Chapter 716: Promoting Birth Formula

Chapter 716: Chapter 716: Promoting Birth Formula

Following Doctor Li’s advice, Daoist Sun drank some hot congee and tucked himself into bed early.

During the night, he broke out in a heavy sweat that soaked right through his pajamas.

But he didn’t feel weak. Instead, he felt as if the heavy feeling in his body had been flushed out along with the sweat.

「The next morning.」

Sunlight streamed into the room through the curtains.

Daoist Sun’s eyes snapped open, and his first instinct was to take a deep breath.

"HIIISSS... WHOOOSH..."

The air flowed smoothly through his nasal passages, all the way down into his lungs.

The suffocating sense of blockage was gone. And... he could even smell the faint scent of air freshener in the hotel room.

"Holy shit, it’s clear! It’s really clear!"

Daoist Sun leaped out of bed in excitement, rushed into the bathroom, and stared at his reflection in the mirror.

His complexion, which had been somewhat dark and sallow from the chronic nasal congestion, now had a healthy, ruddy glow.

He eagerly set up his phone and started his livestream.

"Folks, it’s a miracle! A genuine miracle!"

With his hair a mess, Daoist Sun shouted excitedly into the camera, "My nose has been blocked for almost a month! I went to two different departments for Western medicine, and they couldn’t find anything wrong. Last night, I drank a single dose of the Chinese medicine Doctor Li prescribed, broke out in a sweat, and woke up this morning completely clear! I can even smell things again!"

Over a thousand people flooded the stream in an instant, and comments scrolled past like a blizzard.

"Holy shit? For real? It worked that fast?"

"A shill. He’s definitely a shill."

"Don’t be so salty, commenter above. I watched the whole stream yesterday. Doctor Li’s analysis made perfect sense. The man’s got real skills."

"TCM is incredible! Divine Physician Li is incredible!"

Daoist Sun watched the comments, his excitement mounting.

Although he had always promoted traditional culture online, had met many TCM practitioners, and even preferred Chinese medicine when he was sick, in his mind, TCM had always been the domain of "slow doctors"—something for gradual conditioning.

He had never imagined that a few seemingly ordinary herbs, in the hands of a true master, could produce such an immediate and devastatingly effective result.

"Folks, I’ve made up my mind! I’m not going back today. I’m going to camp out at Li’s Clinic for another day!"

Daoist Sun announced to the camera, "And I’m going to thank the Divine Physician in person while I’m at it."

...

「At the same time.」

「A villa in the suburbs.」

As dawn broke, Li Xu stretched and habitually checked his daily intelligence.

[Today’s Intelligence: Male Secondary Growth-Promoting Formula (Combined Oral and External Wash).]

[Core Formula: Cistanche, Cynomorium, Wild Goji Berries, Morinda Root, Japanese Yam Rhizome...]

[Usage: Decoct in water. Orally consume one-third of the liquid. Dilute the remaining liquid with warm water and soak the affected area for half an hour.]

[Pharmacology and Effects: By greatly tonifying congenital kidney qi, strengthening the sinews and membranes, invigorating blood and unblocking the meridians, and warming and clearing the Chong and Du Meridians, this formula can stimulate the secondary division and growth of an adult male’s corpus cavernosum cells. Depending on the individual’s constitution, continuous use for one course of treatment (seven days) can result in 2 to 5 centimeters of actual physical growth. No toxic side effects.]

"Huh?"

A giant question mark was the only thing left in Li Xu’s mind.

"It... it’s actually possible?"

Just yesterday, in front of tens of thousands of people, he had sworn that no Chinese medicine herbs could make ’that thing’ physically "bigger and longer." He’d said it was science fiction that violated the laws of physiology.

But this morning, the system had completely slapped him in the face, turning science fiction into reality.

Li Xu took a deep breath and carefully studied the formula’s principles.

According to Traditional Chinese Medicine, the size, development, and engorgement of a man’s ’member’ are primarily determined by three core mechanisms:

First, is the kidney qi sufficient?

