Cathulhu Online, MUNYA!

Chapter 352 – Cat Dad Has Profound Naming Sense

A day quickly passed by. Xiaomao, Undine, Nymph, and Alice never stopped exchanging fluid as they got addicted to it. The mermen and mermaid had no choice but to watch the live show with dull eyes as they weren’t in the mood.

The hotel workers were also indifferent about it since it was the harvest season. This type of activity was common even in the high-class district – Many government officials sometimes took part in the action for fun as well.

After 12 hours of dual cultivation, Xiaomao’s level reached 799. The number of his free Life Essence Sea was staggering 256, which enlarged the pocket dantian to the point that it was now larger than Earth.

When the 256th sea was stabilized, Xiaomao stopped cultivating and rested. The girls also deeply exhaled as Xiaomao’s skillful tentacles stopped violating them.

Alice gently crawled toward the catopus. She kissed one of his tentacles and licked the head.

“Master, I love you so much.”

Although the lick felt nice, Xiaomao needed a break. He patted Alice’s head.

“I need to take a break, munya. I think Madoka might return soon.”

Hearing Madoka’s name, Alice’s face was ashen. She quickly cleaned her body and put on her clothes.

Noticing Alice’s weird behavior, Xiaomao was curious, “What’s wrong, munya?”

“M-Madoka is scary. L-Let’s not provoking her.”

“???”

Nymph and Undine narrowed their eyes as they heard the rumor. They also cleaned their bodies with their water magic and collected the white fluid in the room into their inventory.

Alice cooperated. In frantic, they almost drain all the seawater in the room to make sure that no sperm was left behind.

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Thirty minutes later, the suppressing aura of Madoka descended upon the Border Town. Every townsman looked up and found the huge scylla monster, diving toward the high-class district.

Madoka’s physique shrank as she followed the town’s rules. She tracked Xiaomao’s aura and found him inside a coral hotel. Expecting to get Xiaomao’s praise and rewards, she rushed into the hotel’s hall room, where Xiaomao’s group booked. She kicked the doors open.

“Master, I got the money!”

Madoka opened her game inventory and poured out countless tokens, artifacts, spatial rings, and gold coins. Within 10 seconds, half of the room was filled with treasure.

Xiaomao drooled. He wondered what kind of godly items and artifacts Joan had. Without hesitation, he randomly picked a spatial ring to check.

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Spatial Ring (Locked)

This ring once belongs to Rordon Gamsey, an immortal chef. He stored the ring in Asgard Bank so that nobody could find his secret cookbook and recipes.

Item Type: Artifact

Rarity: Uncommon

Effect: Provide 100 extra inventory slots to the owner.

NOTE: There are books inside.

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Xiaomao missed this type of item description. He recalled the spatial ring that he hadn’t opened yet, which required a billion strands of Qi. But now, Xiaomao was capable enough to forcefully unlock rings.

Getting excited, Xiaomao rummaged through the pile of treasures to find more spatial rings. After a while, he stumbled upon a peculiar ring.

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Nibelung Ring (Locked) (Cursed)

This spare ring belongs to Valkyrie Joan. It used to contain her soul-bound entity crystal inside as proof of her loyalty toward Asgard. However, Loki attempted to devour her soul and failed. Out of rage, he put a curse on Joan’s soul, sealing her potential to attain godhood.

Item Type: Artifact

Rarity: Super Rare

Effect: Provide 500 extra inventory slots to the owner.

NOTE: There are cultivation resources inside.

[Cathulhu Instinct]: Give the entity crystal back to Joan, and she can evolve. As for the cultivation resources, they will be useful for the boys in the dungeon.

[Foresight]: Just unlock the ring with your Qi, and the curse will be lifted. Then, give the ring to Joan to boost her strength.

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Xiaomao was slightly disappointed since his Senpais advised him to give it to someone else. As for the cultivation resources inside, they were all essence cores, which gave better stats than spirit stones.

However, Xiaomao was no longer interested in stones and cores. He absentmindedly unsealed the ring and put it in his inventory. Then, he searched for more items and rings.

“Where are the immortal-grade items and god items, munya?!”

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Hours later, Xiaomao sorted the treasures and concluded his gains.

1.5 billion PACTs, 700 million gold coins, 50 storage rings, 70 million essence cores, a thousand pieces of equipment, and 600 trinkets were Xiaomao’s profits. Combined with his wealth, he now had 2.2 billion PACTs, not including the PACT Meowmeow kept for the dungeon.

Xiaomao also got a nice item that he could use.

The item was a 1.2-meter broadsword. Its size and length were perfect for a flying sword for cultivators.

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Nibelung Sentient Sword (Mass Production Version)

This sword is one of the Nibelung Series that Asgard provides to their elites. As it was made from an entity stone of a deity, it can cut through a mandate domain of a deity if the owner can feed Sword Providence Qi to it.

Be warned. The sword is sentient, and it will reject everybody that it doesn’t recognize.

