Clumsy Beast, Keep Your Paws Off
Chapter 888: The Great Chaos of the Backyard
Chapter 888: Chapter 888: The Great Chaos of the Backyard
Su Qinglan looked up at Hu Yan’s face, only to find his clear, gentle eyes completely replaced by a dark, ferocious, and deeply passionate gaze! He was staring up at her as if she had just thoroughly seduced him on purpose!
"Hu Yan... you..." Su Qinglan pointed a trembling finger at him.
Before she could even finish her sentence, the hard bulge twitched against her leg, making her face burn red as a cooked lobster! This big tiger puppy is completely hopeless!
The next second, Hu Yan’s powerful arms wrapped around her waist like iron bands!
With a swift, dominant twist, Hu Yan flipped their positions in an instant...pinning Su Qinglan flat onto the soft grass beneath him!
Before Su Qinglan could even protest, Hu Yan’s dark head leaned down, his hot lips swooping in to lock hers in a fierce and deeply possessive morning kiss!
Behind the house, the five watching husbands instantly blew their tops!
"HEY! Hu Yan, YOU SHAMELESS BASTARD! THAT’S A FOUL PLAY! "
Rong Ye’s angry roar shattered the quiet morning air as he came sprinting out from behind the corner of the house, his bare feet kicking up clouds of dirt!
Close on his heels were Shi Feng, Han Jue, An Mo, and Xuan Long, all looking thoroughly outraged.
Hu Yan had barely deepened the kiss...feeling Su Qinglan’s soft, sweet lips under his...when a wave of ferocious, competitive beastly pressure crashed down on him from five directions at once!
Before he could even taste her properly, two strong hands grabbed Hu Yan by the back of his collar, while another pair hooked under his shoulders.
With a violent move, Rong Ye and Shi Feng forcefully yanked the heavy tiger beastman right off Su Qinglan!
"Let go of Lan Lan! You cheat!" Rong Ye barked, stomping his foot in pure outrage. "You lost two rounds fair and square! You were supposed to admit defeat, not tackle our female like a wild beast!"
Hu Yan stumbled backward, landing on his feet with an annoyed huff. He smoothed down his wrinkled clothes, his face still flushed with a dark, satisfied heat, but his eyes glinted with unrepentant smugness.
"What cheat? She pinned me down first! I was merely taking advantage of the opportunity!"
"Taking advantage of the opportunity?!" Shi Feng rolled his eyes so hard it looked painful. "Brother Hu Yan, your shamelessness truly grows higher with your age! You saw you couldn’t beat her in raw strength, so you used your beauty and... other things to distract her!"
Su Qinglan scrambled up off the grass, her face burning as hot as a roaring furnace. She quickly smoothed down her skirts, her cheeks practically glowing crimson.
She gave Hu Yan a glare, but the big tiger beastman just flashed her a soft, helplessly innocent smile, looking like a massive puppy who knew he had done something bad but didn’t regret a single thing!
Meanwhile, Han Jue stepped forward, crossing his arms over his broad chest. A teasing smirk played on his handsome lips as he looked Hu Yan up and down, glaring right at the prominent, stubborn bulge that still hadn’t gone down.
"Brother Hu Yan," Han Jue drawled in his cool, smooth voice, "didn’t you say yesterday with great righteousness that a female’s body is fragile?"
"Didn’t you strictly declare that we must limit ourselves to once a month to protect Lan Lan’s health? Why is it that the moment Lan Lan shows off her strength, your own ’strict rule’ vanishes into thin air?"
Hu Yan choked on his own breath! His face turned from red to dark purple in a split second.
"I...I was merely testing her!" Hu Yan cleared his throat loudly, trying desperately to regain his dignity as the dignified First Beast Husband.
"Besides! Who knew Lan Lan’s physical body was so... so terrifyingly strong?! She lifted me with one hand! ONE HAND!"
"Which means," Xuan Long chimed in, walking up with his arms folded, his calm eyes gleaming with a victorious light, "your rule about her being ’too fragile’ is completely invalid."
"Exactly!" Rong Ye pumped his fist in the air, grinning wildly. "Lan Lan is stronger than half the male warriors in the whole world! She doesn’t need to rest for a whole month! In fact, Brother Hu Yan, since you were the one who made up this nonsense rule and broke the peace of the house, you should be penalized!"
Hu Yan’s eyes widened in alarm. "Penalized?! For what?!"
"For violating your own household peace!" Rong Ye declared with total authority, pointing an accusing finger. "Starting today, your turn gets pushed to the very back of the line! You sleep on the floor for the next week!"
"YOU...!" Hu Yan gaped at Rong Ye, his jaw dropping to the floor. "Rong Ye, you little brat, do you want to fight me right now?!"
"Come on then! Let’s fight! I’m not afraid of a tiger who gets flipped like a pancake by his own female!" Rong Ye taunted, sticking his tongue out.
Before the two of them could start rolling around in the dirt, Su Qinglan finally couldn’t take the ridiculousness anymore. She let out a loud sigh and stepped right between them, putting her hands on her hips.
"ALL OF YOU, STOP IT!" she yelled, her voice crisp and echoing through the yard.
Instantly, the five chaotic beastmen went completely silent. Hu Yan snapped his mouth shut, and Rong Ye quickly pulled back his tongue, both of them standing up straight like obedient little schoolboys.
Su Qinglan looked around at her six giant, handsome beast husbands, rubbing her temples in pure amusement and exasperation.
"Listen to me carefully," Su Qinglan said, looking right at Hu Yan. ℯ𝕝.
"Hu Yan, I appreciate that you care about my health. But my body is unique. Mating with all of you doesn’t exhaust me...it actually helps my cultivation and keeps my energy balanced!"
Hu Yan was completely stunned. "It... it helps your cultivation?!"
"Yes!" Su Qinglan huffed, her face blushing again. "So no more ’once a month’ nonsense! If anyone tries to lock me out of my own room again, I will be the one assigning you to wash all the clothes in the house!"
Hearing the threat of the terrifying laundry duty, all six beastmen shuddered in unison!
"Understood, Lan Lan!" Rong Ye cheered loudly. "The rule is canceled! Brother Hu Yan’s foolish rule is dead!"
Xuan Long smiled quietly, Han Jue let out a low chuckle, and even Hu Yan, despite losing his authority as the first husband, felt a wave of relief wash over him.
He looked at Su Qinglan with burning, affectionate eyes, secretly thrilled that his female was so powerful and that he wouldn’t have to suffer through an agonizing month of cold nights after all!
Just as the atmosphere in the yard turned sweet and harmonious, a sleepy voice suddenly drifted out from the back door.
"Mommy... Why is Father Hu Yan lying on the dirt? Did he fall down?"
Little Ciao Ciao, rubbing his sleepy eyes with his nine fluffy fox tails swaying lazily behind him, stepped out onto the porch, followed by Mao Mao and Xiao Er.
Rong Ye instantly burst into loud, wheezing laughter. "Yes, baby! Father Hu Yan fell down! Your Mommy threw him like a big sack of potatoes!"
Hu Yan’s face turned completely dark again as the cubs gasped in wonder, while Su Qinglan could only cover her face, laughing helplessly at her wonderfully crazy family.
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