuckled before she gave me a quick peck on the lips.

"Nah~ I changed my mind~ Wanna wash up– Ack! What the fu– Don't pinch my–"

"Want me to get back on your balls?!"

"Fine, fine~ Hmm… One more kiss and I want you to embrace me."

As soon as I said that, Kaley giggled cutely while she was slowly shaking her head, "You're greedy today, aren't ya? You're lucky I want to do it too… Here we go~"

Kaley did give me another kiss before she embraced me by putting all her weight on top of me and wrapping her arms around my neck. Our faces were in close proximity and I just had to give her another kiss before I gave an actual answer.

"Okay, you drive a hard bargain~ To be completely honest, part of it was actually how they looked physically. I love body types that got curves in the right places but I also love them when they're fit. Big boobs are absolutely a plus and they both have those, natural or not– but I don't really care about that part."

"You thought about this long, didn't you? Pfft… Is that all? You said it was just partly, right?"

"Well, I love brunettes as much as I love blondes and–"

"Have you been with a redhead? You know, before all this happened?"

"I'm not really sure…"

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"I'm not sure if it's dyed or not and I can't possibly confirm because she probably got waxed or something similar…"

"Oh~ Was it a date or just a u-umm one-time thing?"

"Wha– When did we even get to this topic? And let me point the answer back, have you been with a redhead?"

"Yep. Twice."

"Twice?!"

"Eh~ My turn to ask questions… Answer the one you left me hanging!"

"U-Umm… let's just say that what happens at Comic-Con stays at Comic-Con…"

"Pfft! Isn't that supposed to be what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?! Oh! I get it, costumes and all– You're not sure if it's her actual hair color… Oh! What did she dress up as? And you too! Who did you dress up in?!"

"You sure about that?"

"Hmm? What do you mean?"

"Eh~ You dug your grave for this… I just bumped into her while I was buying a few shirts and she was wearing this Mera costume that looked really awesome… It was this bodysuit– Let's just say that she got all the details right while I was this Buff Spongebob from–"

"W-Wait Buff Sponge– HAHAHAHAHA! This is getting weird!"

"You haven't heard anything yet. But yeah, I chose to be Buff Spongebob and I got the whole costume right too. I got the spatula, the ripped clothes, the shoes, the red headband, etc. Not only that, I spray-painted my whole body yellow… even my dick."

Kaley's eyes grew wide from shock, "NOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU DID NOT DO THAT!"

"I fucking did, heh. Anyway, we got to talking and she took me to this 'bubble party' of sorts where they just fill a room with bubbles, and everyone just parties while drinking liquor. Take note, the bubbles were up to our waist and the next thing I know my spatula disappeared…"

"No…"

"Yep… turns out, it went between her 'patties' and now it was this 'Springboard' she wasn't willing to let go."

"What did you do?!"

"Well, that spatula is actually signed and a limited edition so I had to find something else to you know… replace it. Long story short, I yanked my limited edition spatula from her asshole before I shoved my big, fat, yellow dick inside her. I fucked her ass while everyone else was dancing right next to us, and we would've been caught if it weren't for the music blasting our ears off. Well, it didn't take long before it turned into a massive orgy but we quickly left the party to go somewhere private and the rest is history…"

"Wow… that would've been so hot if it weren't for the– nevermind… I dunno if I was getting weirded out or turned on…"

"Hah! Okay, her asshole had this yellowish ring after I was done–"

"NOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! STOP IT! LET'S GO FOR THE SHOWER NOW!"

"HAHAHAHAHA!!! I TOLD YOU, YOU'LL DIG YOUR GRAVE FROM ASKING TOO MUCH!"

"HGNH~ YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TELL ME ABOUT THAT PART!"

"HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"OH~ WANNA GO LIKE THAT, HUH? LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE FIRST TIME I TRIED ANAL… I…"

Kaley started to blurt out several passages from the time she was experimenting and discovering herself but let's just say it would always be a fucking mess if the people involved wouldn't prepare for it.

Anyone couldn't just do it spontaneously or if they felt like it, but if they did it with zero preparation, be prepared to see and smell some shit, literally.

In which case, my perfect memory became a curse because her words and her descriptions would forever be burned in my mind and I didn't even try to one-up her in fear of making things worse.

It was great that she already knew what she was doing when we met for the second time, and even if we didn't get each other's firsts, we made up for it with something more.

With that said, we had a quick soak and a hot shower before trying to catch some sleep, and we just went on a deep slumber the moment our heads touched our pillows. When morning came, Kaley and I woke up at the same time so let's just say our record between us was still the same but it was because we did each other.

"Wanna head down?"

"Yeah…"

Kaley and I went down with the rest of the girls and headed to the pool area to have some breakfast, but I almost tripped and fell to the pool when I caught a glimpse of Jose's new ink.

I was imagining that he'd just stick with having an actual dragon by his neck but I didn't think he'd go and commit to… that.

The motherfucker actually went for a Polynesian-style tattoo that was almost similar to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson since it covered his left side: mainly his whole arm, his left pec, and that side of his neck.

I couldn't believe Daisy managed to do something like that in a few hours and looking at it closely, the parts that left a space in his bicep formed three stars and a sun in the shape of a triangle where the stars were the corners as the sun was in the middle.

That design was paying homage to our flag and it blended in nicely.

Furthermore, there was an image of an eagle by his forearm though it melded on the tribal designs that looked like feathers and waves. There wasn't anything that looked out of place and it just wrapped around his arm naturally.

"Nice ink, Jose."

"Thanks! I didn't think it was gonna hurt that much but I'm fucking happy with this. Thanks again, Daisy." Jose replied before turning to Daisy.

Daisy chuckled, "You're welcome. Tell your friend if they want something similar, go to me, alright?"

"Yeah, I will."

I interjected, "So, when are we gonna shave your head?"

"WHAT?! THAT'S– CAN'T I JUST PARADE THIS AROUND?!"

"Nah, I think doing that'll complete the whole look."

We had a shouting match this early in the morning and we were stopped when Aunt Sharon and the rest needed help carrying the food over our tables. The two of us obediently helped them with the others but the moment we start to bicker, a wooden ladle would just fly at us out of nowhere.

It really did make us shut up and the food in front of us made our stomachs grumble.

They prepared omelets with slices of cheese on the inside though some of them were prepared with chopped-up vegetables. It was eaten over rice obviously and we had coffee or chocolate to pair it with.

Days continued to pass after this moment and aside from making sure everything in this place was running as it should, everyone else that would come with us spent more time in preparation for the coming day.

Everything should go smoothly if we did everything right and even if we take into account Murphy's law, we should also be able to handle the unexpected.


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