Bored Gamer in Other World

A hundred thousand years later and...

"Show me my status, Nancy."

"Affirmative, host."

"DING!"

* * *

Host: Clark Colter

Power Systems Conquered: 7/50

* * *

"That took me longer than i expected." Our bored gamer said to himself as he looked back on the years as the Blood Sovereign.

"SIGH!"

"Having a system cheat around is really much better than just pure cultivation and vigor."

"I hope that the next world will give me more of the same system assistant than its tedious alternative." Clark sighed deeply.

"I'm ready when you are, partner." He then communicated with the clay brick in his soul.

"FLASH!" The same usual event occurred and after that, there was nothing.

* * *

"Wake up, host." Nancy's voice rang in the ears of our bored gamer. This was a healthy reminder indeed that the new adventure was way under way at the moment.

"Where am i?"

"Why am i so weak?" These were the first words of Clark as he tried to get acquainted with his new body.

At least he tried to utter them but all he was ever successful in doing so was spout out gibberish nonsense in the end.

Our avid gamer was lucky since there were no people or any other soul around him at the moment.

"You will recover in due time, host. Just hang on there for a little bit." Nancy's sunny words and encouragement echoed in reply which gave our good gamer that familiar sense of security.

In the years of this quest that has already spanned for several thousand of years, he was never truly alone because his system cheat Nancy had been with him every step of the way.

'Thank you, Nancy.' Clark said using his thoughts and heeded the words of his closest ally. Five minutes passed and our bored gamer could regain some minor motor skills of his new body.

He stood up and saw where he was at the moment.

"A forest?" Clark said as he recognized the lush vegetation that affronted his eyes first. He was in a world of healthy green that truly showcased the beauty of nature.

"Show me my character status, Nancy." Our bored gamer instructed his system.

"Affirmative, host." Nancy replied a half breath later.

"DING!"

Host: Clark Colter

Power Systems Conquered: 7/50

Identity: no name, a crazy man from the town of Shimmerwood

"A crazy man, huh?" Clark raised a brow and took a closer look at his new body. He was a middle aged thin man that was full of dirt and grime.

The tattered clothes on his unwashed form were barely hanging on his emaciated frame and he did not doubt one bit on how ugly he might have looked at the moment.

But such details were minor in comparison to what occupied his attention in the next breath.

"So no cheats and prior knowledge. This will be hard indeed." Our bored gamer shook his head as he had readied himself for a long and arduous grind in this alien world.

"You should at least give me a boon of some kind, partner." He could not help but throw a jest towards his most op cheat that dwelled within his soul space.

"DING!"

"You received a gift, host." Nancy announced happily.

"Please open it for me, Nancy." Clark replied and there was a happy smile that hung on his face right now. He was indeed surprised to earn a gift with a single try alone.

One should know that the clay brick in his possession has been a great miser in giving such bonuses since their relationship had begun.

But our bored gamer was confident that he would soon achieve complete ownership of this heavenly treasure in due time.

'I only need to conquer 40 more plus worlds. I will get there someday!' Our good gamer's smile grew more abundant with this thought in mind.

"The Ultimate Erotic System initialing..."

"System completely installed." Nancy opened the gift pack as requested.

"DING!" Another soft chime followed and an array of information was displayed before the eyes of our very own protagonist.

* * *

Host: Clark Colter

Cultivation: Mortal

Erotic Points: 0

Erotic Shop

* * *

"Ultimate Erotic System?"

"FUCK ME!"

"You really know how to play me, do you partner?" Our bored gamer could not help but shake his head in the aftermath.

He realized that his dearest clay brick was fond of giving system cheats left and right since his punishment began.

This may be because it wanted to cater to what our bored gamer preferred in the first place.

But to give him what basically translated into a sex system when he was trying his hardest to stay away from women was absolutely cruel to say the least.

"DING!" A new line appeared from out of nowhere and it said...

"Keeping your desires inside is dangerous, partner. It's about time that you put an end to your misery. Good luck and may you find my gift beneficial to your cause."

This message has of course come from none other than the clay brick itself.

"And whoever said that heavenly treasures did not possess some good humor in them. You never fail to surprise me, partner. I accept the gift and thank you very much for your kindness. I will surely put it to great use. Just watch and enjoy the show that i shall give you."

Clark grinned and it would be a lie to say that he was not happy with the gift. Any system that he had used thus far has always benefited him in the end.

This was much better than having no system to use at all.

"Now let's see what we have here." Clark murmured and tinkered with his new system in hand. He opened the erotic shop and what he found inside was very much unexpected indeed.

Purity Pillar

Seduction Jar

Lewd Hands

.

..

...

All the items and skills inside the shop were full of lewd stuff.

"FUCK ME! There is truly no escape for me in this world."

"I will conquer it by means of fucking and nothing else!"