Cathulhu Online, MUNYA!

Chapter 322 – Cat Dad Seduces Koreans

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Although the journalists were disappointed that Xiaomao didn’t kill Song Yang-Cheol, they didn’t forget to take historical photos and recorded everything.

Song Yang-Cheol was the richest man in Korea, and he was the major shareholder in several banks, finance companies, a car company, a private hospital, a major electronic company, and a digital platform. His influence reached the Blue House as his affiliate companies contributed 60% of Korea’s annual tax income every year for decades.

His death could stir chaos in Korea’s business field as his relatives owned shares in many companies. Many employees were at risk of being released due to the change in management rights and the new board directors – They didn’t have faith in Song Yang-Cheol’s relatives, except Song Hyun Woo, a prodigy who became successful oversea without his grandfather’s help.

Many investors had been following the news of Song Yang-Cheol’s health. But suddenly, the old entrepreneur claimed that he was healthy after he had basked in the light.

Personal doctors of Song Yang-Cheol rushed to his side. Paramedics also came over and brought Song Yang-Cheol and Song Hyun Woo to their hospital, which belonged to the elder as well.

Without saying a word of gratification, the group left in a hurry. Only Song Hyun Woo turned around and deeply bowed toward Xiaomao.

Xiaomao laughed, “You’re welcome.”

Song Hyun Woo raised his head and brightly smiled, “I will never forget this favor, sir.”

The rich young man rushed to his grandfather’s side. He hopped into the ambulance and left with his crew.

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Flashes of cameras never ceased as this development ensured a first-page scoop.

Some of the journalists called their colleagues and told them to follow Song Yang-Cheol. A few looked back and forth in hesitation, unable to decide if they should stay here or follow the billionaire old man.

Xiaomao ignored them and turned his attention to the other elders.

“Who wants to try next, munya?”

A healthy middle-aged man among the caretaker crowd raised his hand. His tall physique stood out from the rest as he was a former weightlifter. However, he had a history of torn ligaments and dislocated elbows. Although he looked fine at a glance, he had joint issues, and he couldn’t play around in the gyms anymore.

Xiaomao looked at the tall man and stared at his bald head, which reflected the sunlight.

“Do you want your hair back, munya?”

“Any hair on my head is appreciated, lad. Make me a rock star if you can!”

“You got it, munya!”

Another beacon of light descended upon the elder.

COUGH

The tall elder coughed and spat a mouthful of black liquid. His muscle suddenly got firmer and bigger. The pain in his elbows and joints was gone, and lush dark hair grew. A minute later, his hair was long enough to touch his buttock!

“BHAHAHAHA! THE MIRACLE IS REAL!”

The caretaker burst into laughter. He looked down and admired the refreshing feeling of his firm muscle, painless joints, and youthfulness. He didn’t notice that his appearance looked 10 years younger.

But the bystanders did. They saw and recorded everything with their cameras and phones.

Xiaomao turned toward the other elders. He counted the people he needed to cure.

“One, two, five, four… Me count so poor…”

Xiaomao accidentally sang a mildly metal song and stopped counting. He grinned and activated his full domain power, purifying everybody, including the journalists.

The white dome expanded and covered everybody in front of the police station. They started coughing and spat several mouthfuls of black liquid everywhere. The elders, who were sicker than the rest, vomited black blood and almost collapsed to the ground because of the sudden changes in their bodies.

SCREECH!

One of the journalists let out a weird screech and fainted. Then, a ghost ejected from his body, revealing its true form.

Although most journalists were surprised by the black liquid coughing phenomenon, their muscle memory kicked in when they saw weird beings and turned their phones and cameras to record the monster.

The ghost bellowed in anger and glared at Xiaomao, “Miao Xiaomao, you ingrate! How dare you betray Lord Solomon?!”

Xiaomao smirked and intentionally shouted a corny line, letting everybody hear him, “I never serve Solomon! It doesn’t matter who he is, but if he dares to lay his hands on humans, I will stop him, munya!”

“IMPUDENCE!”

The ghost charged toward Xiaomao. The latter pointed his hand toward the monster and a blood spike shot out from his palm, piercing the ghost’s torso.

True Purification

BOOM

The ghost shattered to dust.

Xiaomao retracted the blood spike back to his hand. His wound was healed, and he turned around to check the conditions of the elderly people.

Just like Song Yang-Cheol, they looked younger and more energetic. The elders looked at their arms and hands, then they turned toward their caretakers and relatives.

“I’m cured!”

“I can see!”

“Haemin! Little Haemin! Your grandpa won’t die!”

“My pee-pee is stronk again!”

Each elder had a different reaction and trauma, but they were all healed. Their prolonged diseases were gone like smoke.

Jin Ijin, the police officers, and the journalists witnessed everything from the start to finish. They even went through the same ordeals to discover the effects of Xiaomao’s power. Although some journalists didn’t think that their lives would change, a few field workers, cameramen, and people with health complications understood the significant effects of Xiaomao’s power.

While everybody was in confusion, Xiaomao turned to Jin Ijin, “Do you believe in me now, munya?”

Jin Ijin pointed at the faint journalist, “What about that guy?”

“His soul is gone. He’s one of the possessed. I can’t help him, munya.”

“I see.”

Jin Ijin turned around and talked to his colleagues. They huddled and exchange their views on this matter. As for the journalists, they started bombarding questions.

“Sir! What was that power? Can you tell us the detail and how you get it?”

“Will you join the medical field in the future?”

“Can your power replace doctors around the world?!”

Xiaomao raised his hands to silence the crowd. He walked toward them.

“My power can only be acquired from Pangu Online 2 game. However, there are conditions to acquire it, munya.”

The journalists stopped talking and listened to Xiaomao, waiting to hear the condition.

“You must join the Cathulhu Faction and play as a catopus, munya! I’ll tell you some tips. Create your character, join Server 3, and visit the Slave Dungeon. Enter that dungeon and apply to join the Cathulhu Faction, munya! If you clear everything, you can gain a similar superpower as mine!”