Cathulhu Online, MUNYA!

Chapter 203 – Cat Dad is Envious

<strong>Name:</strong> Wei Zhi

<strong>Role: </strong>Support Character (Player)

<strong>Rarity:</strong> Ultra-Rare

<strong>Race:</strong> Oni

<strong>Class:</strong> Samurai

<strong>Class Skills:</strong> Hundred Slash, Bushido Spirit

<strong>Racial Skills:</strong> Innate Blood Roots, Katana Mastery, Blunt Weapon Mastery

<strong>Add-On Skills:</strong> World Jump, [??????], [??????]

<strong>Title:</strong> First Supporting Player

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Level: 1

<strong>Status Attributes</strong>

STR: 10

DEX: 10

AGI: 10

VIT: 10

INT: 10

WIS: 10

LUCK: 10

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<strong>Spiritual Roots</strong>

Fire: 10

Water: 10

Wind: 10

Metal: 10

Wood: 10

Lightning: 10

Dark: 10

Light: 10

Blood: 10

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Wei Zhi’s stomach churned when she saw her status attributes. She missed her old character, which was a lot stronger than this avatar. But when she saw the skill list, Wei Zhi regained hope.

Battlefield Warlord was a hybrid DPS-necromancer. The character’s growth depended on the spirit followers, and her attack power grew when her retainers participated in a battle.

On the other hand, this character emphasized one-vs-many situations, especially in group fights. Solo-player might find it hard to play this character while team players or guild players would love it.

Wei Zhi was an aspiring solo player. She just wanted to experience the game in peace, so she didn’t like what she saw.

“Xiaomao…”

Wei Zhi looked up as she wanted to comment on this character.

“Yes, mom?”

“Mom?”

“Whoops. I meant ma’am! N-Never mind!”

“???”

Wei Zhi raised her brows. Xiaomao’s tone sounded strange yet sweet.

Then, Wei Zhi looked down, inspecting her new body.

“Wow!”

Wei Zhi forgot her previous disappointment. She now loved the game character!

Her new character’s breasts were so big that she couldn’t see her belly. As a marathon runner and an athlete, Wei Zhi’s chest size had always been as flat as a board due to her high energy consumption, metabolism, and her genes. Now that she got a pair of melons, Wei Zhi was overjoyed.

Wei Zhi brightly smiled. She thought of her female classmates, who sometimes bullied her because of her chest size.

‘I can’t wait to see their faces when I show THESE to them! Oh, wait. This is a game character…’

Wei Zhi sighed, but she couldn’t stop massaging the meat.

As Wei Zhi kept touching her breasts, Xiaomao and the men gulped. Their bloodshot eyes fixated on her bouncy melons.

“AHEM!”

Mary and Lucky coughed, bringing back Wei Zhi to her senses. The men also stopped ogling her and looked away.

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Xiaomao bitterly smiled and slapped his face. He scolded himself for being tempted by the bouncy melons even though he had decades of relationship experience.

“Wei Zhi, can you talk, munya?”

Wei Zhi nodded, “Obviously. Why?”

Xiaomao looked at Shepherd and other retainers. They seemed surprised that Wei Zhi could speak so clearly.

Curious, Xiaomao checked her status menu if her character came with special skills like what Shepherd had. Then, he saw her skills with question marks.

The skill description suddenly glitched and revealed the detail.

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Add-On Skills: World Jump, Chaos Demoness Instinct, Chaos Demoness Blessing

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<strong>Chaos Demoness Instinct</strong>

As a descendant of a Chaos Demoness, your power grows stronger when you are fighting for a Cathulhu or a Chaos Seraphim. As long as you are with one of them, you are invincible!

There is one downside, though; as you’re created and genetically modified to serve them, you cannot decline their requests or orders. But by working under them, your growth rate and potential are superior to every existence in the universe, including deities.

