Cathulhu Online, MUNYA!

Chapter 354 – Cat Dad is Not Alone

Xiaomao wasn’t the only one who heard the global announcement messages from Solomon.

In the middle of the negotiation, Ma Xingjuan, Odin, Loki, Thor, and Nian heard them as well. As none of them had expected such a development, they stared at Nian.

Odin clicked his tongue, “One of your master’s stupid tricks again? New game worlds for new players? Even a kid can tell that he’s about to herd the new sheep to his faction! What is the meaning of this, cat?!”

Nian repeatedly shook his head, “I don’t know anything about this! I’m sure Lord Pangu has no idea too, nya!”

“What do you mean Pangu has no idea? Isn’t your Solomon your ally? I heard Pangu gives him the entire company and Earth to get his help.”

Ma Xingjuan was baffled as this action might also jeopardize Pangu’s scheme in the long run as Solomon had an ambiguous connection with one of Mao Miaomiao’s wives. Solomon’s true motive was illogical and incomprehensible from their point of view.

At one point, Solomon antagonized Pangu. But often, they thwarted Mao Miaomiao and Mu-Nyang’s grand plans even though they sought to eliminate Pangu and his henchmen.

“I really don’t know, nya!”

“…”

All deities looked at each other in silence while they secretly pinched their fingers and read the karma of the game world. This was the common skill that every god acquired after they had gone through the tribulation of providence to attain godhood.

Odin and Loki instantly discovered that seventeen planets had already been recently created, but no creature was spawned yet. Thor found a distant star system with a completed ecology as if it was a copy of the Solar System. However, the Earth’s clone was filled with mortal creatures, and their average strength was below level 100.

Ma Xingjuan found a suspicious star cluster. Countless undead creatures, drakes, and dragons occupied the 50,000 stars in the sector, and their strength varied. Noticeably, each star’s resident had a similar strength. For example, one of the stars’ populations consisted of level 2,000 immortals while the strongest one was a level 2499 vampire.

As for Nian, whose capabilities were limited due to his incomplete physique, only discovered a trace of interaction between Leviathan and Solomon. In addition, Leviathan’ss master, Lilith, also met the old crook recently, and they struck a deal.

Noticing that Mao Miaomiao’s wives suspiciously visited Solomon, he mocked Ma Xingjuan.

“Spear bitch, your family isn’t united, nya! Lilith cheats on Mao Miaomiao!”

Ma Xingjuan flinched as she still remembered what Lilim and Lilith duo had done to her family in the previous life. Many friends, colleagues, and family members of Mao Miaomiao perished because of them, and Ma Xingjuan never forgot that incident.

Still, Ma Xingjuan managed to maintain her composure. She mocked Nian by revealing the secret army of Solomon.

“Instead of worrying about my family, how about you and your master pay more attention to your BEST FRIENDS. Your BEST FRIENDS secretly amasses trillion immortals on 50,000 barren stars. If those immortals suddenly enter our worlds, I’m sure the Pangu Church and your lord won’t have enough men to welcome them.”

“NYANI, NYA!?”

Nian widened his three eyes and reread the karma. Loki and Odin also tracked the karma thoroughly.

A few seconds later, everybody discovered the hidden troops of Solomon. They were speechless.

Loki suddenly had an idea. He clapped his hands and took control of the conversation.

“Lord Nian, Lady Ma, since we’re on the same boat, how about we stop the hostility and work together to overcome this crisis? It’s unwise to fight among ourselves when Solomon Army is threatening our countries.”

“…”

Ma Xingjuan and Nian looked at each other. They clicked their tongues as they hated the idea.

However, the threat of Solomon and his bold moves troubled them. Both Nian and Ma Xingjuan couldn’t afford to spend their manpower and resources to fight on many fronts.

Without a choice, Ma Xingjuan and Nian compromised.

“Temporary ceasefire, nya. Okay?”

“Fine. How long?”

“Solomon said the patch will be enforced after a week. How about three-month peace, nya? Do you agree too, Odin?”

Odin was delighted. As he needed time to prepare, he agreed to the three-month truce.

“I have no objection. The three-month truce is fair.”

“Tsk,” Ma Xingjuan was annoyed. She turned around and walked out of the temple.

Before she left, she warned them, “If anyone violates the agreement, I’ll rally my main forces on you, regardless of the situation!”

Thor sneered, “Scary.”

Loki laughed, “Bye-bye. We won’t send you off!”

“…”

Ma Xingjuan kicked the ground and vanished. She instantly left Asgard’s territory and descended the Yggdrasil.

After the scary woman was gone, Nian finally got to speak with Odin in private.

“Aside from the three-month truce, can we talk about our alliance, please, nya?”

“We’ll resume the talk after three months. Now, please leave my country. We don’t support the Pangu Church here.”

“But if you agree to let our church in, we’ll create a resurrection pylon tower for you, nya. Your townsmen, immortals, and deities under your banners can be respawned here, nya.”

“I appreciate your offer, but I need time to discuss it with my men. Let’s chat after three months.”

“… Don’t regret it, nya!”

Nian snorted and disappeared into thin air. His aura faded as if he had teleported somewhere else.

