Card Apprentice Daily Log

Date- 30 Mar 2321

Time- 22:08 

Location- Sky Blossom City, D-rank Uncommon Grade Silver Beach Gate Dungeon

"Chase Royal family heir wins big at the Demigod charity auction." 

"Chris Chase hits the jackpot at the Demigod charity auction." 

"The biggest winner of the Demigod charity auction, Chris Chase." 

"Chris Chase the Luckiest Guy in the world." 

"Chris Chase, …." 

"Demigod charity auction, ….."

"Jackpot, …." 

"Fortune favors the Bold, Chris Chase, biggest Winner of the Demigod charity auction." 

"Western Region's Prince favored by the goddess of Luck and Fortune." 

"Who won what, list of items won in Demigod charity auction."

"The total charity amassed at this year's Demigod charity auction breaks all the records." 

"Which top 10 colleges will Prince Chris attend?" 

While waiting for Luna, I summoned my grimoire to check how my Super Brain card was flaring with its fight against the Circle on the grimoire network. Since I was too angry at Anna to talk with her. But to my dismay, the local, state, and region-wide grimoire network was filled with posts about the Demigod charity auction occupying all the top 10 spots of the trending list. 

All the posts read that Demigod charity is a big event held once a year. And this years winner of the charity event was from the western region, heir of Chase Royal family, Prince Chris Chase. And other words were just fillers giving no insight into what Demigod Charity Auction actually is and why Prince Chris Chase was the biggest winner of the charity auction. I don't get it. What's all the hype about, and how can a person be the biggest winner of a charity event? Do charity events have winners, aren't the beneficiaries of the charity supposed to be the biggest winners of the charity? 

And what the fock is up with these popular posts on grimoire network, 

"Price Chris Chase's favorites." 

"Price Chris Chase at the Havana Pool" 

"Price Chris Chase's fiancee."

"Prince Chris Chase's top 10 pics." 

"Prince Chris Chase nude." 

"Does Prince Chris Chase have a girlfriend" 

"What type of girl does prince Chris Chase like?" 

"Does Prince Chris Chase prefer boys?" 

"Prince Chris Chase and Silver milk powder fraud!" 

"Prince Chris Chase calls out the fraudster Dalton Wyatt." 

"Mother Focker!" Reading the last two posts, I cussed out loud. Turns out the western region prince, Chris Chase, was the one who started the claims that silver milk powder is fraud.

"What the hell Wyatt? Do you use your mouth to wipe your ass?" Asked Anna. It seems my cussing has offended her in some way. 

"What?" I yelled in dismay, hearing Anna's words, and turned to look at her, adding, "Is that even possible?" 

"I don't know. You tell me. You are the one with the dirty mouth." My hunch turned out to be correct. It was my cursing that got Anna into a sour mood. 

"But you too cuss all the time." I have heard Anna cuss a lot worse many times. 

"Now, that's just slander. I don't cuss at my friends." Anna defended herself.

"And like I do?" Anna slandered me first, and now she calls me a slanderer. Oh, the guts on her. 

"Then what was that earlier?" Anna pointed out.

"I wasn't cursing at you. I am cursing at this, Mitch." I yelled, shoving my grimoire in front of Anna's face. Tapping at western prince Chris Chase's picture. 

"Oh, This Mitch! Did he offend you too? How?" Anna seemed to have a history with western prince Chris Chase. 

"You know him?" I asked. Anna is a chill person, as far as I know. She is so easy. Men hardly have to try. So it was unbelievable to hear that a man did not like her.

"Yes, this Mitch, he crashed my party. He also dared to call me a slut in front of my friends." Anna's eyes turned fierce and started to emit an intimidating aura recalling the bad past. 

"And he is still alive?" I was surprised that Chris Chase was still alive after calling Anna slut to her face in front of her friends. What surprised me more was that Anna had friends. I thought by now Anna would have slept with all of their boyfriends, fiance, father, brother, etc. 

"That coward used an instant teleportation card to escape before I could snap his neck into two." The intimidating aura emitting from Anna got fiercer. 

"Huh, why did he do that? Did you reject him or something?" I know, right? I can't believe I am saying these words. Anna rejecting a handsome boy, like that could happen.

"No, I bedded his little sweetheart. I am not the one to blame here. She came to me. I did not see any reason not to. So nature took its course. And by the way his sweetheart moved and moaned in bed. I could tell I was not her first. Despite her claiming otherwise. Believe when I say that girl knew her stuff." Anna recalled her night with prince Chris Chase's sweetheart as she narrated it to me. The intimidating aura emitting from Anna started to suppress slowly. Proving that sex is the answer to achieving world peace. 

"Too many details" I am a fan of girl-on-girl action, but that was too many intimate details about a friend. For the sake of our friendship, I decided to erase half of the stuff that Anna shared with me about her night with Chase's sweetheart. 

"Awe, are you jealous? That was just casual. You have nothing to worry about. My heart is set on you. I can't say the same if you suck in the bed. So how about we do it and check our compatibility." How does she manage to bring all the conversation back to this, us doing it? Is this one of her hidden talents? 

"Yes, let's do it." I decided to play a little with Anna. 

"Really?" Anna asked in surprise, mixed with expectations and anticipation.

"I am kidding." I could barely hold in my laugh seeing Anna's enthusiasm crumble.

"You two sicken me. Get a room." Luna finally made her appearance. 

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