Volume 10. Chapter 278 I’m A Foolish Woman, A True Glutton For Punishment. (Chapter 1179)

Chapter 278 I'm A Foolish Woman, A True Glutton For Punishment.

Hm? What’s up with the title for this chapter? Well, you see, that is…a compromise. That whole talk about early access of my narration did occur…but no actual decision on it was made. I had forgotten to bring it up again, since no one was reading ahead anymore. However, they weren’t doing that because they found a sense of remorse and extra respect of me, no.

No one was reading those gaudy hardcover versions of my narration…purely because of the wedding. This is a moment for enjoyment, to be out experiencing what we spent so long preparing. Of course, in downtime, some would obviously peep in on what I’ve put down recently. You know, someone like Guanyu, who is currently waiting for the others to be dolled up?…

Vulely: “Can I not just remove that section, your private time with Celia? The chapter title is so humiliating…” I weakly pleaded.

Guanyu: “If it wasn’t already being read as you write…I’d ask that of you, yes. Unfortunately, a lot of people have already witnessed what happened between Celia and me. There is no point in retroactively removing it.” She denied with a scolding tone.

Vulely: “…”

Guanyu: “Take your punishment with happiness and pride, Vulely. I could have very well given you a far more extreme penalty, as would be my right. And do not act like you haven’t added similarly…unique titles previously. The one I forced upon is quite tame in comparison.” She continued with a sigh.

I’ll just refuse to admit to that, doing so is how I will keep my sanity and whimsy. Either way, what’s done is done; and I wouldn’t have done it…if I was aware that I’d get caught almost instantly. Ah, karma is truly, truly a bitch, one that I wish Celia managed to seduce. At least then, we’d be given more mercy for our fuckups.

Karma: “Fuck you, I literally cannot touch or affect anyone of this group! Also, if she didn’t already have such a large harem, I would…” I cut her off there.

A Later Time.

Who was that, what happened? Nothing important, really. I foolishly (perhaps Guanyu had a point…) didn’t think that Karma was a real being when cursing her, but she was. Anyway, I skipped over a bunch of back and forth between her and me; which didn’t go anywhere interesting…

Jingle!

Vulely: “(- _ -)”

Karma: “(/ />/ A /</ /)”

After a talk with Celia (who took a break from the dolling), Karma was adopted as…Guanyu and Celia’s pet. Celia didn’t think that she would indulge in Karma, and the new girl said that she was fine not being a real wife, a toy suits her just fine. No, really! Karma is an actual masochistic painslut, in every sense of the word.

She was now dressed up in revealing lingerie, cat ears (real ones, not a hairband; we’re Higher Beings, after all), a collar and leash, etc. On said collar was a tag, ‘Property of Celia and Guanyu. The name of this bitch is Karma.,’ was on it. Guanyu held one end of the leash, and, as an extension of my punishment, I was walking with them. The Cultivator paraded Karma around Home, much to the bitch’s satisfaction. Look, I’m not insulting her for no reason, the girl begged me to call her in this in my narration specifically. A wise string of words from me: There is always a bigger pervert out there…