Cathulhu Online, MUNYA!

Chapter 326 – Cat Dad Has a Harem?

“Whoa.”

“Holy crap.”

“Is this Backrooms Level 11?”

“This place is kinda creepy but nice!”

Ijin’s colleagues and their families entered the portal and appeared in the dungeon’s upgraded resident area. Police cars, vans, trucks, and motorcycles paraded on the road while the passengers looked outside the windows, admiring the countless skyscraper buildings that looked identical everywhere.

From a glance, every building was about 70 to 80 floors, judging from its height. The width and length were also impressive as each building covered 1,500,000 square meters.

In every block, four buildings stood tall. The eight-lane paved roads were bump-free and sturdy enough for supercars to test their highest speed.

The group parked their vehicles in front of the nearest building. Jin Ijin got out of his black sedan and walked toward the entrance.

BEEP

The glass door automatically opened, inviting him inside.

Jin Ijin peeked inside. The lighting in the building were perfect and professionally arranged. However, there was nothing in there except the elevators and built-in counters.

It looked deserted.

“…”

The liminal atmosphere gave Jin Ijin goosebumps. He took two steps back and turned around.

DING

Suddenly, an elevator brightened and opened. A young mother and her daughter, holding hands, walked out and looked at them.

“Look, mom! New people!” The daughter pointed at Jin Ijin.

“Oh, they look weak… and GEH.”

“Stop calling strangers gay, mom. You’re rude.”

“I’m so sorry, dear. I’ll be careful.”

The mother snickered and guided her kid toward another elevator with a strange symbol.

That elevator had no button. Instead, in front of the door, a crimson pentagram magic circle was placed there as if someone had tried to summon Satan.

The mother and daughter stood on it as if it was a normal thing to do. Then, the pentagram flashed, and the two vanished.

“…”

Jin Ijin witnessed everything from the start to finish. He closed his eyes, shook his head a few times, and reopened his eyes to make sure that he wasn’t hallucinating. Unfortunately, he couldn’t see the duo anymore.

“Those that gathering in front of that building, don’t enter it yet, munya! I need to talk with the floor manager first, and I’ll arrange a room for everybody, munya.”

Xiaomao also entered the portal and shouted at Ijin.

Jin Ijin gulped and strode away from the entrance. He regrouped with his colleagues and their families, waiting for the arrangement.

People unloaded their belongings from their vehicles. They looked around, wondering if they would get an apartment room in one of the buildings.

However, Jin Ijin’s wife complained.

“This place is kinda stuffy. There is no tree around here.”

“Come to think of it…”

The complaint reminded everybody that they hadn’t seen a single grass, plant, or tree in this cement forest. However, they smelled grasses, dirt, and fresh air, which was unusual.

While Ijin’s group stopped wandering around, the journalist group finally mustered their courage and followed after the pioneers. Many unprepared news reporters took their chances as they could always head back. The cameramen immediately took photos and recorded everything they saw here.

“For the temporary group, you should stay near the portal since we will close it in a few hours. For the permanent immigrants, please gather with the police group, munya!”

The journalists hesitated for a moment before they split into two groups. Out of a hundred journalist crew, 70 of them decided to move here. As for the rest, they still valued their home and their families.

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A few minutes later, Mary, Lucky, Undine, and Nymph arrived to welcome Xiaomao’s return. A pretty skin, two war maidens, and a party girl also followed Mary around, acting as her bodyguard.

“Master!”

Lucky leaped into his arms.

“I’m home, munya.”

Mary hesitated for a moment as she wasn’t used to talking with Xiaomao in his human form.

Because of Xiaomao’s recent cultivation achievements and his Daos, his skin was smooth and spotless. His face and jawline also slightly changed, becoming more handsome and youthful like a teenage in his 16th.

Unable to handle the idol-like face, Mary blushed and averted her eyes while bowing, “Welcome back, master.”

“Ah, Mary. How are your days here, munya? Are you and your family adjusted to the dungeon yet?”