Noticing that the two deities were gone, Odin let out a long sigh of relief.

“What a day.”

“Yeah, what a day. We got attacked and humiliated! This never happened before!” Thor complained.

“It DID happen before,” Odin glanced at Loki, who whistled and feigned ignorance. Then, he changed the subject. “Let’s call Silveria and Freya over. Assemble all Einherjars and Valkyries. We will pay Midgard a visit and recruit as many warriors as we can!”

Thor smirked and stormed out. He finally got something to do.

When everybody left, Odin looked around the temple. He bitterly smiled and gazed at the sculptures around him. Then, he prayed.

“I don’t care if I have to die again. But please, if any higher entity or transcended being can hear me, please protect the mortals in Midgard. I know that I committed so many heinous sins in the past, and I regret it. I’m trying my best to redeem myself, but trouble keeps finding me. Just… give me strength… and look after my people… even if they’re dicks.”

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= World Two =

The global announcement didn’t only appear in the third game world, everybody in the second game world also received the same messages, minus the direct warning to Xiaomao.

“Are you serious?”

An angel with a black and white wing was standing in the middle of the meeting room in Xuchang City, facing the President of the United States of Wei, Cao Cao.

However, the peerless beauty with smooth straight black hair in front of him had another nickname. In her previous life, she was known as “Devil”. She was also the creator of Mao Miaomiao.

Devil wore a suit and black pants like a modern person, hiding her perfect figure underneath. She leaned back in her chair and grumbled.

“We will neither dispatch our forces to other worlds nor regroup with the others until we conquer this planet. Miaomiao, we have to solve the traitor issues first.”

Mao Miaomiao looked around him. He saw familiar faces in the room. Some of them were former disciples, servants, and wives of his in his previous life. Aside from his wives, who served Devil in this country, the ex-disciples and residents of OG Siren City seemed hostile toward him.

A blond young man in full plate armor among the crowd stepped out. The player bowed toward the chaos seraphim.

“I’ve heard a lot about you, Lord Mao. My name is James Huntsman. As you should have guessed, I’m the protagonist of this planet.”

“…”

Mao Miaomiao was familiar with the term “Protagonist”. After all, Devil created multiple clones, including Mao Miaomiao, to hunt these so-called heroes of the era.

Upon hearing the bold introduction, Mao Miaomiao unsheathed his black katana and pointed at Huntsman’s neck.

“Do you know the consequence of provoking me?”

Huntsman raised his hands and took a step back. As his level was under 1,000, he was aware of his status in this meeting room.

“My apologies. I didn’t mean to offend you, sir.”

Mao Miaomiao smirked. He already memorized the names of 12 protagonists that he might need to cut down in the future. Since Huntsman brought this up, he recited the names of these people in his mind.

‘How many allies and enemies again? Right. Hit List: Lu Bu and Xie Tian. Unknown stance: Shepherd, Zhou Yu, Sima Yi, Zhuge Liang, Damocles Caesar, Ran Tae, and this motherfucker. The ones I trust are Chase Sheffield, Lee Jinyong, Bianca Dullahan… and probably Xiaomiao if he ends up becoming the 13th member. Also, there’s that Hiiro Narukami that I have to be wary of. He might be the real 13th member and Xiaomiao is the 14th.’

Thinking of the main characters of this era reminded Mao Miaomiao of the former protagonists before the Great Reset. He wondered how Ma Moxi was doing in the third game world.

‘What’s that MF doing nowadays? Will he expand his harem and accidentally bang my dryad daughters one day? I kinda regret not banging that fox loli wife of his.’

Mao Miaomiao discarded the useless thoughts. He reminded Devil of the global announcement.

“Mu-Nyang told me Solomon has already taken over one-third of the Devine Theocracy Earth, and he now controls the Providence of Game Worlds. This patch is clearly targeting us. Devil, are you sure we don’t need to regroup?”

Devil insisted on her idea, “What will you do after the regroup? Moral support? In the end, Solomon will separate everybody. But one thing we know about the new patches is that our world’s countries will stay the same. Before the exodus comes, we must conquer this planet first!”

“What about Diaochan and others. That traitor Lu Bu got her.”

“She will be fine on her own. That scum won’t harm them.”

“… I hope you’re right. But I have a good sense, you see?”

Mao Miaomiao pointed at his right eyebrow, “Whenever I sense danger, my right eyebrow always twitches.”

“Isn’t that because of Samael’s soul inside you? Hasn’t he been reincarnated?”

“It’s muscle memory. It’s in my genes now.”

While saying this, his right eyebrow twitched. He sensed danger, but it was mild.

“Anyway, I’m going to see my useless son after I move the guys from Mao Clan here. Look after them for me, okay?”

“… Fine.”

Mao Miaomiao laughed and turned around. He glanced at his former colleagues.

Among them, Sima Yi, Lee Jinyong, and Huntsman stared at the infamous angel. One of them knew Mao Miaomiao from their previous life, but he didn’t speak out.

Mao Miaomiao snorted and left them alone. Currently, those men were too weak for him to care. He spread his wings, and his aura grew purple. Butterflies came out from his wings and scattered everywhere before they faded to nothingness. At the same time, Mao Miaomiao vanished.