Code Zulu Alpha: Nerd in the Apocalypse!

Looking at Lois' stupid face, I snatched the notebook off of his hand before throwing it in the fire close to us. It instantly burned to cinders and even if doing that was a waste, I gotta prove my fucking point. The look on his face was fucking priceless and he immediately got up on my face.

"B-Bro! What the fu--"

"Are you gonna check your notes while you're doing it? Huh? Just keep everything inside your head! You're smarter than you think you are, you know that? Keep talking yourself down and you'll actually be worse than one! Even idiots don't know they are one and you kept acting like one of them! Understand me?"

"O-Okay, bro! I get it, I get it! Haaaaa~ First is talking, right?"

"Yep. You two should at least talk BEFORE and~ AFTER doing it. You know, establishing boundaries and the like. Especially since you're both-- I'll just assume both of you are new at this. Trust me, you don't want to know what she fucking hates the hard way. However, looking at it the other way, both of you might find some things that you like unexpectedly!"

"And how do I figure that out?"

"Do you have your lights turned off while doing it?"

"Huh?"

"Just answer the question!"

"U-Umm… it's… that's a little--"

"Do you want me to smack you in the head harder than last time? We're already past the point of embarrassment, okay?! Don't think for once that this isn't awkward for me too, alright?"

"I… I like it off but Olivia wants it on… We never had a proper place to… you know, do it so to avoid suspicion… it's always on..."

"Then the answer is on. How hard is that to--"

"Then what do you two always do it in, huh?! It's only fair!"

I chuckled before nonchalantly answering, "Lights on preferably but sometimes it's more intense when it's off. Next?"

Lois almost banged his head on the truck roof, "Hngh… I can't win against you, bro..."

"The hell was that? You don't have to win against me, you just gotta do it right with Olivia. Am I wrong? Are you trying to impress me or her? Anyway, the reason I'm asking is since the lights are on, look for cues. There's more to it than just talking."

"Cues?"

"You're not facing away from each other, right? You maintain eye contact at least?"

"Y-Yeah..."

"Is she breathing heavily? What's her face telling you? Is it flushed? Is she bored? Sleepy? Is she enjoying it perhaps? Grimacing in pain or pleasure? Are her toes curling? Her back arching? Squeezing you a little tighter than--"

"What? How can I even see if she's squee--"

"Fuck. Bad example but that's the point, alright? Aside from talking to her, look for her reactions-- and not just literally looking for them! There are some things you'll feel too, alright? Wai-- I think we skipped some very important steps."

"Huh? C'mon bro--"

"Do you just stick it in or do you warm it up a little bit first?"

"Haaa?"

"Jesus fucking christ… My cousin is not only a quick shot, but he's also a cum and go type of--"

"W-W-W-WAIT! I'm not! I kiss her and touch her, a-and stuff too! I at least know about that!"

"Really~? How long though?"

"What?"

"For how long?"

"I-I don't know! Until I felt like it--"

"Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! Whatever you think how long foreplay should be, triple it."

"What?! T-Triple it?!"

"Fuck tripling it... At least make her cum-- this is so fucking weird… Make her get a 'release' at least once before you… u-umm fire at will… Get what I mean?"

"Uh-huh… I think I get it… I think."

"Then go with that for now and just ask me when you have other questions. Just don't rush her into it and listen to what she and her body say, alright? That's the basics."

"Bro… Did you ever have my p-problem?"

"Dude. I didn't even last 10 seconds my first time. It's something you build up on time--"

"Wai-- How far can you last now?"

"Around 22--"

"22 TIMES?! D'you have balls the size of a grapefruit or something?!"

"No, I meant 22 girls."

"..."

"What?"

"..."

"What?!"

"I'm gonna go over big bro over there cause I'll feel like a 9mm Altor getting compared to a fucking minigun… Forget I asked, I'm never gonna financially recover from this..."

"C'mon! It's just a one-time thing! That's just my record!"

"FUCK YOU, BRO! I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN IN A THREESOME YET AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT LIKE IT WAS NOTHING?! FUCK YOU-- ACK! STOP THROWING STUFF AT ME, FUCKBRINGER 3000!"

