Cathulhu Online, MUNYA!

Chapter 361 — Cat Dad’s Father Was a Lunatic

The naked angel got to the B1 floor and leisurely followed the trails of the ant girls. But within three minutes, he ran into a bacteria monster.

ROAR!

Mao Miaomiao sized up the monster. He evilly grinned and ejected a pink pill from his inventory.

In his previous life, he had some experience in alchemy, and he made several weird pills. One of them was the notorious medicine that turned Devil, when he was a full-fledged man, into a refined lady.

Gender-Swap Pill

Before the bacteria monster reached Mao Miaomiao, he tossed the pink pill toward the monster. The pill sank into its body and was instantly dissolved.

The monster flinched and stopped moving. Its deep sound became a high-pitch voice of a tall woman, and its body underwent a transformation.

Although it changed the gender of the monster, its physique wasn’t altered much. Its slime-like physique and stickman arms were the same, except for its new hips outline and female organs.

Mao Miaomiao rubbed his chin and brought out more colorful pills. He shoved five yellow pills, two green pills, and seven white pills into the monster’s body.

The bacteria stopped yelling. Its body swelled and shrank in a rhythm. A minute later, the transformation was completed.

The scary and disfigured monster transformed into a woman with tanned skin, black long hair, a small mouth, and a sharp jawline. Unfortunately, she had no teeth or tongue as her entire body still consisted of evolved bacteria and unknown cells. No blood, veins, or human organs were inside her body.

But Mao Miaomiao wasn’t finished. He walked around the confused monster and got behind HER. Then, he gently bent the monster’s back forward.

“Ahem. You’ve never gotten any vitamin D, so it’s my obligation to help my son’s subordinates.”

Not caring if the other party was a liquid monster or had no female genitalia, Mao Miaomiao shove it in.

The monster jolted as she was surprised. She turned around and tried to eat Mao Miaomiao. However, the angel pushed her down to the ground and ate her instead.

“Stay still. You’re going to like it.”

ROAR!

“Oh, how cute.”

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The encounter caused a loud commotion on the B1 floor. Hiiro warily looked in the direction of the noise, but he couldn’t see through a section of the wall for an unknown reason.

Hiiro’s eyes and domains were capable enough to see through walls and floors. So far, everything in a radius of one kilometer was in his sight. Even so, an area on the border section of his domain was clouded in pink, and he was unable to see inside.

‘Who’s over there? A stellar constellation immortal?’

Hiiro had fought many strong immortals in W-1. Many low-tier immortals, aka the constellation immortals, had weak foundations, and Hiiro could easily pinpoint their weaknesses with his exceptional vision. On the other hand, the stellar constellation immortals were tricky and resourceful. Their physiques were often shrouded in the fog of their aura, and most of them could unleash multiple stellar constellation domain abilities at once.

Not wanting to challenge the local stellar constellation immortal, Hiiro made up his mind. Instead of raiding this dungeon head-on like usual, he would act like a proper assassin. Until he could reach the final boss, he would avoid confrontations to save his stamina and strength.

He kept reminding himself. Pangu only entrusted him with two quests — Destroy the Dungeon Core and Kill Miao Xiaomao. Everything else was none of his business.

‘Focus. After this job, I’ll be free from Pangu’s contract. Then, he’ll help me protect my friends and family. I need to finish this quickly and go home. By now, Solomon’s ghosts might be attacking the city. I don’t have much time to waste here.’

Concentrating on his task, Hiiro proceeded faster. His entire body turned black, and he sank into the ground.

DING

<You have used Shadow Stellar Constellation Domain!>

<Your body absorbs light, and no light can reflect from your skin or clothes.>

<You can hide in your shadow.>

In the shallow swamp, the wiggling dark area slithered like a snake, moving underwater. It followed the group of ant girls, who were carrying resources deeper into the dungeon.

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Following the ants for an hour, Hiiro finally found the entrance to the lower floor. Without hesitation, he rushed down and kept following the ant’s path.

Unfortunately, the path led Hiiro to the center of the B2 floor, where the queens resided. The ants gathered food in the queen’s room while the others carried the resources to another section of their nest.

Hiiro was disappointed. He left the queen’s room and followed the worker ants to their warehouse.

Along the way, Hiiro saw multiple new creatures. A group of yellow monsters with written faces paraded on this floor in a large group while their team leader carried a massive red cake in her hands.

“KIKIKIKI!”

Hiiro saw their names and levels.

