Novel Full 292 Cat Dad Dungeon’s Theme Song?
Chapter 292 – Cat Dad Dungeon’s Theme Song?
“Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream! Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily! Life is but a dream!”
Meowmeow hummed the song that the party girls were addicted to. He returned to the B7 floor and checked on everybody.
As soon as Meowmeow returned, Undine, Nymph, John, Andrew, and Peter rushed toward him.
Undine reported, “Sir. Fu De did something to James. We need you to see this.”
“James, munya?”
Meowmeow stared at the 3D map and found James’ location. His signature flashed in the prison area behind the B2’s boss room, but there was also a player in there.
The cat god frowned. He looked at the large monitor and changed the camera to the CCTV in the prison. Then, the footage of the prison cell appeared on the screen.
Fortunately, James wasn’t doing anything indecent this time. He was unconscious, and he was lying next to a prisoner.
Next room, Fu De was in the middle of cleaning the wreckage. She replaced the extraction machine and resumed drawing Cardachion’s blood into the tank.
Nothing seemed unusual, except James. He wasn’t supposed to be there. In addition, Fu De seemed suspicious.
“That stupid vampire! I’ll teach that brat a lesson, munya!” Meowmeow clicked his tongue and stomped toward a teleportation device.
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= B2 Floor, Prison Area =
“Bleed, squeeze, bleed them all. Blood runs down the stream. Merrily, murderly, mortally, merrily! Life is but a dream!”
As newborn party girls were created on the B1 floor, they always walked down the stairs and passed through the B2 area. Along the way, they carried a few radios, which repeatedly played nursery rhyme songs.
Because of the songs, Fu De got an earworm disease, and she couldn’t get rid of the song from her mind. She soon succumbed to it and made a different version.
While singing, she leisurely scooped the blood from the tank with a cup. Then, she drank them as if they were a fine wine.
BURP!
Fu De’s life couldn’t be better. She was glad that she joined Xiaomao and Meowmeow’s side. After she had arrived here, she regained her youth and power. Even though she lost her original gender, Fu De didn’t mind it.
Moreover, Fu De just got a vampire subordinate. She couldn’t be happier.
After drinking enough angel blood, Fu De revisited James. The guy was still unconscious as he hadn’t adapted to the vampire bloodline yet.
“A high human and my bloodline, what kind of monster will I create, Hehehe.”
“Yes, munya. What kind of monster will you create?”
Fu De nodded and pondered, “Probably something superior to a regular vampire. He might still be weaker than pure-blood vampires, though.”
“So you’re saying, you’ve corrupted Xiaomao’s subordinates for nothing, munya?”
“I didn’t say that… wait a minute.”
Fu De frowned. She didn’t remember that she had friends here.
She turned around and found the orange cat god, who glared at her with his round dilated eyes. His menacing aura, the “CO-CO-CO-CO” sound effects, and darkened expression looked like something from Jojo manga.
“By chance, are you interested in bat soup or bat curry, munya? I heard those dishes are delicious, munya!”
Fu De sweated profusely. She groveled on the ground, “EEEEEEK!! I’m so sorry, master! Please don’t eat me!”
“That depends on the gravity of your crime, munya! If James mutates and becomes crippled because of your stupid vampire bloodline, I’ll make sure to bring the best chef from the other dimension to cook you, munya!”
Fu De cried. She kowtowed several times, “I’m very sorry! I won’t do it again!”
“Let’s hope that James survives this, munya! If not…” Meowmeow spread his paws and showed Fu De his sharp nails, “You’re dead.”
“EEEK!!”
Fu De wept and rushed to James’ side. She bit the tip of her tongue and extracted her blood essence. Then, she kissed James, pouring her blood essence into his throat.
James suddenly widened his eyes, and his body jolted. His blood vessels turned dark, and his skin lost all color, becoming as white as a sheet.
Fu De didn’t stop there. She injected several droplets of Life Essence into his bloodstream and helped him open all 108 meridians like how Mir did for Xiaomao.
Observing how Fu De redeemed herself, Meowmeow was satisfied. He checked James’ vital.
It was too late to undo the mutation. However, James wouldn’t turn into Fu De’s slave, and he might gain some benefits from the evolution. Still, there was something lacking.
James didn’t have the same pocket dantian as Xiaomao. His growth ceiling was capped at level 9999.
He couldn’t become a deity, which was unacceptable!
Meowmeow glanced at Cardachion, who inherited the bloodline of the angels. He slightly grinned as he thought about the origins of Mao Miaomiao and the other archangel brothers of his.
‘Devil, Adam, Lilith, and Eve are from the first generation. Devil created Mao Miaomiao and archangels with his blood, so they’re the second generation. Those archangels attempted to mass produce the first generation, but they created 3rd-generation angels instead. Pangu, you’re stupid. You shouldn’t have added angels into the clone pool for players. This player has a clone of that 3rd-generation angel, and her bloodline is too strong for you to contain!’
He suddenly had an idea. Meowmeow brought out two coffins and put both James and Cardachion in them. Then, he sank them into his shadow.
“I’ll be taking these two, munya.”
“Y-Yes. Please do!” Fu De sobbed as she didn’t want to lose the angel blood factory.
Meowmeow snorted and glanced at the buffed war maidens. He suddenly remembered something.
“I’ll give you a chance to redeem yourself, munya.”
Fu De was delighted, “Is there anything I can do for you, sir?”
Meowmeow summoned the 3D map of the dungeon and pointed at the area outside the cave, “Joan’s party has been wiped out, and the players are weak right now, munya. Since your forces need blood to operate, I’ll send you out. You can take as many war maidens with you. Whatever you score out there, it’s yours, munya.”
“R-Really?!”
“But you’ll have to compete with the new guardian, munya. I’ll also send the B3’s group to the surface too.”
“Eh? A new guardian?”
“Yes, munya. I made her after I created Gata. Get along well, munya!”
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= Slave Dungeon, B3 Floor =
“Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream!”
Among the crowd of party girls, one of them stood idly in front of the stairs, which connected to the B4 floor. 20 balloons, made from human intestines, were floating and hovering around her.
The party girl had the same name and level as the others. However, the drawn face looked different.
BLINK
She could blink. Moreover, her mouth could move.
“Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily! Life is but a dream!”
As the song continued, faces appeared inside the balloons. Their expressions were distorted in pain, anguish, and desperation. Among them, Tian Feng’s face also appeared.
Tian Feng’s mouth moved, wanting to cry in pain and plead for help. However, no voice came out.
They were the dead NPCs’ faces, who had been eaten or turned into fellow party girls. Their souls were trapped in the balloons!
“Kikikiki!”
The party girl’s laughter was also different. She gazed at the souls of the victims.
For a brief moment, her name and level changed, revealing her true identity.
Party Queen, Host of Fun Party, Level 4,000