<strong>Skill Type:</strong> Passive

<strong>Rarity:</strong> Legendary

<strong>Effects (1):</strong> If you have a master, who is either a Cathulhu or a Chaos Seraphim, you will gain the following perks;

– Decrease the required EXP for level up by 90%.

– Increase all attributes and spiritual roots by 10 every time you level up.

– Gain 50 free points per level up instead of 25 per level up.

<strong>Effects (2):</strong> If you fight alongside a Cathulhu or a Chaos Seraphim ally, you will gain the following perks;

– Double every combat status.

– Reduce all damage by half.

– Reduce MP and Qi consumption from skills and spells by half.

– Reduce the cooldown time of all skills and spells by half.

<strong>Effects (3):</strong> The passive skill will sometimes give you advice.

<strong>*[Chaos Demon Instinct]:</strong> I see that you’re peeking at Wei Zhi’s skill, you pervert. Anyway, nice to meet you.

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<strong>Chaos Demoness Blessing</strong>

As your game avatar is created based on someone’s previous life memory, your karma is now connected to the person with your figure and face, aka Chaos Demoness Wei Yuan – The Mistress of Chaos Seraphim Mao Miaomiao! Because of the karma, Demon Goddess Wei Yuan can sense you.

Fortunately, the Demon Goddess senses your connection with a certain catopus, so she isn’t mad that you use a copy avatar of her. Instead, she has given you a blessing so that you can protect him in her stead.

<strong>Skill Type:</strong> Passive

<strong>Rarity:</strong> Legendary

<strong>Effects (1):</strong> When you are near Xiaomao, you will gain the following perks.

– Your first death of the day will not reduce your HP to zero. Instead, your HP, MP, and Qi will be restored to the full, and your combat status will be increased by 100% for the next 10 minutes. Can stack with the other skill effects.

– Xiaomao’s support spells and skills are 100% stronger if the target is you.

– Your support spells and skills are 100% stronger if the target is Xiaomao.

<strong>Effects (2):</strong> (LOCKED)

<strong>Effects (3):</strong> (LOCKED)

<strong>*[Chaos Demon Instinct]:</strong> Too bad. So sad. She can’t utilize the true potential of the grand blessing yet. Hey, if you’re reading this, make sure that Wei Zhi gets a cultivator class later, okay? Once she does, don’t let any fool takes her. Make her yours!

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Xiaomao’s face turned ugly. He wondered why her skills needed his presence and why her mysterious instinct communicated with him.

Xiaomao already had Lucky. Even though she was a former monster-turned-sexy-woman NPC, Xiaomao didn’t plan to betray her trust and devotion. Therefore, having another woman sticking close to him was bad for a long-term relationship.

‘I don’t want to SIMP for Lucky, but…eh.’

The catopus shook his head and discarded the thought for now. He recalled that the tournament had just ended, and they needed to enter the event world as soon as possible.

“Wei Zhi, you stay here with Mary and others for now, munya. Mary, bring Wei Zhi to one of the empty houses and let her settle down.”

“Yes, boss!”

Mary beamed at Xiaomao with a bright smile before she dragged the confused Oni to the hidden level of Slave Dungeon.

After the girls had left, Xiaomao checked the conditions of his retainers and the hired guns. Then, he opened the game event menu to summon the Guild War’s event window.

As Xiaomao had already registered his guild name to the event, he only needed to press the [Join] button.

“Seniors, I’m going now.”

Mimir gave Xiaomao a meaningful look, “Come back alive.”

Taotie also cheered for Xiaomao, “EAT THEM ALL! LET THEM WITNESS THE GREATNESS OF OUR SKILLS!”

Undine silently nodded at Xiaomao and others, but Nymph suddenly took off her shell bra.

“Xiaomao! If you win, I’ll allow you to use the tentacles on-*BONK* DAAAAAH!!”

Undine summoned a cactus club out of nowhere and bonked the perverted mermaid. Then, she tied her body with seaweed.

