Bro, I'm not an Undead!

126 Valiant!



“NO FLESHING WAY!” Skullius finally exclaimed loudly, throwing caution out the window when he saw the magnificence that bloomed from the golden brilliance!

A hero!

Even Elita gawked as she saw a golden brilliance less than her own spawn a somewhat corny yet… beautiful scene!

A long cape fluttered mystically from behind the Knight she was looking at, arm braces appearing with a smooth and beautiful effect on his arms as they held boar-like details of a ferocious face and protruding tusks.

Shoulder pads also appeared over the Knight’s armour along with magnificent boots that reached his knees!

The light coming behind the visor grew brighter, becoming a cross-shaped golden flare that illuminated the surroundings!

The mix of gold and silver wasn’t quite appealing, but the golden pieces of equipment that were spawned, their appearance looking like they were forged entirely from golden-white diamonds that constantly awed the onlookers, allowed for no one to see it as a concern.

A hazy star scape constantly shifted around Red Rage while the symbol on his chest reflected like a hologram on the breastplate of his armour.

A ‘U’ like shape with a ‘T’ in the middle.

The image obviously looked incomplete as a suit of this sort should cover the entire body but that didn’t take away from its beauty.

Red Rage had leapt up before casting this skill just so he could land and look cool… it seemed.

To add more ridiculousness to this scene, the drip decked Pelvis Boar-Man suddenly rose a meter off the ground and gazed at the tall undead with his beaming eyes while actually adopting a cooler pose this time!

…!

The loud ramblings of the distant Discount Human who was screaming bone expletives in the distance did not tear away Elita and the undead away from the Null existence before them.

He could even levitate!.

The Pelvis Boar-Man emitted no presence as if he wasn’t even there.

No overbearing aura!

No imposing magic energy!

Just a serene appearance that caused different emotions.

This was the [Pelvis Boar-Man Majestic Attire]!

To top all this off…

“Foul creature. I judge you to be evil… and ugly! For that, I shall administer… Justice!”

A heroic voice came from behind the helmet that Red Rage donned!

Elita was surprised by the masculinity and devotion in the voice!

The undead was enraged by the insult!

Skullius collapsed and knocked his head against the ground!

Only he knew how ridiculous this was!

Red Rage could talk?!

What?! How?!

Flesh logic!

The tall undead roared in rage and once again raised its Dadao as a dark energy coiled around it, smothering its weapon!

“FOoL! YOu DArE CALl ME Ugly?! YoU ArE ATrOCiouS!”

Red Rage did not offer a reply, staying in his position as he actually descended from his floating altitude and touched the ground, waiting for the blade to come!

Elita couldn’t believe this, she thought to take a step forward but the Pelvis Boar-Man merely reached out his hand without turning his head to her.

He gave a side ways thumbs up and spoke in a reassuring voice.

“Fear not, valiant female. This… sockethole, has nothing on me!”

Elita didn’t know what to think. Where did this Knight come from?

She would have doubted him if she hadn’t seen him actually survive an attack from the undead before despite his weak core but now…

“RAAAAAAAAAR!”

The loud and defeating voice of the undead that still brought a powerful chill to Elita’s core resounded as it smacked down with its Dadao, a ferocious wind blowing outwards as an added effect to the descending darkness!

As the sword dropped, many golden wisps like strings travelled from the Pelvis Boar-Man to the undead, connecting the two for a short moment!

Most of the wisps shattered in the middle, but a few remained, this whole occurrence happening within an extremely minute space of time!

However, Elita saw it!

BOOOOM!

There was no explosion of golden light this time as the ground ruptured to an unimaginable degree from the force, fifteen meters worth of hard land caving in as if to sink further into Aigas!

Skullius scrambled to look over again as he was worried about his Apostle after all was said and done.

Pushing the ridiculousness aside, he was very terrified for Red Rage. He had witnessed first hand the thunderous strength of the monster that his Apostle was battling against.

Even if he had survived once, it didn’t mean he could continuously push his luck.

If only this brat would stick to the plan!

The dust cleared and the result was made clear!

The Dadao was still in place, emitting a tremendously thick darkness while in its striking position!

And…

A cape fluttered as if rustled by the wind.

An unscathed Red Rage grew visible in the vision of the spectators!

He was crouching while half of his body had sunken into the ground!

The Dadao sat on his shoulder but did not go any further, settling on a cracked golden shoulder pad that extended to the Pelvis Boar-Man’s neck!

…!

The undead’s beams of light under the visor flickered as it couldn’t compute just what was going on!

Why was this weak fellow not sustaining any damage from its attacks?!

“Pathetic!”

Red Rage spoke as he lifted off from his pit, and floated two meters above ground!

He drew back in the air as he cocked his fist, the dust rolling on the ground under his suspended feet!

His armoured hand glowed with a distorted golden light as he then flew at a quick speed and punched the undead in the chest!

POW!

The distorted golden light in his fist made the undead’s armour crack mildly while the undead’s whole body lifted off slightly off the ground to settle half a meter away!

The result was underwhelming but the Pelvis Boar-Man looked on as if it was expected, backing away.

The Undead was enraged as another one of its arms on the longer left one pointed at Red Rage and released a continuous stream of hot red flames!

The attack was so fast that it took the Pelvis Boar-Man by surprise, knocking him away!

The Pelvis Boar-Man hurriedly changed his course of float, ridding himself of the constant bombardment!

He rushed over to Elita, his armour having already reddened from the heat!

He stopped floating and settled down on the ground.

“Valiant female,” he addressed Elita who still couldn’t get over the macho, exaggerated voice.

“Yes?”

“I currently lack the strength to deal damage to this fiend. Would you lend me your strength to cull this evil from the world?” the Pelvis Boar-Man asked.

Elita opened her mouth but closed it immediately after.

She held her sword and emitted a brilliant golden hue from her body.

Since they were being so formal about it, she might as well use the same tone.

“Gladly, sir Knight.”

The Pelvis Boar-Man nodded and then, he pointed at the undead, then at his own head and his chest.

Elita was confused at first but then, she read in between the lines.

So that was the way.

She nodded as a smile bloomed on her face.

“Onward!” the Pelvis Boar-Man roared with a manly voice as he lifted up once more and shot forward!

Skullius who watched this from the safety of his cover shook his head without pause in disbelief, yet, he hadn’t forgotten the goal at hand.

“At least you’re smart now, Red bro,” he remarked as he moved. His bro hadn’t forgotten the plan after all.


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