“Thanks to many seniors here and the bodyguards, my kids and I are doing well.”

“Nice. Oh, by the way, we have new residents. Could you arrange a new home for the new residents, munya?”

Mary looked at the journalist group and the police crowd, “All of them?”

“Yes, munya.”

“Okay. This might take a while since I have to contact Lord Meowmeow to create new furniture.”

“Take your time, munya.”

“Then, please excuse me. I’ll go see the new residents and talk to them.”

Mary excused herself and approached Ijin’s group.

After Mary had left, Nymph coyly grinned and wrapped her arms around Xiaomao’s neck, “Hello, dear husband. You have some explanations to do.”

Xiaomao raised his brows, “What explanation, munya? And what husband?”

Undine coughed. She slightly blushed, but her eyes didn’t hide her anger, “She meant exactly as she said. You DID something to us, and you need to take responsibility… husband.”

“…”

At that moment, Xiaomao realized something. He thought of the days when he had sexy times with their clones in his pocket dantians.

Did the activity affect them?

Did they share senses?

Could the clones share their memory with them?

Xiaomao had a hundred questions. He sweated profusely and attempted to lessen the damage by coming up with a random excuse.

“I’m so sorry, munya. I… fapped to you both.”

“…”

The journalists stared at Nymph, Undine, and Lucky. The cameramen took photos of the dog girl and the mermaids, who came here in their human form. As the two peerless beauties came here with their usual micro bikinis, the men couldn’t resist.

Meanwhile, the female journalists paid attention to the dog girl, who looked like an athlete. Because Lucky was as tall as Xiaomao and had toned muscle, she stood out from the other feminine residents.

Then, the journalists noticed the monsters behind Mary.

The two war maidens stopped walking around naked as they wore basic clothes and gear that they picked up from dead players. The pretty skin, on the other hand, mimicked the mermaids and strolled around with a set of micro bikinis. As for the party girl, she didn’t need clothes as she didn’t have genitalia, except a curvy body and nipple-less mountains on her chest.

Although the appearance of the monsters distracted the journalists for a moment, the conversation between Undine, Nymph, and Xiaomao was more interesting.

Lucky coughed, “Master. Senior Meowmeow told us that you dual-cultivated with their clones.”

“Err…”

“He said that your pocket dantian might be different from your father’s. Whatever you did in there with someone’s clones, it affected the real persons.”

“Wait, what?!”

“You see, master. Senior said that if you killed a clone of someone, you sowed karma with that person. If you get a chance to meet the original of the clones, that person might hate you or vaguely remember the techniques that you used against the clones in your pocket dantian. The same goes for dual-cultivation partners…”

“Crap, munya!”

Xiaomao exclaimed and looked at Nymph and Undine. He lost count of how many times he did it with them. He still remembered that he experimented with various positions during the deed, and he made the clones faint more than the times he defeated Wei Feng and Wei Xiong.

“Also, master. Senior said that your pocket dantian might have a perk like a hyperbaric time chamber? I don’t remember the detail. But…” Lucky looked at the victims. She snickered, “I think you should continue.”

Undine coughed, “Let me guess, Xiaomao. Is one minute in the real world one hour in your pocket dantian?”

“Erm, yes, munya. How did you know?”

“How nice. I still remember that I came averagely ten times in every minute when you started doing it. You really liked my clone’s body, didn’t you?”

“… I’m so sorry, munya.”

Nymph giggled and played with Xiaomao’s chest with her fingertip, “What’s the fun of doing it with the clones? If you really need a partner, why don’t you use the REAL VERSION, hmm? Do you think this elder sister is too scary? Do you think a fish can eat a cat?”

“N-Not at all, munya.”

“Be a good boy and take responsibility, okay?”

“…”

That day, Xiaomao regretted it. He shouldn’t have done it with someone he knew.

‘I should have done it with a stranger. Dammit, my D! Why are you doing this to me?!’