Xiaomao broke a sweat while Shepherd and the men gave Xiaomao a thumbs up.

Seeing the reactions of his retainers, Xiaomao facepalmed. He sighed and looked at his mentors and benefactors.

“I’ll be back! No, we all will return triumph!”

DING

As soon as Xiaomao pressed the button, all MUNYA guild’s members were instantly teleported from World Three to the Event World.

Beacons of light shone upon the mermen and Xiaomao’s crew. Then, they vanished.

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“…”

Nymph, Undine, Mimir, and Taotie could only look at them, wishing for their fortune of war.

“Have they left, munya?”

A high-pitch voice came from the front door of the boss room. A second later, an orange catopus floated inside the room, accompanied by a small green lizard with wings.

The four immediately knelt and lowered their heads. Even though these two creatures seemed cute, they couldn’t offend them. Even Taotie closed his mouth and stopped playing around.

The orange catopus was the Cathulhu Meowmeow. As for the wing lizard, he was the alternate form of Cernun!

Cernun flapped his small cute wings before he landed on the ground. He looked up and gazed at the four immortals.

“At ease, immortals.”

Mimir didn’t raise his head, but his eyes met with Cernun’s and Meowmeow’s.

“We didn’t know that you would come here. We’re sorry that we didn’t welcome you.”

“Don’t worry about the formality. We’re just here to see the boy’s dungeon.”

“Oh, is there a problem with the dungeon?” Mimir was curious.

“We sensed the distortion of space here. He seemed to create a spatial dungeon floor separately. Since he has touched the Space and Time Law, we’re here to stabilize it before something goes wrong.”

“I see.”

Mimir nodded. He slowly stood up and waved his hand and pointed it at the door to the residential floor.

“This way, please.”

Meowmeow landed on Mimir’s shoulder. He sniffed the old man and rolled his eyes upward, thinking of something.

“Mimir, munya.”

“Yes, Lord Meowmeow?”

“When was the last time Odin contacted you? Aren’t you from Asgard?”

Mimir bitterly smiled, “I’m just an average scholar. He has never contacted me.”

“Ah, don’t be tense. I’m just verifying something, munya.”

Mimir already guessed the cat’s intention. He deeply sighed, “I will never betray junior Xiaomao. To be fair, I never served Asgard.”

“We know. Just checking, munya.”

“…”

Taotie looked back and forth between Meowmeow and Mimir. Then, he suddenly laughed.

“Lord, sir! This stupid old man can’t possibly work with Asgard. When he was trapped in the Pangu Monastery with me, he never took a step outside the library unless I ate one or two of the Pangu priests by mistake. I was also watching him 24/7 since I had nothing to do back then. There is definitely no connection between them whatsoever!”

Mimir raised his right eyebrow, surprised by Taotie’s support.

Hearing Taotie’s words, Meowmeow giggled, “Don’t be overexcited, munya. I can detect lies, and none of you are liars, munya. Relax! By the way, the boy has a strange scent on him.”

At that moment, Meowmeow’s eyes glittered as if he was staring at his prey, “What on earth did you teach him, munya? How come I smell a scent of his Dao from you two?”

Taotie sweated profusely. The latter muttered, “Just simple NIHIL thingy, sir.”

Mimir coughed, “For me, I taught him a basic domain foundation and a Dao manifestation technique, sir.”

Meowmeow narrowed his eyes. He warned them, “Don’t overdo it, munya. He’s too precious and pure like a white sheet. If something were to happen to him, Mu-Nyang and Mao Miaomiao will be pissed and your heads will roll.”

“Understood, sir.”

The group entered the residential floor of Slave Dungeon.

Meanwhile, Cernun followed them quietly. He sneaked glances at the blockaded dumpster hole, which was connected to the sealed domain of a certain calamitous angler fish.

No one could tell what Cernun thought. He calmly flapped his wings and got on Taotie’s head.