Veteran Party Girl, Level 1,224

Elite Party Girl, Level 1,075

Elite Party Girl, Level 1,032

Party Girl, Level 999

Aside from the veteran and the elites, the rest of the party girls had the same level.

Hiiro observed the monsters from below and thought of the comments in the forum. Many players complained that Slave Dungeon was too strong for them to tackle, and the company admins failed to come up with a reasonable event.

After seeing the monsters first-hand, Hiiro understood why the expedition forces were defeated. Aside from him, no one had reached the immortal stage yet, and this dungeon was filled with immortals. Obviously, they were no match for the local monsters.

Hiiro kept watching how the party girls gifted the ant queens with their cakes and decorated the room with their balloons. Then, they left in peace.

But as soon as the party girls left, a new visitor showed up. She looked exactly like a regular NPC in every village as she wore casual clothes. In addition, she carried a basket, filled with fruits.

They were all spiritual fruits!

Hiiro frowned and glanced at the NPC’s name and level.

Hanna, Level 10

‘Huh?’

Something was odd here. A low-level NPC shouldn’t be able to walk around in this dungeon unharmed.

Noticing something unusual, Hiiro concentrated his vision and scanned the NPC woman again. Then, the name and level changed.

Pretty Skin (Hanna), Level 1,033

‘I knew it!’

Hiiro silently clicked his tongue. He cursed the dungeon master for sneakily hiding strong immortals in the guise of regular NPCs. If clueless players ran into this girl, they might have been in danger.

The imposter girl put her basket down and pulled out a broom and duster from her inventory. Then, she began cleaning the mess in the queen’s room.

The humanoid ant queens waved their antennae around as if they were in a good mood. They leisurely picked the fruits and ate them.

“GEH, instead of sitting around all day, clean your damn nest!”

All queens shook their heads and patted their big bellies.

Enraged, the imposter yelled at them, “GEHHHH!! STOP BEING LAZY! SHITTING EGGS ALL DAY IS NOT AN EXCUSE, GEH!!”

‘…’

Hiiro heard everything. He was speechless.

Not wanting to stay here any longer, he left the area and entered the storage room of the ant girls.

Although the B2 level was similar to the B1 floor, its maze layout was different. Every area was neatly partitioned, and the maze wasn’t that complex. The level had nothing but several large halls with a few pillars, and the ants created their own walls using the resources that they had acquired from the surface.

The storage room was one of the zones that ant girls arranged. A square partitioned room was designated as their warehouse.

Dried tree leaves, branches, and lumber were collected here. Not only they separated all items according to their type, but they also neatly arranged and tied them in bundles.

Impressed by the intelligence of the ant girls, Hiiro forgot about his mission. He admired and bemused the storage room for a few minutes, pondering about what they were planning to do with these junk items.

The wait rewarded Hiiro. While he was thinking, another group of mannequin monsters appeared out of nowhere. They collected the lumber and tree branches in their game inventories and vanished.

‘Huh?!’

Hiiro came out from his shadow and looked around the room.

‘Where did they go?’

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Mao Miaomiao hummed as he let off the stream. The tanned liquid monster earlier was now light brown as a huge load of white sauce mixed with her liquid body.

However, the monster fainted from pleasure. Her newly manifested eyes rolled upward and the corners of her mouth curved up. Her name also changed.

Immortal Bacteria Lady, Level 1,156

Mao Miaomiao cackled as he sliced the air with his finger, cutting through dimensions. Then, he picked up the evolved bacteria and threw her into the void.

“My seed is OP as usual. Anyway, a new waifu GETTO! Hehehe!”

After corrupting and claiming the stray monster as his new concubine, Mao Miaomiao searched for more prey. He forgot what he was here for, and he got too excited.

“DAMN MIAOMIAO! STOP MESSING AROUND!” The talking katana yelled at him and brought him back to his sense.

Mao Miaomiao didn’t listen. As perverted as he was, he popped the gender-swap pill in his mouth and transformed into a woman. However, he now looked exactly like Devil, the president of the United States of Wei on W-2.

Devil, when she was a HE, once created 13 clones of himself. One of them was Mao Miaomiao. As fate was so twisted and unpredictable, Mao Miaomiao corrupted and gender-swapped Devil, turning her into one of his wives.

At that moment, Mao Miaomiao, looking exactly like the peerless beauty Devil, had a new sickly idea to play. The angel thought of the ant girls and snickered.

A minute later, Mao Miaomiao shapeshifted into one of the scarlet war maidens. Then, the angel danced and skipped her way toward the nearest teleportation device that she had spotted.

“Next play, the scissors!”