Item Type: Weapon

Rarity: Legendary

Requirement: Acknowledgement of the Sword Spirit, Level 9000 and above.

Durability: Depends on the sword spirit’s strength.

Effects: If you are recognized by the sword spirit in the weapon, you will obtain the following benefits;

– Increase ATK and M.ATK by 99,999,999

– Increase DEF and M.DEF by 50,000,000

– Increase Max HP by 1,000,000,000. Add ten extra health bars with the same Max HP as an external barrier HP.

– Increase Max MP by 5,000,000,000. All spells and skills consume only 1% of the MP usage.

– HP and MP regenerate by 5% every second.

– HP bars automatically switch when the HP drops to 50%.

– Unlock the Dao of Spatial Sword.

[Cathulhu Instinct]: Very weak for a level-9999 weapon. It provides nothing but stats.

[Foresight]: It’s only useful for a flying sword. You should look for a blacksmith deity to craft you a soul-bound weapon instead.

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As the Senpais had suggested, Xiaomao was in need of a new flying sword. He laughed and swung it around. Then, everybody in the room could hear the sword’s voice.

[How is this even possible?! How come a stupid cat can wield the GREAT ME?! Has this world gone insane?!]

“Shut it, munya! Surrender and submit to me. Otherwise, I’ll be using you as a flying sword instead of a weapon, munya!”

[You’re not my master! You cannot control me… WAIT!]

Xiaomao grinned and pulled out a hammer that he got from one of the artifacts. Then, he slammed at the blade.

[STOP!]

CLANK

The level-5000 hammer hit the silver body of the sword. The noise was so loud that Nymph covered her ears.

The sword kept yelling, but Xiaomao didn’t care. He hit the sword again as if he was pretending to be a blacksmith.

“MUNYA!”

CLANK!

[NOOOO! STOP!]

“Stopn’t!”

CLANK!

[WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH YOU?! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!]

“Submit to me or be broken, munya!”

[YOU!!]

CLANK!

[ARRRRGH!! SOMEBODY HELP! STOP THIS MAD CAT!]

CLANK!

[OW! IT HURTS!]

CLANK!

[Could you…]

CLANK!

[OW! Please sir…]

CLANK!

[NO! It’s going to dent!]

CLANK!

[STHAAAP!!]

CLANK!

Xiaomao showed no mercy. He kept hitting the sword and forgot that he was doing it to make it submit.

It was too much fun to stop.

[I YIELD! PLEASE! MAKE IT STOP!]

CLANK!

[I SAID I SURRENDER! PLEASE STOP THIS MADNESS!]

CLANK!

[Please, my lord! This servant will be loyal to you. Please don’t do this!]

CLANK!

[WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! PLEASE, LET ME LIVE!]

Xiaomao hummed and raised his hammer to hit it again. However, Alice grabbed the hammer as she felt bad for the sword.

“Master, that’s enough.”

“Munya?”

Xiaomao came back to his senses. He looked at the body of the blade and found that it was dented a little.

The sword suddenly shone, and the damage was self-repaired. Then, the spirit of the sword came out.

The semi-transparent body of a metal slime came out. His cat-like expression and his sad eyes looked pitiful.

[Master, I surrender. Please don’t hurt me. No more.]

Xiaomao stared at the metal slime and raised his brow. He turned around and floated next to the sword spirit.

“Guys, if we float like this, do we look the same, munya?”

“Eh?”

Undine and Nymph narrowed their eyes and compared their physiques. Their round heads were the same size, but the spirit didn’t have cat ears. Still, its cat emoji expression was the same as Xiaomao’s face when the latter wasn’t paying attention.

“You look like brothers, minus the ears and tentacles.” Nymph giggled.

​ Xiaomao laughed and patted the metal slime with his tentacles, “Sorry for earlier. But if you don’t want it to happen again, don’t raise your voice against me, okay, munya?”

The slime sweated profusely, [Y-Yes… munya.]

The crowd laughed when the spirit mimicked Xiaomao’s MUNYA. Even Xiaomao loved it.

“First order, from now on, you must end your sentences with MUNYA!”

[Yes, master… munya!]

“Excellent, munya!”

Xiaomao applied his Qi to it to feed its energy. The sword spirit sulked and took the Qi even though it was inferior to what he had in the past.

That was what it thought in the beginning.

[T-This purity… munya?! M-Master, who are you, munya?!]

Xiaomao snorted, “It doesn’t matter, munya. Anyway, what should I call you?”

[I-I don’t have a name. Please name me, munya.]

Xiaomao widely grinned. He pointed his tentacle at its face as if he was pointing a finger.

“Now, be grateful that I will use my profound atheistic sense to come up with a great name, munya!”

[Of course, master, munya. Any name will be great, munya.]

Undine and Nymph looked at each other. Then, they prayed for the sword.

Alice and Madoka glanced at the duo. They looked at each other and started chatting, wondering how they became Xiaomao’s servants.

Then, Xiaomao delivered his judgment.

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[NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!]

That day, everybody in the hotel heard the cry of despair from the spirit.