"IT'S MR. STUD, YOU FUCKING ALTOR!"

"DON'T USE MY NICKNAME I TELL MYSELF! FIND YOUR OWN FUCKING INSULT FOR ME!"

"MAYBE I WILL, PUMP AND DUMP!"

"ASIAN JOHNNY SINS!"

"ONE PUMP MAN!"

"STUD IN THE APOCALYPSE!"

"THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME, YOU LITTLE SHI-- ACK! KALEY! KALEY! IT'S NOT JUST ME! OUCH! MY EAR! MY EAR! IT'S NOT JUST ME!"

"EVERYONE CAN FUCKING HEAR YOU TWO! GET INSIDE!"

"Y-Yes, master--"

"ARGH! WILL YOU FUCKING STOP IT?!"

Everyone who just witnessed the escalated shouting match was dying-laughing but I was the only one almost beaten to death. Lois managed to run away to the other side of the construction project while I was filled with bruises when I came back to the same spot. But before I did, I saw Amy dressed in Cynthia's spare clothes and she was sleeping soundly, leaning on her shoulder.

'I guess they're really used to sleeping since they didn't have much to do down there anyways...'

It didn't take long before we brought up everything on the surface except for leaving a BOB's worth of supplies in one of the rooms. However, the number of supplies and equipment was too much for our vehicles to handle, we had to call in a roaming group to take half of them. We gave them most of the guns we uncovered from the basement but we did keep the ammo cans that contained the ones we could use.

We broke off in different directions at one point and it didn't take long before we reached Iskoh's main headquarters.

It looked more fortified compared to the last time we were here and it was still bustling with activity even if it was nearing sundown. With that said, our first stop was to notify Iskoh of our arrival because we needed a private doctor to check the extent of Amy's condition. She may look fine except for the obvious injuries but there could be hidden traumas or conditions a trained professional could spot.

Luckily, Iskoh was already at the front of their hospital waiting for us.

"Welcome back... Is... Is she at the back?" Iskoh looked at me solemnly.

"Yeah. She's still sleeping though..."

"Sleeping? That's… After all that? Anyway, you could drive around towards the other parking spot at the back so she'd have a bit of privacy. If you don't mind, could I ask some of your soldiers to check on Checkpoint C? Just two to three people will do because I'll have someone guide the rest of you to your rooms. You'll be staying the night, right?"

"I don't mind but is there a problem in checkpoint C?"

"The ones stationed there are afraid of Tatiana-- Wait, she isn't here? Where is she? She's always with you, right?"

I sighed momentarily before I answered, "I'll tell you all about it later. Artem and the rest could probably do the job if not, much better."

"O-Okay, I'll meet you inside! Gonna check up on my wife for a bit. I was away all morning."

"Yeah, see you in a bit."

When Iskoh disappeared from view, we drove to the back where there used to be reserved parking spots for doctors and VIPs and we parked both of our vehicles side-by-side before waiting for the people to guide us where to go. However, Artem couldn't wait in the same place for longer so he just brought Katya and Igor with him. and walked straight to Checkpoint C.

It was the checkpoint right before Mabini bridge and it seemed that place needed some help.

As time passed, Cynthia and I were just outside the waiting room while Kaley accompanied Amy to see a private doctor. Kaley told us we could walk around with Jared and Lois but the two of us decided to wait for them to finish. It really would take some time to perform all the necessary tests but waiting for them was the least we could do to offer help. Besides, someone needed to drive them to the rooms assigned to us and we thought it wasn't time for everyone to see Amy's condition yet.

'Some of those lab tests could take a few days though… We'll just get the results via radio but we'll also have her tested back home… Marisha will take care of anything she needed for her mental health too...'

In the time we spent just waiting, I called back home to give the rundown of everything that just happened. Needless to say, I needed to conduct a proper meeting once we get home so I wouldn't need to repeat myself over and over since Oscar, Matthew, and Johnny kept snatching the radio from each other just to hear what I have to say.

I was just giving the old-timers a few reminders since we'll be spending the night here when we saw Kaley waving us over.

"What did the doctor say?"