The kidneys are the foundation of congenital essence and govern growth and development.

Abundant kidney qi provides the driving force for secondary growth.

Second, are the Zong Jin (genital sinews) replete?

The Suwen’s "Treatise on Flaccidity" states: "Endless thoughts, unfulfilled desires, outward lust, and excessive intimacy in the bedchamber lead to the loosening and slackening of the Zong Jin..."

In TCM, ’that thing’ is governed by the "Zong Jin," and the liver governs the sinews.

One must strengthen the sinews and membranes, making the Zong Jin robust and flexible, to create the foundation for expansion.

Third, are the Chong and Du Meridians unobstructed?

The Chong is the Sea of Blood, and the Du governs all the Yang of the body.

Only when the qi and blood flow freely through the Chong and Du Meridians can the spongy tissues be fully nourished and engorged.

Therefore, to use herbs to achieve a true "enlargement," one must simultaneously accomplish several things. You must massively supplement congenital kidney qi to promote secondary growth. You must strengthen the sinews and membranes to make the Zong Jin robust. You must invigorate the blood and unblock the pathways to allow the corpus cavernosum to become fully engorged. And you must warm and clear the Chong and Du Meridians to supplement the Primordial Qi of the lower burner.

To summarize in a few words: tonify the kidneys, strengthen the sinews, invigorate the blood, and clear the Chong and Du.

And the formula provided by the system was like a precision scalpel, perfectly addressing these four dimensions and fundamentally reactivating a growth mechanism that had already shut down.

"Isn’t this just completely heaven-defying?"

Li Xu stared at the projected growth data of "2 to 5 centimeters," and his heart couldn’t help but beat faster.

’Should I...’

’try it on myself first?’

He shook his head.

’Forget it. I’m already big enough. Any bigger... would be too much of a good thing. Definitely too much of a good thing.’

’What a shame,’ he thought. ’If this intelligence had shown up yesterday, I could have just called that netizen ’Flying Man’ from the stream to be my guinea pig.’

...

After breakfast, Li Xu went to the clinic to see patients.

Around ten o’clock, Daoist Sun walked in, beaming, holding his phone on a tripod.

"Doctor Li, you’re a Divine Physician!"

The moment he entered, Daoist Sun gave a deep bow and said excitedly, "That medicine you prescribed yesterday—I took one dose, broke out in a sweat, and today my nose is completely clear! My breathing is smooth, and I feel like I’m almost completely better."

Li Xu smiled, nodded, and took his pulse. "Your qi mechanism is indeed much smoother, but the superficial pathogenic factor has just been expelled. Your spleen and stomach still need to be consolidated. I’ll prescribe two more doses for you. After you finish them, the root cause will be completely eradicated."

Daoist Sun thanked him profusely, then made a request. "Doctor Li, could I possibly stream here for another day? Don’t worry, I’ll be completely quiet. I’ll just film you treating patients from the side."

"You may. By the way..."

Li Xu said, "I went back and looked through some rare ancient texts yesterday. Regarding the question that netizen raised in the stream, I found a formula that might be effective."

"What?"

Daoist Sun froze for a second before it dawned on him. His eyes widened. "You mean... the... the ’getting bigger’ problem?"

"Yes."

Li Xu nodded, his calm tone landing like a nuclear bomb. "This formula, a combination of oral and external application, can theoretically stimulate the secondary growth of the corpus cavernosum cells. Could you ask in your stream if that netizen from yesterday named ’Flying Man’ is around? If he’s willing, he can come over for a free trial of the medicine."

As soon as he said this, Daoist Sun’s livestream chat instantly boiled over.

It was like pouring a ladle of cold water into a wok of boiling oil.

The comment section exploded,

scrolling so fast that the words were impossible to read.

"HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!! What did I just hear?"

"Didn’t the Divine Physician say yesterday there was no such medicine? And he developed it today?"

"Secondary growth is actually possible? This is going to shatter the limits of human physiology!"

"Flying Man, calling Flying Man! Your time has come... Oh, wait, no, your ’friend’s’ time has come!"