Code Zulu Alpha: Nerd in the Apocalypse!

Chapter 580

Things weren't calming down one bit so I had to resort to extreme measures. I only needed a few of them to stop doing what they were doing so the best course of action was divide and conquer. With that said, the easiest to get rid of were the idiots since they didn't wear anything besides the huge pink onesie.

I simply approached Micah and her girls for a little help and they immediately understood that I needed some help. They were also puking blood from the f.u.c.k.e.d up Teletubbies and they also needed to get rid of them to continue their workout. Maintaining their figure was extremely important for them and they immediately picked out their targets…

The three stooges.

Bing seemed to have recovered from earlier and he was just coaching Allan and Russel on how to get bulkier. However, once a group of s.e.xy young ladies were accidentally brushing against their arms and giggling cutely, they had to have an emergency evacuation. The three just ran down while covering the tent in their crotch area and there were only five left.

I was just planning on how to get rid of Bogdan and Stefan but Tatiana and Katya just pulled them into a corner. After a few seconds, they were being brought down by Mikhail as their mouths were foaming and their eyes were almost lifeless. I looked around and discovered that Artem decided to place the hit on the two as a way of taking responsibility for his own.

We just glanced at each other and gave each other a simple nod.

'Now, the oldies are the ones that are left… I only needed to get rid of one of them and the other two will follow… I wanted to give Matthew my own training but I guess he's already following his own program… I guess I'll need to bring out one of my trump cards…'

I simply approached Oscar and said, “I'll use shotguns tomorrow.”

Oscar was stunned for a moment before saying, “Boys, mission accomplished. We're heading down!”

The three just walked down anticlimactically but once they left, the whole gym celebrated in an uproar. It was kinda an idiotic win but we finally had time to work on ourselves. However, little did I know that Kaley and I were also being plotted against and we only discovered it once we finished our workout and took a shower together.

Everyone, I mean EVERYONE was inside our room. Micah and her girls, Rin, Daisy, Cynthia, Tatiana, and the rest of her team that we already spent a few nights with. They were all just chilling inside and getting to know each other but I could already f.u.c.k.i.n.g feel the tension. With that said, Kaley looked at me like she was telling me she had no part in it.

I was just about to tell her that I meant what I said I didn't care as long as she's with me but everyone else just yelled out loud.

“CONGRATULATIONS~~~”

Kaley and I were dumbfounded and I almost forgot I told everybody at Monumento that we came late earlier because we sorta got married. We didn't announce it in the meeting earlier but words and whispers spread faster than imagined.

Cynthia started, “S-So, where's the ring? Can we see it?!”

Daisy added, “I bet the design's really cool!”

“Where is it?”

“Let us see!”

I instantly waved them off, “Okay, everyone calm down. Let us all sit down first and we'll answer all~ of your questions.”

Kaley and I sat on the edge of our bed while everyone just gathered in front of us with excited faces.

“Okay, the first question is the ring… The answer is that it's still in the process of being made. But! It's only a matter of days and we already consider this day to be the official date. Well~ I already married her in my head when we first met so- Ow! Kaley, I'm kidding!”

Kaley was red in the face, “Be serious… doofus…”

“Okay~ Next question? Sure! Tatiana?”

Tatiana stood up properly, “Okay, I'll get on with it and ask what's on everyone's mind. Are we still f.u.c.k.i.n.g occasionally or do I need to get a mold out of your d.i.c.k and Kaley's perfect inni-”

Rin instantly cut her off from embarrassment, “TATIANA!!! I wanted to ask more about the ring…”

I just gave everyone a smile, “I doubt a copy would suffice but it all depends.”

Natasha asked, “Depends?”

“Well, it's not like you're actually in Kaley's harem- Ow! I'm just giving an example! It didn't hurt by the way-”

“Do you WANT it to hurt?!”

“Okay, do you WANT to answer the questions?”

Kaley shrank down, “You do it…”

I cleared my throat, “As I was saying, heh. It depends on everyone's mood at the time and as much as possible, I'd like Kaley and me to be in the same room when it happens. You're all free to do it with anyone even if they're not in our circle but aside from that, I'll be selfish and insist on being the only guy present when you're doing it with us. In a sense, nothing has changed pretty much but we'd like to keep it that way. Right, Kaley?”

Kaley nodded a few times as she was still blushing, “R-Right and…”

Everyone gave curious looks, “And?”

Kaley looked at everyone, “A-At the end of the day… he's mine, alright? J-Just saying…”

Micah chuckled, “I think that's already well-established.”

Kaley fidgeted as she turned to me first, “A-And… I'll allow all of you to give him surprises but don't take it the wrong way if he's not in the mood. A-Also, tell me beforehand so I wouldn't get surprised when I walk in on you… b-but make sure you wouldn't get caught by other people… just don't do it in p-public…”

I suddenly grabbed Kaley's face and mushed her cheeks, “What happened to the rule that we both need to be present? Hmm?”

Kaley didn't try to break away from me, “B-But you s-said as much as p-possible!”

I pinched her cheeks slightly harder before letting go, “Fine… same rule applies to her but no f.u.c.k.i.n.g guys allowed, alright? Tell me beforehand too so I might join in or pick her up after.”

Tatiana interjected, “Well, that's a relief. Can't we just start f.u.c.k.i.n.g now? All these f.u.c.k.i.n.g rules~ As if we'd ever jump to another guy after all that had happened. Well, I don't about the rest of you but-”

“Oh my god! Don't say it so loud!”

“Tatiana~”

“Sounds about right to me too.”

“Even doing it by myself feels boring sometimes…”

“You guys too?!”

I started facepalming when I heard their replies but the moment Micah's girls replied with the same thing, I got a little~ bit worried.

I decided to address it, “What did you say what? Chloe?”

Chloe was caught off-guard, “I mean… you know… after last time… ehehe~ I can't say it out loud! Yumi! You answer!”

“Wha- Why me?! Amber! You answer them! You're the first one to spill!”

“I don't know what you're talking about… Mae, do you know?”

“I… umm…”

'Uh-oh…'

The rest of the girls were acting the same way but when I turned to Micah, she instantly averted her gaze while she was trying to control her laughter.

Kaley grew curious as well, “Micah, what happened when you talked to mom about the thing?”

Micah started to fidget as she looked at us, “You see… they said they'll still do it but they said that they umm… wanted to check how tough the work is… Honestly speaking, the work they were assigned wasn't as difficult compared to Davao but…”

“But?”

“They umm… in here… worked twice- no… thrice- I dunno maybe even more than that after you know… yesterday.”

“And?”

Micah looked at her girls before turning to us, “Let's just say a phrase was said earlier and it made your mom speechless for a few seconds.”

The others grew curious, “And that is?”

Everyone was looking at Micah and the rest but they wouldn't budge an inch as they couldn't even look at us in the eye except for Micah. However, Micah just gave us a mischievous smile before removing her top and sitting on my l.a.p. She gave me a huge kiss before pushing me down and going on top of me, much to everyone's surprise. Her huge t.i.t.s were right against me and she was biting her lower lip as our faces were right next to each other.

“How about this? I'll tell you what they said if you could survive all of us. That's the deal, hmm?”

I just faintly chuckled before looking straight into Micah's eyes but my left hand just sn.a.k.e.d around her back to unhook her bra and turn her over. She only managed to let out a short gasp before I covered her mouth and ripped the rest of her clothes off her body.